You wouldnt just be a perv who salivates at the idea of me kneeling it your feet, clad in lovely red Pradas, begging, "Father, please forgive me"

You don't get a special charge when you drive around in your '78 Ford F250 Ranger flatbed and the rednecks nod, smile and point in approval.

You wouldn't be a size king, never evah...


Signed,
Not your biggest :cheerleader:

I love the color brown

*I love to watch killer whales catching and devouring sea lion cubs :clap:

*Britney Spears is my idol :princess:

*Karl Rove's memoir "Courage & Consequence" due out on March 9, 2010 is something I am anxious to read :nixon:

*Flight Delays - I love sitting on a runway for hours at a time :flying:

i love that i missed Divas party

i love that i have employees that will do nothing

i love that a majority of my time is spent in these work clothes

i hate a good challenge

i love that the lottery number drawer and i cannot get on same page with these numbers

im sure theres more but im so loving this migraine im develop i think ill go enjoy it all by myself :)

I haven't missed this place at all. :awww:

I am just so happy that I slipped and fell in the gas station store...

the attendent was so smart to put the mat to prevent slipping outside the door on the cement where everyone slips all the time...

I LOVE moving furniture into my bedroom so my living room can be steam cleaned

I just love that the IRS thinks its a good spending plan to pay an agent to come perform an audit of a form that the business has never had a need to file...in the entire 56 years we have been in business.

I love more that I am here on a what is a non work day for me, that I after I sit here and twiddle my thumbs for hours while aforementioned agent rifles through paper files I had to dig out of a skid from the top shelf of the warehouse, I will have to drive 287 miles home.

I can't say just how overjoyed that I am that I will be making the return trip on Monday.

I am really upset that it's Friday.
I am not looking forward to the weekend and having a couple of days off from work.
And I am not looking forward to having a three day work week next week.
Getting a four day weekend is an outrage! :annoyed:

I would HATE to come down there soon and cook for you and your family.

I would never, ever take care of my friends like that.

I don't know how to make soup. As a matter of fact, my kids hate it so much, that when I make homemade chicken noodle soup, there is *always* so much left over.

morning breath is simply delish***:cold::deepthoughts::candle:

MizzSabra makes the most awful brownies ever.

Horrible, horrible things.

Really.

I am thrilled to be at work.

I hope no one brings me chocolate.

and

I wish it were Monday.

They were just *awful* weren't they? Good thing we ate ALL of them so no one would get sick!

:rubberducky:

I am not lonely at all. I love being single. I never miss having a hand to hold, lips to kiss and arms open to me. I don't wish I could find a date at all. I especially would hate having a pretty femme who lives within 2 hours of me to date.

Oh I couldn't agree more. It makes me as happy as shitting in a :sock:

I love being waken by my mothers screech.
She does not have a voice that could bend nails.
I really missed that part of my life since I was 16.
I look so forward to starting todays chores! Whee!
I never ever abuse coffee!
:seconddoh:

I so enjoy slow things like computers and browsers

I love having the zombie plague.
It is my favorite sickness.
I love that I can not breathe and that I have no voice.
It so easy to sing in the car now...that I sound like barry white

Smiles :frog:

I certainly don't think shitting in a sock is weird.

I don't think Linus went overboard with some of these smileys.

I am delighted it's Sunday, because my favorite day of the week is tomorrow.

I am not wishing everyone a good morning.

I really like ironing my scrubs for the week.
I can't stand having my coffee first thing in the morning.
I am not looking forward to Football games today.
I think that my dogs really understands me.
I hate my ferrets with a passion!!!

Here we are again ... on my most favorite day of the week!

Yay for me!

I do hate however, knowing that I will only have a three day work week this week and have four horrible days off.

Oh, and a new butt crack did not emerge in my office this morning! Now I have two wonderfully pleasant views to look forward to on a random basis.

*Sigh* How wonderful it is to be me all the time.