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Daywalker 06-18-2010 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by twinkle toes (Post 133275)
Has anyone noticed the OP has had very little to say? I think hy is an imposter,,just trying to stir up shit between us and the bulbs
:weedsmoke:

Clearly the OP is light sensitive.

And to the rest of you who think making light of one's sensitivities is funny:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs4/i/200...n__resized.jpg

:daywalker:

Martina 06-18-2010 03:46 PM
"Can't we all just get along?"

http://www.i360photo.com/images/lightbulb3.jpg

blush 06-18-2010 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 133311)

Oh, for fuck's sake, I just knew someone would bring up the patriarchy.

Bit 06-18-2010 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133414)
nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!
Awww you sweetheart! You just light up my days with your bright thoughtfulness!

Quote:
Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133417)
I can totally relate to this bit! I went to the Bulbyranch in Las Vegas once and wanted a hot little string of glitter lights. I was so excited to see all the strings lined up for me to chose from. WOW! The ones I wanted were so expensive! I ended up with this boring clear set that just laid there and didn't even flash! Sigh... :(
I don't even know what to say to this, adorable... it's lightyears from my own life. I wouldn't DREAM of buying a string of hot little glitter lights in Vegas, if I could even GET there... who knows where they've been or how many... businesslights... they were with before they offered to light my nights? I don't take chances like that. *prude face*

I know I should be sympathetic to you, but really... I think your answer shows your own inherent privilege and classism. Haven't you heard of thinking globally and buying locally? What about the small light emporium you might have sustained in your own town, if you hadn't been gallivanting around the Bulbyranch?

I'm so disillusioned. I don't even know what I'm doing in this supposedly enlightened thread.

...besides lmao, I mean...

ravfem 06-18-2010 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133409)
*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!
uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm exCUSE me??

i can go anywhere that my special lil bulb will light the way for me to go, thank you BULBY much.

i am reporting you for being ....something.....gimme a minute and i'll think of something....

Meanwhile, i am DONE. i refuse to shine my flickering special lil bulbous self around here ever again (even though this whole thread is about me).

Bit 06-18-2010 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133426)
uuuuuuuummmmmmmmm exCUSE me??

i can go anywhere that my special lil bulb will light the way for me to go, thank you BULBY much.

i am reporting you for being ....something.....gimme a minute and i'll think of something....

Meanwhile, i am DONE. i refuse to shine my flickering special lil bulbous self around here ever again (even though this whole thread is about me).
:eatinghersheybar: :sunglass: oh yeah? DO tell. :eatinghersheybar: *Mmmmmm, how I am enjoying my chocolate*

adorable 06-18-2010 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daywalker (Post 133420)
:weedsmoke:

Clearly the OP is light sensitive.

And to the rest of you who think making light of one's sensitivities is funny:

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs4/i/200...n__resized.jpg

:daywalker:
I didn't read the OP, but clearly this is dismissive to the OPs intent and I am reporting this post for snark. I know the OP in real FARM time and know how seriously hy takes bulbing.

adorable 06-18-2010 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133424)
Awww you sweetheart! You just light up my days with your bright thoughtfulness!



I don't even know what to say to this, adorable... it's lightyears from my own life. I wouldn't DREAM of buying a string of hot little glitter lights in Vegas, if I could even GET there... who knows where they've been or how many... businesslights... they were with before they offered to light my nights? I don't take chances like that. *prude face*

I know I should be sympathetic to you, but really... I think your answer shows your own inherent privilege and classism. Haven't you heard of thinking globally and buying locally? What about the small light emporium you might have sustained in your own town, if you hadn't been gallivanting around the Bulbyranch?

I'm so disillusioned. I don't even know what I'm doing in this supposedly enlightened thread.

...besides lmao, I mean...
REPORTED! I report all threads unless they clearly agree with mine! I'm calling POMPUSBULBUS BS here!

Random 06-18-2010 03:59 PM
All praise Tesla!!!!!


Quote:
Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133394)
http://www.ledlightsorient.com/image...Light-0408.jpg

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.

http://www.giftideas.co.uk/gifts/led...lti-colour.jpg


By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

ravfem 06-18-2010 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133427)
:eatinghersheybar: :sunglass: oh yeah? DO tell. :eatinghersheybar: *Mmmmmm, how I am enjoying my chocolate*
:annoyed: aaaaannnnnnnd another thing! :rant:

uh..... :eyebrow: :dots:

Oh, it's yoooouu, Bit! i didn't realize it was yooouuuu! You sweetheart you :cheesy: :welcome: :callme:

you do realize i was only playing around, right??:cracked:

i looooove you! :cheer:

Now, about the chocolate.....

