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Mister Bent 07-27-2010 01:04 PM

Notes from the road, an update from the Western caravan
 

EzeeDoesIt:
apretty just exits for no reason.
O she needed coffee, thats her reason.
Of course I didn't know & couldn't pull off.
Now I'm at the next exit waiting for her in bumfuck.

What's the big deal? she sez!

Help me Jesus!

Corkey 07-27-2010 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 161607)


EzeeDoesIt:
apretty just exits for no reason.
O she needed coffee, thats her reason.
Of course I didn't know & couldn't pull off.
Now I'm at the next exit waiting for her in bumfuck.

What's the big deal? she sez!

Help me Jesus!

All those stops are gonna make the gas go gone sooner. I hope EZ planed for this.

Mister Bent 07-27-2010 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corkey (Post 161610)
All those stops are gonna make the gas go gone sooner. I hope EZ planed for this.

I'm reasonably certain Ezee's plans are sailing out the window with what's going to be left of his hair.

Corkey 07-27-2010 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 161611)
I'm reasonably certain Ezee's plans are sailing out the window with what's going to be left of his hair.

Too bad I liked his hair.:blink:

Mister Bent 07-27-2010 01:23 PM

from the caravan of love
 
EzeeOnTheHair: Ugh! She bought me a turkey sandwich! I wanted McNuggets!
When on the road I indulge!


See, now I'm worried about my broham. McNuggets considered an indulgence?

He's lost it.

Soon 07-27-2010 04:12 PM

hilarious!

laughing in a sauna-like Starbucks! wtf?!

personally, i hate stopping while driving for whatever; however, that being said, if you DO, one must INDULGE and get whatever greasy, fatty goodness one desires in order to make the hell trek more palatable!

good luck, ez and apretty and keep that caravan of love moving!

Mister Bent 07-27-2010 05:20 PM

Update from the Caravan of Love: Racial Profiling Edition
 
Dateline: California Border
Reported by: EzeeGoing


We just got stopped at a border check point. They need to open the UHaul. Hope nothing flies out!

They let me go, but kept apretty and our chiwahwah!

imperfect_cupcake 07-27-2010 06:27 PM

http://www.crownandmitre.com/data/up...nail-and-i.jpg

and don't forget the rabrobit.

alternatively cooked in a different stylee by a different bromance:

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...clarabelle.JPG

Mister Bent 07-30-2010 08:54 AM

After hearing of my Brosephus' Ezee's experience with PODS




I've decided to take a different approach to moving my residence:

Queerasfck 07-30-2010 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 163764)
After hearing of my Brosephus' Ezee's experience with PODS




I've decided to take a different approach to moving my residence:



You can do it man! I know you've been working out.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/...54243d7f_o.jpg

Mister Bent 07-30-2010 09:00 AM

Thankfully, I have help.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...hild-labor.jpg

MaryBailey 07-31-2010 04:57 AM

You're both complete retards.

Mister Bent 07-31-2010 06:09 AM

REPORTED!

Mary, I need to remind you, this thread is for Bromosexuals and the people who love them. Your comment is not allowing me to *feel* the love I know you to hold deeply for both of us.

When's your love train coming to town?

Random 07-31-2010 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 164552)
You're both complete retards.

I know that ya'll are playing with each other, but I have to say this post really is in poor taste...


Why would you even use that word in playing? it's a foul taunt that children use to make them selves feel superior.


Ya'll might roll like that in private... But there are other people reading your words... People who have seen the effect of that particular phrase on their loved ones.

So, I'm going to type here what I say in the physical world..

Nuhuh... Not appropreate word use...

UofMfan 07-31-2010 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 164552)
You're both complete retards.

MODERATING:

MaryBailey, your post has been reported. Please consider your language when engaging in this forum. We do not condone using language that is hurtful to others and that has such a negative connotation.

Playfulness or not, you need to keep this in mind when posting in the future.

MaryBailey 08-01-2010 10:04 PM

"Different personal experience, different wit, different thought patterns..."

Taken from your signature, Random.
Lighten up and practice what you preach. If you've ever used the words "dyke", "queer" or "homo", then surely you can understand that words only have the power we assign them. "Retarded" can actually mean "slowed or lacking in maturation", which was my use. Your interpretation of it as "in poor taste" must come from your own misuse of the word to denigrate those with intellectual disabilities. Maybe you should look at that.

Random 08-01-2010 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 166057)
"Different personal experience, different wit, different thought patterns..."

