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love humans
I really love all humans. I hate dogs and cats
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I would never eat Thai Food
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I am not entertained by this thread... it doesn't make me laugh in uncontrollable fits that last more then ten minutes... it doesn't make me cry and doesn't then give me a headache..I hate this thread... and I think you all are very boring people and should stop posting all together...
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rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.
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I am Betty Crocker in the kitchen. I cooked a huge elaborate meal tonight. I am not sitting here eating gummy bears. I am sitting here totally nekkid while doing school work, though.
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I really love that the mother in law starts talking before her eyes open.
I really love that she adores all things Jesus-tacky-esque... and that my heart sings when she comes in the door talking about how "I found the PURDIEST picture today... it was Jesus, on a rock, in a stream, with two little children." It doesn't make my skin crawl at all. I love that as we restore a room in the house, its a race for us to get something up on the walls before the Jesus in a stream picture is purchased. I hate that she has a good heart and means well. |
I didn't just screw up Diva's Scrabble Slam thread.
I totally knew how to play the game and I certainly don't feel like an idiot. Mare is not singing "shame, shame, shame .. you messed the game, you messed the game" and poking fun at me this morning. I am NOT laughing about this because I have no sense of humor whatsoever. |
I so happy to not be able to sleep anymore :freak:
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I hope it keeps raining.
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I hate that my two 50 lb dogs think Daddy's chest is a good place to wallow on every morning. I think bicycles should be outlawed and that swimming is for sissie's in speedos.I'll take McDonald's over my mama's home cooking everytime....and I DON'T think farting is funny!
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I'm glad that there's no one here to snuggle.
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I didn't get laid last night.
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I am so very comfortable watching - and actually really enjoying this very close Steelers game. I also think it's funny my team is making so many mistakes.
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I love football and never ever confiscate the remote and change to Sex and The City. NeVER.
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I haven't missed you one damn bit SF!
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I am not not not having a platonic cerebral crush on the DB. :brainsucker:
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me either :zombie:
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My children did NOT all have overnight guests last night.
This house is NOT a magnet for all children who are gay, questioning or non gender normative. Nope. I don't nurture that side with wigs, boas, heels and make up or baseball hats, bandanas, belts and boots. The other parents fucking LOVE me. |
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