:4femme:

Bit 06-18-2010 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133430)
REPORTED! I report all threads unless they clearly agree with mine! I'm calling POMPUSBULBUS BS here!
Pompousbulbousness? ME? hahahahahahahahaha!! Clearly you cannot read English. I am always sweetness and light, with never a filament out of place. No one could POSSIBLY be more sweetness and light than I am, unless they're a total hypocrite who couldn't light up so much as a closet.

*secretly reports you for harassment*

Bit 06-18-2010 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133436)
:annoyed: aaaaannnnnnnd another thing! :rant:

uh..... :eyebrow: :dots:

Oh, it's yoooouu, Bit! i didn't realize it was yooouuuu! You sweetheart you :cheesy: :welcome: :callme:

you do realize i was only playing around, right??:cracked:

i looooove you! :cheer:

Now, about the chocolate.....

:4femme:
Well, now. That's more like it.

*passes the chocolate* Good to have you on my side, since I am always on the side of the light.

Selenay 06-18-2010 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Magic_and_Silk* (Post 133397)
OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.
I would prefer if you wouldn't flirt with me in public.

It makes me very uncomfortable because I only date small bulbs and you're, well, not.
Sorry.


Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133404)
crap I forgot all about the rope lights
does that make me a horrible person?
Maybe Corkey should spank me?
just so long as he doesn't breake my bulbs
You are a horrible person and I am judging you.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133413)
This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

:hrmph:
A. It is not classist because you can buy the lights in any length INCLUDING small affordable lengths.
B. If you had bothered to learn anything ABOUT rope lights you would know that they ARE LED lights, so don't bring your hateful discriminatory non LED views here because, just because I'm an LED doesn't mean I'm not going to stand for racist remarks about regular bulbs.

adorable 06-18-2010 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133439)
Pompousbulbousness? ME? hahahahahahahahaha!! Clearly you cannot read English. I am always sweetness and light, with never a filament out of place. No one could POSSIBLY be more sweetness and light than I am, unless they're a total hypocrite who couldn't light up so much as a closet.

*secretly reports you for harassment*
Sweetness and light? Humph! Using a odd color font does not a sweetlightbulb make!!!

ETA: I DEMAND the Admin to allow me to thank my own posts!!!!!

ravfem 06-18-2010 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133441)
Well, now. That's more like it.

*passes the chocolate* Good to have you on my side, since I am always on the side of the light.
:eatinghersheybar: *nods* :eatinghersheybar:

you're always light....i mean right as long as you give me chocolate, anyway

Bit 06-18-2010 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133445)

A. It is not classist because you can buy the lights in any length INCLUDING small affordable lengths.
B. If you had bothered to learn anything ABOUT rope lights you would know that they ARE LED lights, so don't bring your hateful discriminatory non LED views here because, just because I'm an LED doesn't mean I'm not going to stand for racist remarks about regular bulbs.
REALLY now! I have SEEN rope lights in all the stores at holiday time, and I have READ. THE. PACKAGES. and they are NOT all LED lights. And how DARE you accuse me--ME!!--of being discriminatory?! I come from a mixed-bulb family, I'll have you know!

I'm not reporting you because you couldn't have known about my family, but now that I've told you I expect no more dim accusations about discrimination. :hrmph:

Martina 06-18-2010 04:17 PM
i just LOVE all the comments made by all the butches. *swoon*

They are so enlightening. *Tee Hee*

http://righttruth.typepad.com/.a/6a0...5a9b970b-320wi

Selenay 06-18-2010 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133450)
REALLY now! I have SEEN rope lights in all the stores at holiday time, and I have READ. THE. PACKAGES. and they are NOT all LED lights. And how DARE you accuse me--ME!!--of being discriminatory?! I come from a mixed-bulb family, I'll have you know!

I'm not reporting you because you couldn't have known about my family, but now that I've told you I expect no more dim accusations about discrimination. :hrmph:
I never said ALL of them are LED. You're taking what I said out of context, aaaaaassss usual.

As for your family, is that the same as knowing a guy who knows a guy who's a black bulb? Whatever.

Bit 06-18-2010 04:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133446)
Sweetness and light? Humph! Using a odd color font does not a sweetlightbulb make!!!