Taken from your signature, Random.
Lighten up and practice what you preach, sweetheart. If you've ever used the words "dyke", "queer" or "homo", then surely you can understand that words only have the power we assign them. "Retarded" can actually mean "slowed or lacking in maturation", which was my use. Your interpretation of it as "in poor taste" must come from your own misuse of the word to denigrate those with intellectual disabilities. Maybe you should look at that.

There is a difference in reclaiming words, using words to describe yourself, and using words as a put down, or to make others feel *less than* I personally never use a word in a negitive way to put anyone down.. I don't need to do that..

I have to say.. I absolutly love how you are attempting to imply that my objection to the word comes from my shame from using it to put people down.. It made me laugh... Do you use this tactic to shut people up often?

You didn't use Retarded in any form that you quoted.. I actually am pretty familure with the definitions..

There is a difference in saying... I'm going to put the dough in the retarder so it will proof slowly and saying.. You are a retard.. I'm sorry if you don't know the difference...

Sorry, I'm not really good at lightening up.. To me when someone tell me to lighten up, I equate that with shut up... I choose not to do that..

MaryBailey 08-01-2010 11:53 PM

Aye yi yi. If shutting you up was the intent, I wouldn't have responded, clearly.
It is not your call to decide how I meant it. If I'd called them... oh I dunno, Down Syndromed, Aspergered, Palsy-ated... well sure I could see you getting all riled up. If someone uses "socially retarded", does that affect your delicate sensibilities too?

My comment was made to two of my friends. I can see how it could alert the PC police. But you don't know me, so don't presume to know my intentions, my experiences with that word, or my heart. If I dissected everything you or friends of yours have said on the internet, I'm sure I could find plenty that would offend one person or another, without you having called them out.

One man's "retard" is another man's "gypped", "paddy wagon" or "indian giver", etc.

UofMfan- just out of curiosity (i know this sounds sarcastic but it really is an honest question), are moderators instructed to report every post with 'dyke' and 'fag' and 'queer'?

imperfect_cupcake 08-02-2010 05:56 AM

Mary. you seem intelligent enough to understand the difference between words you use with your mates who all get the irony and using provocative language in order to... I dunno or care what your motives are, nunomybiz. Personal Eg: I use some terms with my mates that I wouldn't use on a giganto board - nor would I ever use certain types of British humour here - it just wouldn't be "got" or appreciated by the wider view. Eg 2: I don't swear around children or at work but I use the words "fuck" "cunt" and "cockvomit" at the pub and with friends. Place/time yanno? I'm certain you get it.

I think the mod has informed you of what's not done here. Perhaps we should leave the bromolove intact, no? If you want to discuss with the mod, their actions, maybe you should IM the mod.

Queerasfck 08-02-2010 07:39 AM

http://johnniecraig.files.wordpress....1/the-end1.jpg

Mister Bent 08-02-2010 07:38 PM


Mister Bent 08-08-2010 09:20 AM

keep young & beautiful
 
Ezee and I like to start out our day with a little calisthenics - keeps us looking young!



We get our cardio workout in the racism thread.


It's not easy being retired!

Queerasfck 08-08-2010 09:38 AM

http://www.fitterfasterstronger.com....quipment_4.jpg

Morning reps.

Mister Bent 08-08-2010 09:46 AM

I don't want to give away all our secrets
 
...but for those of you who aspire to the svelte physiques of the bromosexual set:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ectricbelt.jpg



I haven't forgotten the ladies!

For that dynamic torpedo-look bust:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...xercise-ad.jpg

Queerasfck 08-08-2010 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 170646)

I haven't forgotten the ladies!

For that dynamic torpedo-look bust:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...xercise-ad.jpg[/FONT]

Dude, thats totes what apretty looked like when she tried on her new bras this morning.............totes.

http://daisyfairbanks.typepad.com/.a...fb0b970b-800wi

Mister Bent 08-08-2010 09:53 AM

Wow! No wonder you're such a happy fella!

I'm on my way over, think she'll give me a preview?


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...alSmartCar.jpg

Queerasfck 08-08-2010 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 170650)
Wow! No wonder you're such a happy fella!

I'm on my way over, think she'll give me a preview?


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...alSmartCar.jpg

Pfffffffffffffffft, yeah right. Turn your sardine can around dude or you must want to get punched. There will be no viewing for you.


http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/H...pped-thumb.jpg

Mister Bent 08-08-2010 10:07 AM

It's true...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 170652)
Pfffffffffffffffft, yeah right. Turn your sardine can around dude or you must want to get punched. There will be no viewing for you.

