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labete 01-15-2010 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34170)
3 on the head of a pin, 300 on a Pin Head.

Why do tampon commercials exist? I mean, really? I don't want creative periods, wings, or a mother nature hallucination.
Because without the commercials, we might think tampons were for nosebleeds instead of special bonding time walking on the beach with mom.

Who put the bomp (in the bomp, bomp, bomp)?

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34172)
Created by misogynists to supress!!

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
No, but happy cows love cheese.

What's another word for thesaurus?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 02:15 PM
Synantonym

Waht happens when you get scared to death two times??

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34178)
Synantonym

Waht happens when you get scared to death two times??
You get at least one incarnation out of the way.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

amiyesiam 01-15-2010 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34179)
You get at least one incarnation out of the way.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

accidental castration!

why do birds fall in love?

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 34181)

accidental castration!

why do birds fall in love?

They don't. They fly in love.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

LadyFlamezzz 01-15-2010 03:29 PM
so last night we had pork chops for dinner, right > Day stepped up behind me and ask..."what kind of pork is that it looks great" i said french,lol

(that was to break the ice )

a pig without a voice is called a dead pig!

what's the opposite of rise and shine?
:smladybug:

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by LadyFlamezzz (Post 34189)
so last night we had pork chops for dinner, right > Day stepped up behind me and ask..."what kind of pork is that it looks great" i said french,lol

(that was to break the ice )

a pig without a voice is called a dead pig!

what's the opposite of rise and shine?
:smladybug:
Fade to black.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 03:43 PM
In da pocket!!

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34195)
In da pocket!!

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Then we must all put our left feet in and stick our right feet out.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34196)
Then we must all put our left feet in and stick our right feet out.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Cheers to that!!

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? :listening:

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34197)
Cheers to that!!

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? :listening:
My Momma always told me nothing is for free.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34200)
My Momma always told me nothing is for free.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
I heart you...YES!!!

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34201)
I heart you...YES!!!

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
It comes from the same plant as Juicy Coutre.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 04:17 PM
Eat me

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

Pixie 01-15-2010 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34205)
Eat me

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
No they leave that to their partners...giggle

Why are red panda's smaller???

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by PixieStars (Post 34208)
No they leave that to their partners...giggle

Why are red panda's smaller???
Safety on Valentines Day.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Gemme 01-15-2010 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34086)

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?
Only if you have more than one personality.

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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 34172)
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
That's a rather fowl question. :flying:

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34210)

How can there be self-help “groups”?
They're there because some of us just need to help ourselves with an audience.

How many chucks did the woodchuck chuck?

SuperFemme 01-15-2010 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 34273)

How many chucks did the woodchuck chuck?
That is a big IF the wood chuck COULD chuck wood.

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetener?

weatherboi 01-15-2010 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34275)
That is a big IF the wood chuck COULD chuck wood.

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetener?
Not if you take em out first!! :|

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?


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