ETA: I DEMAND the Admin to allow me to thank my own posts!!!!!
For your information, DEAR lil allaboutmemeME, Teal Verdana has been my signature font and color for *omg I have to stop and actually count up the years hahahaha* seven years now which is almost a decade which is CERTAINLY longer than YOU'VE been shining in this part of my world. *haughty look*

Of course, if you were to light up the page with your own signature color, I might find it easier to take you seriously.

*hands Rav more chocolate, turns back to the colorfree unenlightened one*

I might even bring a little sweetness and light to your dreary days by including you in the chocolate club.

adorable 06-18-2010 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133459)
For your information, DEAR lil allaboutmemeME, Teal Verdana has been my signature font and color for *omg I have to stop and actually count up the years hahahaha* seven years now which is almost a decade which is CERTAINLY longer than YOU'VE been shining in this part of my world. *haughty look*

Of course, if you were to light up the page with your own signature color, I might find it easier to take you seriously.

*hands Rav more chocolate, turns back to the colorfree unenlightened one*

I might even bring a little sweetness and light to your dreary days by including you in the chocolate club.
Did you just call me fat? Cuz I totally am and the minute you turn your back I plan to steal all your chocolate.

This whole post reeks of ageist bulbism, possibly bulbotheisum and hyperthyroidism.

REPORTED!

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Martina (Post 133454)
i just LOVE all the comments made by all the butches. *swoon*

They are so enlightening. *Tee Hee*

http://righttruth.typepad.com/.a/6a0...5a9b970b-320wi
*snort*



I am reporting your post for butch butt bulb kissing

Bit 06-18-2010 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Selenay (Post 133458)

I never said ALL of them are LED. You're taking what I said out of context, aaaaaassss usual.

As for your family, is that the same as knowing a guy who knows a guy who's a black bulb? Whatever.
*puts dim accuser on ignore*


*reports post: "This is just terrible; I cannot BELIEVE she SAID this to me! I'm done dealing with her and I've put her on ignore but REALLY this post NEEDS moderated!! How DARE she attack my family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133459)
For your information, DEAR lil allaboutmemeME, Teal Verdana has been my signature font and color for *omg I have to stop and actually count up the years hahahaha* seven years now which is almost a decade which is CERTAINLY longer than YOU'VE been shining in this part of my world. *haughty look*

Of course, if you were to light up the page with your own signature color, I might find it easier to take you seriously.

*hands Rav more chocolate, turns back to the colorfree unenlightened one*

I might even bring a little sweetness and light to your dreary days by including you in the chocolate club.

whoaaa
wait a minute
if there is a chocolate club
i wanna be a member
I will paint my bulb any color you want
and be what ever kind of bulb you want
just don't leave me out of the gang /clickclub

Corkey 06-18-2010 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133466)
whoaaa
wait a minute
if there is a chocolate club
i wanna be a member
I will paint my bulb any color you want
and be what ever kind of bulb you want
just don't leave me out of the gang /clickclub
tratorbulb:seeingstars:

ravfem 06-18-2010 04:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133459)
For your information, DEAR lil allaboutmemeME, Teal Verdana has been my signature font and color for *omg I have to stop and actually count up the years hahahaha* seven years now which is almost a decade which is CERTAINLY longer than YOU'VE been shining in this part of my world. *haughty look*

*hands Rav more chocolate, turns back to the colorfree unenlightened one*

I might even bring a little sweetness and light to your dreary days by including you in the chocolate club.
:eatinghersheybar:

yeah! what Bit said!

......wait......Bit?

um.....no, that wont work....see...*i* am the only bulb allowed to be in the chocolate club, k?

:eatinghersheybar:

Quote:
Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133461)
Did you just call me fat? Cuz I totally am and the minute you turn your back I plan to steal all your chocolate.

REPORTED!
Look adorable....i just think you should know that stealing chocolate will get your bulbs crushed. Don't say i didn't enlighten you on the matter, k?
:hammer:
:dimbulb::dimbulb:

Bit 06-18-2010 04:36 PM
[quote=adorable;133461]Did you just call me fat? Cuz I totally am and the minute you turn your back I plan to steal all your chocolate.

This whole post reeks of ageist bulbism, possibly bulbotheisum and hyperthyroidism.

REPORTED![/QUOTE

WHAT is your problem?! How could I possibly even KNOW what you look like? And for your INFORmation, hyperthyroidism is an incurable medical condition which the sufferer CAN. NOT. HELP. Your using it as yet another dim accusation against me just shows your own ableist privilege.

Some children's people, honestly!

