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i don't have a clue, max! my mom tells me every morning she'll be back at "six forty." what the heck does that even mean? - Ivan the Terrier |
Woof, ever'body.....
So yesterday, my brothers Pain-in & The-Ass went to have their buttpuffs chopped off. I got to sleep so much yesterday without havin' one of 'em crawlin' all over my head and stuff. But I guess around noon, I was startin' to miss 'em......I looked around the house to make sure they weren't hidin' to jump out and scare my Mommie.......they weren't. I may have missed them. They smelled funny when they came home, too. I let them sleep with me last night, all curled up against my tummy....even though they made me all hot and sweaty and I felt like I couldn't move cuz I'd wake 'em up and they'd start lickin' me and chit. I am abused. Woof. |
good morning everypuppy and everykitty! mom went to work so i decided to see how everypuppy is...i'm doing really good and mom said i've been a good boy lately! :).... does anyone else hate vacuums? whenever mom plugs that thing in and pushes it all over the floor, i try to bite it...i don't know if that thing is attacking her or what! well...she got a new one for her birthday and she told me that she's gonna make that thing run all over the floor when she gets back home... i guess i better get back to my nap so i can be ready to protect her from that vacuum! write back! i love you! ty |
Woof.
This morning, I sneezed on Mommie's foot. In the bed. She should know to keep her feet UNder the covers, shouldn't she? Some people. Woof out, Lucy:doghead: |
good morning everypuppy!! :)..
it's been a long time since i wrote anything on here because my mom has been hoggin' the computer when she's home and shuts the lid when she's gone to work! i tried to open it but i don't have any thumbs... my mom told me that soon it will be the start of the holiday season...i don't know what that means...she said something about a day for turkeys...i love turkeys!... but she said she has to work the whole weekend so we won't be celebrating...poor turkeys! then she said that i better be a good boy cause santa paws is comin'! oh howwwwwwwwwwwwwwl! you know who santa paws is right? he's this big fluffy guy that sneaks in the house while your mommy or daddy is sleeping and brings presents for you! last year he brought me a rubber chicken and a bunch of chewy toys! i love santa paws! i don't even bark when he comes in! this year i think i want some pig ears and some of those good cookies that mommy gets me sometimes...and maybe a sweater cause i get cold when it snows and i have to go outside... ok...i love you! write to me and tell me what you want santa paws to bring for you! :) love, ty |
I have no idea why my Mom calls me Frog Dog. I'm a genuine dog with fleas sometimes and everything. Ut, Oh, better not bring that up....
My Mom didn't feel good today, so we did not get to the big dog park for a really long walk n' frolic. ARGH! She promised we would go in the morning.. which it is, only it is still dark. But my Mom doesn't sleep good when in pain, so she just woke me up, AGAIN!!! People!!! |
woof everypuppy! i was a badddddddddddd boy today! i haven't seen mom that mad in a long time! i don't know what got in to me but...while mom was at work...i got in the trash and dragged it all over our butch-ler pad... it was fun while i did it!! and i licked out an empty soup can and chewed up some tin foil and i got egg shells all over the place...luckily mom has a new vacuum and once she got the big stuff up was able to sweep the rest up good she was gonna vacuum when she got home any old way!!..so i really don't know what the big deal is! mom has finally forgiven me and is even letting me use the computer while she rests...i just wanted to woof to everypuppy and tell them ...don't get in the garbage...no matter how fun it is your mom or dad is gonna get MAD when you're done!! ok...i love you! write to me!! ty |
Hey yall! This is Skip,Dip, Tater Chip....Laughing hard, my buddy Willie is getting a bath cuz he Mom say he stinks. My Daddy say I don't stink, so I don't need a bath. Do you Moma's and Daddy's make you take baths.
My Daddy says I need to see the dentist, but I aint worried bout that. When he quits lettin me kiss him then I'll worry. Stay clean! Skip,Dip,Tater Chip |
hello everypuppy!
guess what my mom told me? santa paws is comin'!! if you don't know who santa paws is, he sneaks into your house and steals cookies and then leaves you new toys and chewies!! :) my mom said since i've been a good boy (except for that little garbage incident...) i'll be getting new toys and maybe even a new sweater to wear outside in the snow! so it's not too late everypup cause i don't know if you've noticed this but it seems like mom's and dad's don't remember very long if you've been bad so...unless you chewed up the sofa or something else big like that...you'll probably be getting presents from santa paws! and most especially remember...do NOT bite santa paws when he sneaks in...come to think of it i've never heard him come in! i wonder how he does that? oh well...just be GOOD!! ok...i love you! write to me and tell me what santa paws is bringing you! ty |
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