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wolfwalker 11-14-2009 04:59 PM

love humans
 
I really love all humans. I hate dogs and cats


wolfwalker

Passionaria 11-14-2009 05:54 PM

hmmmm
 
I would never eat Thai Food

PoeticWitch 11-14-2009 05:58 PM

I am not entertained by this thread... it doesn't make me laugh in uncontrollable fits that last more then ten minutes... it doesn't make me cry and doesn't then give me a headache..I hate this thread... and I think you all are very boring people and should stop posting all together...

MrSunshine 11-14-2009 06:15 PM

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

Surayna 11-15-2009 12:21 AM

I am Betty Crocker in the kitchen. I cooked a huge elaborate meal tonight. I am not sitting here eating gummy bears. I am sitting here totally nekkid while doing school work, though.

Kast 11-15-2009 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 5498)
rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.


You'all are NOT very funny people, no, not at all!

christie 11-15-2009 06:30 AM

I really love that the mother in law starts talking before her eyes open.

I really love that she adores all things Jesus-tacky-esque... and that my heart sings when she comes in the door talking about how "I found the PURDIEST picture today... it was Jesus, on a rock, in a stream, with two little children."

It doesn't make my skin crawl at all.

I love that as we restore a room in the house, its a race for us to get something up on the walls before the Jesus in a stream picture is purchased.

I hate that she has a good heart and means well.

NJFemmie 11-15-2009 06:36 AM

I didn't just screw up Diva's Scrabble Slam thread.
I totally knew how to play the game and I certainly don't feel like an idiot.
Mare is not singing "shame, shame, shame .. you messed the game, you messed the game" and poking fun at me this morning.
I am NOT laughing about this because I have no sense of humor whatsoever.

MrSunshine 11-15-2009 06:54 AM

I so happy to not be able to sleep anymore :freak:

PoeticWitch 11-15-2009 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 5498)
rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

I do not think rubber.dicky is funny whatsoever... Has decided not to tell Deadyboy that hy doesn't remind me of that lil homicidal doll called Chucky. :chainsaw:

Semantics 11-15-2009 07:36 AM

I hope it keeps raining.

shadows papa 11-15-2009 08:26 AM

I hate that my two 50 lb dogs think Daddy's chest is a good place to wallow on every morning. I think bicycles should be outlawed and that swimming is for sissie's in speedos.I'll take McDonald's over my mama's home cooking everytime....and I DON'T think farting is funny!

Gemme 11-15-2009 01:49 PM

I'm glad that there's no one here to snuggle.

SuperFemme 11-15-2009 01:52 PM

I didn't get laid last night.

WILDCAT 11-15-2009 02:40 PM

I am so very comfortable watching - and actually really enjoying this very close Steelers game. I also think it's funny my team is making so many mistakes.

:worried:

SuperFemme 11-15-2009 02:44 PM

I love football and never ever confiscate the remote and change to Sex and The City. NeVER.

MrSunshine 11-15-2009 03:02 PM

I haven't missed you one damn bit SF!

SuperFemme 11-15-2009 03:04 PM

I am not not not having a platonic cerebral crush on the DB. :brainsucker:

MrSunshine 11-15-2009 03:10 PM

me either :zombie:

SuperFemme 11-15-2009 03:12 PM

My children did NOT all have overnight guests last night.
This house is NOT a magnet for all children who are gay, questioning or non gender normative. Nope.
I don't nurture that side with wigs, boas, heels and make up or baseball hats, bandanas, belts and boots.
The other parents fucking LOVE me.


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