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Talon 05-30-2015 03:48 PM

I wouldn't answer...nothing personal.

Blade 05-30-2015 04:12 PM

You'd find 2 tired puppies kicked back in the recliners chilling

Kobi 05-30-2015 04:16 PM


You had better be carrying frozen frappacchino's and a deep dish pizza with anchovies on my half.

TruTexan 05-30-2015 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 992500)

You had better be carrying frozen frappacchino's and a deep dish pizza with anchovies on my half.

If you knocked on my door today, you'd find my hair in a mess and me wearing shorts and t-shirt still sitting on my couch doing nothing. Sorry no pizza especially with anchovies.......yuck
and what the hell is a frappachino anyways?



I followed directions from the 1st post.

MsTinkerbelly 05-30-2015 11:30 PM

If trutexan knocked on my door, i would expect your hair to be at least brushed, and I'd invite you in for some conversation.:rrose:

WildHorses 05-31-2015 02:05 AM

If you knocked on my door I would tell you
how much I have missed you Mom.

And Grandma, same to you!

Bèsame* 05-31-2015 07:54 AM

Hello wild! We should do lunch;)

Daniela 06-01-2015 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Bèsame* (Post 992629)
Hello wild! We should do lunch;)

Hi Besame! Since your birthday was this weekend, I made this for you:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...fcb83ada13.jpg

Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills. :cheesy:

TruTexan 06-01-2015 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Daniela (Post 992861)
Hi Besame! Since your birthday was this weekend, I made this for you:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...fcb83ada13.jpg

Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills. :cheesy:

If Daniela knocked on my door today I'd be asking her where my fruit is since I can't have cake.

Daniela 06-01-2015 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TruTexan (Post 992862)
If Daniela knocked on my door today I'd be asking her where my fruit is since I can't have cake.

I didn't see you hiding behind Besame, BUT I just whipped this up for you. Here ya go...enjoy! :)

http://savorysweetlife.com/wp-conten...ruitsalad2.jpg

TruTexan 06-01-2015 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniela (Post 992864)
I didn't see you hiding behind Besame, BUT I just whipped this up for you. Here ya go...enjoy! :)

http://savorysweetlife.com/wp-conten...ruitsalad2.jpg

If you brought that to my door, I'd hug you and squeeze you and call you George........lol.......

Bèsame* 06-02-2015 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniela (Post 992861)
Hi Besame! Since your birthday was this weekend, I made this for you:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...fcb83ada13.jpg

Aren't I talented? My internet culinary skills far surpass my IRL skills. :cheesy:

Your just too sweet! Thank you Daniela! Your internet culinary skills won't get chopped!

afemmenatalie 06-03-2015 02:25 AM

If you knocked on my door today (or any other day, for that matter),
you would be standing there a long long time! :D

If you rang the bell, you would also be standing there a long time, til you decided to turn yourself around...and leave.

(But, if you called first, you may actually see the door open!)

Orema 06-21-2015 04:44 AM

If you knocked on my door this morning I'd invite you to sit outside with me over a pitcher of iced ginger tea while I do some work in my garden.

homoe 08-26-2015 06:02 PM

If you knocked on my door today, I'd invite you in, ask if you wanted a cold drink or something to nibble on, and then want to have a discussion on the republican candidates who are without a doubt the most entertaining ones I've seen in awhile!

Degotoga 08-26-2015 06:42 PM

I'd invite you in, offer you something to drink and a place to sit, then I'd make you my guinea pig since I'm in the midst of making kale chips and energy bites. That's what you get for showing up unannounced! Ok, so that's what you'd get even if I knew you were coming for a visit. What can I say? I got stuff to do! :p

fever 08-26-2015 06:43 PM

If you knocked on my door today, you would possibly run away screaming! The two youngest grandkids 1.5 and 6 are over today, and talk about terrible twos! I might just leave you with them and go swimming. haha nah, I love them, I am just glad they have gone home now.:jester:

homoe 08-26-2015 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by fever (Post 1009893)
If you knocked on my door today, you would possibly run away screaming! The two youngest grandkids 1.5 and 6 are over today, and talk about terrible twos! I might just leave you with them and go swimming. haha nah, I love them, I am just glad they have gone home now.:jester:

:blink::blink::blink:

MsTinkerbelly 08-26-2015 06:56 PM

You are supposed to say what you would do if the person in the prior post showed up at your door. Soooooooo

If Homoe showed up at my door, Kasey and I would fix sticky rice and we would laugh and talk all night.

TruTexan 08-26-2015 07:45 PM

IF MsTinkerbelly knocked on my door today, I'd invite you in for coffee, snack, and conversation.

homoe 08-26-2015 09:11 PM

WOW I completely didn't realize it was the person showing up who posted previously..BUT there is nobody I'd rather talk politics than with Orema so it turned out perfect after all!

Shystonefem 08-26-2015 09:17 PM

If Homoe knocked on my door, I would try to contact Nat so they could go shopping.

homoe 08-26-2015 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shystonefem (Post 1009970)
If Homoe knocked on my door, I would try to contact Nat so they could go shopping.

If shystonefemme knocked on my door, I'd whisk us off to Ptown so fast it'd make her head swim!

