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durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 06:02 PM
At butch bonding:

Who's gotta hand that doesn't have a nail?

Guess what, you're dry now honey


Everybody get your finger ready

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 06:27 PM
I'm on my way bitch. Can't I take a rest in the middle?

Ashton 04-14-2012 06:28 PM
I'm coming Bitch, can't I rest in the middle!

Ashton 04-14-2012 06:36 PM
Are we gonna play spin the cane?

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 07:00 PM
I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit

Ashton 04-14-2012 07:02 PM
I think have over adorned my hair....I don't want anyone thinking I'm nice or anything:

Gentle Tiger 04-14-2012 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 565120)
I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit
This sounds like something June would say.

Ashton 04-14-2012 07:19 PM
Had to go to Clothworld for Merkin accoutrments

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger (Post 565126)
This sounds like something June would say.
Maybe. Maybe not. Ayup. It was. Lol

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 07:36 PM
Suck on this mother fucker

Puplove 04-14-2012 07:37 PM
When the merkins come out it's time for the kids to go home.

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 07:45 PM
I need a big one and then I'll be ok

Ms. Tabitha 04-14-2012 07:59 PM
If you let it dangle he wlll hump it.

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:02 PM
Do you need any help?

Yes please. And I'm not wearin any panties

Ms. Tabitha 04-14-2012 08:02 PM
I'm dripping and not the way your thinking

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:11 PM
If you don't keep your noodle wet it will get dry and crusty

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:18 PM
My vagina is out right now. Just wanted to let y'all know

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:22 PM
Just put it in and wave it

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:24 PM
Just stick it in and it works

Puplove 04-14-2012 09:19 PM
Ashton: man I'm stiff again.


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