*hides chocolate... all except two pieces, oops*

Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133462)
*snort*



I am reporting your post for butch butt bulb kissing
*elaborate sigh* There's always SOMEONE who goes there... and is it even consensual BBB Kissing?

ravfem 06-18-2010 04:38 PM
that's it, i'm reporting all y'all and this thread WILL be closed down!!

i will NOT share my chocolate!! i wont!!

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Corkey (Post 133468)
tratorbulb:seeingstars:
tater salad bulb

i am going to report you for being a smarty pants to your wife

after all I can't put you on ignore
you are sitting next to me
(love ya)

Bit 06-18-2010 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133466)
whoaaa
wait a minute
if there is a chocolate club
i wanna be a member
I will paint my bulb any color you want
and be what ever kind of bulb you want
just don't leave me out of the gang /clickclub
You are always a member of the Chocolate Club. You know that; you and Ursy and I were sharing chocolate from the beginning. We've always played in light harmony!

*passes lots of chocolate to you*

ravfem 06-18-2010 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133476)
You are always a member of the Chocolate Club. You know that; you and Ursy and I were sharing chocolate from the beginning. We've always played in light harmony!

*passes lots of chocolate to you*
Another traitorbulb!!! i am HURT and OFFENDED Bit!! You have dismissed me!! i'm reporting you for having friends!!

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133476)
You are always a member of the Chocolate Club. You know that; you and Ursy and I were sharing chocolate from the beginning. We've always played in light harmony!

*passes lots of chocolate to you*
now I feel better
since I got my own way

sticks tongue out at Corkey
you lay a bulb on da chocolate
and
I will
turn down your dimmer:seeingstars:

Bit 06-18-2010 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133470)
:eatinghersheybar:

yeah! what Bit said!

......wait......Bit?

um.....no, that wont work....see...*i* am the only bulb allowed to be in the chocolate club, k?

:eatinghersheybar:



Look adorable....i just think you should know that stealing chocolate will get your bulbs crushed. Don't say i didn't enlighten you on the matter, k?
:hammer:
:dimbulb::dimbulb:
It's MY club; I invented it. I can put anybody in it I please. :hrmph:

Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133473)
that's it, i'm reporting all y'all and this thread WILL be closed down!!

i will NOT share my chocolate!! i wont!!
I can also take anybody out.

Just sheddin' a lil light on the situation....

*holds chocolate in plain sight, but jussssst out of reach*

Corkey 06-18-2010 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133480)
now I feel better
since I got my own way

sticks tongue out at Corkey
you lay a bulb on da chocolate
and
I will
turn down your dimmer:seeingstars:

dimbulbfetishing is not allowed, it's in the TOS

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133479)
Another traitorbulb!!! i am HURT and OFFENDED Bit!! You have dismissed me!! i'm reporting you for having friends!!
would a band aid help?
ever helpful girl
with handfuls of chocolate

how did we go from bulbs to chocolate?

Bit 06-18-2010 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133480)
now I feel better
since I got my own way

sticks tongue out at Corkey
you lay a bulb on da chocolate
and
I will
turn down your dimmer:seeingstars:
:scared:

Quote:
Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133479)
Another traitorbulb!!! i am HURT and OFFENDED Bit!! You have dismissed me!! i'm reporting you for having friends!!
*wiggles chocolate enticingly* I put you in this Club; I can take you out of this Club.... or yanno, you can make friends too and light up your tastebuds with this chocolate. Up to you.

ravfem 06-18-2010 04:46 PM
i would reply but i'm too busy reporting and whining to the Mods about you having friends and sharing & stuff, and how marginalized it makes me feel and how, when i was a kid, my mama wasn't nice to me and my dog ran away, and my brother would beat me up and how i never got enough chocolate....
:badmood:

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 04:46 PM
on a different note

Corkey just called the people on the news "dim bulbs"

Bit 06-18-2010 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133483)
would a band aid help?
ever helpful girl
with handfuls of chocolate

how did we go from bulbs to chocolate?
Dunno... how many Planeteers DOES it take to derail a thread? :cheesy:

amiyesiam 06-18-2010 04:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133488)
Dunno... how many Planeteers DOES it take to derail a thread? :cheesy:
do we have to lick bulbs to find out:|

Bit 06-18-2010 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133489)
do we have to lick bulbs to find out:|
I dunno... I love bulbs though! Next fall I plan on getting tulips and daffodils enough for a long border. I want freesias too, but I guess they don't survive the winter in zone 5.

OH WAIT!! I thought you said "like" not "lick"!!! Ewwww, I don't wanna lick any bulbs!


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