Chicago had very slim pickings, for sure, and the judges seemed to be more...biting in witty comments [ + serious puns]...

:blink:

NM. I saw it on Youtube.

:hanging:

...that was...
fucked...
after haulin his ass out in Cuffs
Simon: "ok, yes or no?"

:rofl:

Considering how half the hopefuls seem to barely make it thru w/o begging or some sad story....yep
very interesting..
Im really looking forward to hollywood...
:doh:
did pants on the Ground fella pass?...I cant remember...he did exceed the age limit..hmm
:3butch:

Ya know? I think they just let him in to "audition" to give him a plug.....and free publicity. He was a trip, but is not going to Hollywood.....

Ahh, memories ~sigh~

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmeS3v_w4Kk"]YouTube- Bo Bice Sings "In A Dream"[/ame]

IMO the Best performance in all AI years.....
:sunglass:

Cuffs? AND fainting?? dang, we missed it...

For real. :blink:

That was last week. Tonight is the big D....DALLAS!

Don't forget to tune in. I'm hoping Texas will appear more.....sane.....than WA did.

*sigh*

Mr. Martial Arts is my LIFE was from Seattle as was one other.....contestant. I'm not really sure what he was.

:badscore:

why is it, when the Entire Panel say "ehh No..Sorry"...the poor kid assumes that by breaking out into a worse #..they'll get thru??...
then they keep going and going and going, dragged out, goin and goin...elevator...goin and goin
yeck

Yaaaay for :leatherflag: babe.....
srsly, I can so see her demanding a response from Barney *L*
'whuts mah name ya big purple bitch?!'
:spank::whip:
i think i saw simon grin like a child.. heh

How bout that girl that came from Italy or wherever with the nasaly voice when she talked, but sang in a much deeper voice. :shocking:

I kinda liked her a little.

I'll never understand some contestants....

~screetching, yowling hideous song~

Simon " ok ok, that's enough... you suck"

Contestant " I was just warming up .. Can I try another Song?"

Randy/Simon/ Guest : "No thanks we've seen ---

~screetchy howl of a regurgitated Yawp attempt of a new song....~

Simon "ok, stop.. we said no.. keep walking..."

~ whimper, tears.... strikes a few more hellacious cords"

what... they think after the first lousy song, Calliope's gonna sprinkle faerie dust, make 'em flawless? and in the process garner sympathy votes?
it only smacks of desperate....and dubious self-respect....

:guitar:

I know! There is a direct correlation between their certainty that THEY ARE the next American Idol and how much they will suck. And, for god's sake, don't they have any real friends or family that love them enough to tell them to get another hobby??