For those who were wondering, there are somethings even we don't share.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...d/images-6.jpg

Queerasfck 08-08-2010 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 170650)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 170654)
For those who were wondering, there are somethings even we don't share.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...d/images-6.jpg

Although, Mister Bent does enjoy showing off his pipe.....

Mister Bent 08-08-2010 10:12 AM

helpful hint
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 170655)
Although, Mister Bent does enjoy showing off his pipe.....


Just don't try smoking it!

betenoire 08-08-2010 10:43 AM

Dirty. Both of you.

Mister Bent 08-08-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 170663)
Dirty. Both of you.

We are not!

See? We have soap.

Now be a dear and pick it up for me?


betenoire 08-08-2010 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 170664)
We are not!

See? We have soap.

Now be a dear and pick it up for me?


I think instead I am gonna say NO, then GO, and TELL someone I trust.

Mister Bent 08-08-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 170667)
I think instead I am gonna say NO, then GO, and TELL someone I trust.


I'm sorry?

Is this like that newfangled Stop, Drop and Roll?

Kids these days, I never can keep up!

betenoire 08-08-2010 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 170672)
I'm sorry?

Is this like that newfangled Stop, Drop and Roll?

Kids these days, I never can keep up!

Not newfangled, no. It was part of one of those educational commercials for kids campaign things in the 80s.

You know. What do you do if you're walking home from school and a stranger offers you a ride? NO-GO-TELL! You say NO, then GO, and TELL someone you trust!

I'm surprised you don't remember this? Maybe they were only aired in Canada.

Tucker 09-02-2010 06:56 PM

This place is nasty. A lady can't walk in here without concern that she is going to step in something repulsive.

Can you please hire a maid or something...?


http://www.singas.co.uk/Allan_MacKin...ub_Changi.jpeg

Queerasfck 09-02-2010 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tucker (Post 184833)
This place is nasty. A lady can't walk in here without concern that she is going to step in something repulsive.

Can you please hire a maid or something...?


http://www.singas.co.uk/Allan_MacKin...ub_Changi.jpeg

Set phasers to stun.
http://www.fanboy.com/wp-content/upl...irk-phaser.jpg

Tucker 09-02-2010 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 184853)

Is that BroSpeak for you are going to clean this shit up?

Queerasfck 09-02-2010 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tucker (Post 184862)
Is that BroSpeak for you are going to clean this shit up?

Maid's day off. But feel free to clean if you want.

http://www.robotvacuumcleaner.org/wp.../08/rosie4.jpg

Nat 09-02-2010 08:21 PM

Greyson recommended I post this here :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat (Post 184881)
Active minds delay dementia but speed decline once it hits

Poring over crossword puzzles, reading and listening to tunes may slow or delay brain decline at first, but being mentally active might speed up dementia once it hits, new research suggests.

"The person who has had a more mentally stimulating lifestyle may have more signs of disease in his brain, but the brain has been able to compensate for it better," says study author Robert Wilson, professor of neurological sciences and behavioral sciences at Chicago's Rush University Medical Center, whose research appears in Neurology this week.

The 12-year study evaluated mental activities of 1,157 people 65 years or older without dementia at the start. Participants were assessed at baseline, and then for Alzheimer's at the six-year mark. Then, every three years, they answered questions about how often they participated in activities such as listening to the radio, reading, playing games and going to a museum. They were rated on a five-point cognitive activity scale. The more often people participated in mentally stimulating exercises, the more points they tallied.

The study found that the rate of cognitive decline in people without dementia was reduced by 52% for each point on the cognitive activity scale. For those with Alzheimer's, however, the average rate of decline per year increased by 42% for each point on the cognitive activity scale.

"The rationale the authors are using is somewhat similar to what people call 'cognitive reserve,' " says Ron Peterson, director of Mayo Clinic's Alzheimer's Disease Research Center.

He says the theory is that in the active mind, the brain creates new neural pathways when damage occurs to circumvent the problems.

Alzheimer's expert Steven DeKosky, dean of the University of Virginia School of Medicine, uses this metaphor: The active brain is like a piece of good wood that's been varnished and revarnished over the years. The inactive brain has fewer coats or lower-quality varnish, he says.

"You don't get symptomatic until you sand down to the bare wood," DeKosky says.

Wilson says researchers don't fully understand why active-minded people suffer such a rapid decline once they develop Alzheimer's, but the study shows the advantages of using your brain because of the early benefits.

That the active-minded person spends less total time in a cognitively disabled and demented state is "a universal good thing," Wilson says. "It's good for the affected person, good for their family and friends and good for our public health system."



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