Canadians aren't allowed to take them. Your government wouldn't approve of it. You.must.suffer.

She made me get one of those cpap machines, so she never gets the pleasure anymore of the sweet earth-shaking, bone-rattling sound of my snoring.

If she's got mites don't use the stuff from the vet to clear them up. I've always used Vitamin E Oil. Clean her ears with it REAL WELL for a few days and it'll clear them up. The oil suffocates the mites and is non-toxic for your cat.

Awwww now that's love. LOL

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

Night, Buddy

OK, it's early am, 2000.. I just get home from work and my then g/f and I are watching TV at 6am.. A comersial for this new and AWESOME product comes on.. We watch and she wants to get it.. We go back and forth, me saying that I don't care, I don't shave my legs, she is indesisive.. THEN the timer starts.. We'll get a free gift, but ONLY if we call in the next 15 minutes.. Yes, she ended up calling and getting the stuff..



ummm.. When it came in, she tried it and is put to tears with the pain of every hair on her leg being ripped from the roots.. Of course, I've GOT to see what the big deal is.. Holy Mary and Jeebus.. I think I GREW nads from the pain!

Moral of the story? Don't get nadded..

What? I gotta wake up to Soon posting about pap smears? I need more coffee and my glasses are filthy.

Okay, I have one. I'm not saying it does not work but ....

This weekend there was a minor accident and we needed to purchase a bottle of benadine solution. We left the dinner party and went to the drug store and purchased an 8 oz. bottle of this magical healing elexir. I was bowled over when I realized it was $17. When did povidone-iodine get so expensive?

http://us.mbt.com/

Ok...this is where the original "rocking" shoe came from. I don't know how any of the cheaper versions by reebok, sketchers, curves, etc..work, but MBTs are really good! (expensive though) A friend told me to get them for work to help my feet and back...and they DO work!

One caution....don't buy a pair of these shoes (from wherever) and think you can wear them all day right away...you'll give yourself shin splints if you wear them for a prolonged period of time before allowing your body to get used to the balance shift....just an FYI.

This is hysterical!

That must mean I am a geezer too????

Oh and myyy slinky worked fine. :)

Discounted Ikea furniture. I bought a bunk bed, flat packed on sale (very cheap) from Ikea. Everything was so off that after 2 days- the use of a drill, a circular saw, 10 varieties of bolts and wood glue- to put it together, I still ended up with something that looked like playground equipment. The child asked if she could have a pool at the end of the bed – so she could just slide into it in the mornings.

I attempted to join an Ikea’s Anonymous support group but the door handle fell off when I tried to enter the room to the meeting.
:builder:

No, dear, you're a geezerette. You have to go back a few pages...
But, :welcome: to the house of geeze. Don't be alarmed if Corkey calls you granma.

I bet your stinky worked.

None of their directioons seem to be written by a native English speaker of any kind. I suspect they are translated from the original Chinese by Swedes using an on line translating service. :(

All the stuff that I've purchased from IKEA is like that, Converse - even without being discounted. I purchased a wardrobe gizmo, had fits putting it together. Apparently, wrong instructions. So a straight cis male and his wife came over to help. The sucker's heavy. He and I grunted, sweated and swore. We did it ... when his wife instructed us!

PS. Why I gotta be a Gezerette? Can't I be gender ambiguous? It's the pink cake isn't it?

I have read the thread in its epic and mystical entirety BTW! :fastdraq:

*grin*

Muahahahah

"It's slinky, it's slinky
wonderful wonderful slinnnnky,
fun for a girl and a boyyyyyyyyyy!"

<insert singie face>

This was maybe a 60's version?

I just came in to bop durrrrrrr with a hammer.

:hammer:

:|:|:|

<--- is innocent, i tell ya

and yet, apocalipstic thank'd ya for that post...:|:|

The pink was a give away. Sorry, Dapper.
And, you remain sober?

Is it time to sing the little rabbit foo foo song? :|

not gonna say a thing, cuz, then it will be "hammer time " again for durrrrrrrr:|

:canadian:

You forgot apocalipstic. She actually wrote the words down in her post, just in case durrrrrrrr's wasn't enough to spark the music in your head.

hides hammer (for now)
 

:tea: i think i will just sit here and be one with the random tunes that go through my head (even more b/c of this thread!) :praying:

I bought an electric scooter one time whose directions warned me to, "Beware the long slope." I finally figured out it was warning me that it didn't have enough power to make it up a steep hill, which the direction writers explained as a "natural phenomenon". :|

Thanks for the post, Grey. I've noticed that the prices on smaller items have skyrocketed. I can barely get out of CVS with over-the-counter meds, body wash, deodorant, etc. for less than $50 these days.

You can be whatever kind of Geezer you want to be, apocalipstic. We do not discriminate. Wonder if Linus could find us a geezer emoticon...

Was this supposed to be on Geezer radar? I'd never heard of it and had to watch SuperFemme's video.