Orema 08-28-2015 01:00 PM

homoe, if you knocked on my door today I'd invite you inside, offer you a seat, a cool drink, and would want to discuss Jill Ellen Stien who formally announced her candidacy for the Green Party's 2016 presidential nomination in June 2015.

Thanks for setting us straight, MsTinkerbelly.

Bèsame* 08-30-2015 07:34 AM

Hello Orema,
Not in the know to talk politics, so we would enjoy that coffee cake from Trader Joe's! Talk about the places we've been and the art of flirting ;)

Gemme 08-30-2015 08:42 AM

Besame, if you knocked on my door this morning I'd wonder how you got through the security gate. But then I'd invite you in and show you my smorgasbord of crafty goodness and I imagine I could learn something new from you. Who doesn't love Sunday crafting?

*Anya* 08-30-2015 11:31 AM

If Gemme knocked on my door, even though as a rule, I don't like when people just show up without calling first;

I have always wanted to meet Gemme in person and would warmly welcome her.

I would let her know how much I enjoy her thoughtful posts and her clearly great brain.

We would then go to the beach and enjoy the sun and good conversation.

My girl-friend would stay home and make dinner for us because she is the chef in our family!

Gemme 08-30-2015 07:31 PM

If Anya knocked on my door, I'd wonder who in the Hell is giving out my security code but after that thought, I'd be glad she was here.

Since we would have already seen the West coast beach scene earlier, I would drag her to the East coast beaches. There's one I heard word about from one of my favorite customers that is relatively unmarred by human contact. Nearly white sand and seagulls and cool breezes galore. We'd picnic during the day and feast at one of the beachside restaurants at the end of our day. Then we'd compare notes on traffic snafus as we try to get the Hell out of the parking lot, which will be a lot more difficult than it sounds.

:blink:

homoe 08-30-2015 07:37 PM

If Gemme knocked on my door I'd be sad I didn't have any crafts to show her BUT I'd invite her in and grill her about places in Silverdale and Poulsobo then pick her brains about movies she's seen! After that I'd take her to lunch at a place of her choosing and then after that hopefully we could take in a movie together:popcorn:

Gemme 08-30-2015 07:45 PM

If homoe knocked on my door, we'd continue the discussion on movies and eating locales in the PNW. One of my favorite bistros has closed, so I'm interested in finding out if something opened up in it's place. Then we'd go to some of the touted places around here, although honestly, nothing compares to the PNW seafood. If it's a Tuesday, my local movie theatre has a silver screen showing and for $2 you get admission plus a mini drink and a mini popcorn. It's a good time!

Miss_J 08-30-2015 08:44 PM

Hmmm if Gemme knocked on my door I'd wonder wth she was doing in MI then, knowing her love of crafting I would usher her into the crafting room for a fun filled day of creating, offering food and beverage of course and getting to know her.

C0LLETTE 08-30-2015 11:31 PM

If Miss J knocked on this door, I'd apologise for the condition of this motel room but explain that this was all I could find for $15 a night .

Bèsame* 09-15-2015 01:22 PM

yeehaw! You made it to Texas!...lets go for a ride to the coast. Ummm...btw...I'm not a very driver.

C0LLETTE 09-15-2015 02:31 PM

If Besame knocked on my door, I'd explain we were now in Canada and the only coasts around here are 3000 miles to the west of us, 1000 miles to the east and about 1000 miles north and freezing up fast.
As for driving, good passengers are a lot harder to find than good drivers.

Gemme 09-15-2015 03:06 PM

If Collette showed up on my doorstep today, I'd take her driving and prove her theory about finding good drivers wrong. They don't exist here (except for us transplants that actually remember what road signs mean and that they actually have signals on every. single. car.) and then I'd take her to a restaurant that I've been meaning to try because I'm hungry.

uglyboi 09-26-2015 05:57 PM

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would avoid looking out the door’s window, but instead I would look out from a different or adjacent window away from the door (you won’t see me that way). If I don’t recognize you, I will ask through the door, "Who the hell are you?" and then I will say, "What the hell do you want?" Once I know it is Gemme, I will open the door and say, "Why how the hell are you? Sorry, for not opening the door earlier but it was best for me to look first, before blindly opening the door to some strange who might whack me on the head with a meat cleaver." :)

homoe 09-26-2015 06:05 PM

If Uglyboi knocked on my door I'd know I'd be in for a few good laughs! Such a wicked sense of humor!

Chad 09-26-2015 06:26 PM

Welcome
 
Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

homoe 09-26-2015 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1017555)
Howdy, if homoe knocked on my door I would invite him in for snacks and drinks. Hopefully some good conversation and maybe watch a ball game.

And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!

Chad 09-26-2015 07:03 PM

knocking
 
Oh yes homoe knock on my door! I am a Texan and known for my bbq specifically brisket. You would be well fed. Fyi, I met my love right here on BFP. My advice is to talk to everyone until the right one becomes obvious.


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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1017561)
And IF Chad came to my door I'd beg him to cook me something! After reading Chad's many posts on the "what's for dinner" thread, I think he knows hys way around a kitchen! After kitchen I'd ask him how he found the love of hys!



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