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You know you're getting older when a trip to the antique store is like a flashback to your childhood. :blink:
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You know you are getting older when....
You go to the Barber for a haircut. You look down at the clipping to find the pepper has just about totally disappeared...... Can you guess what I did today?:dots: |
when you seriously think about getting one of those puffy colored things for your car antenna in case you forgot where you parked the car.
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I know I'm getting older (or at least growing up) because my grocery cart is starting to look less like preparations for a superbowl party and more like a farmer's market haul.
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i know that i am getting older after working a late closing shift(my 4th in a row) and then have to get up early the next morning to open. i can't get by on 4 hours of sleep like i did when i was younger. i was very grumpy this morning. tomorrow starts another 6 day work week...i am still sore from last weeks. i just don't bounce back like i did when i was fresh from culinary school.
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When you have to BAN tv shows because you know they are just going to make you cry. RE: New show coming up called " Coming Home"... now.. I KNOW this is going to be yet another crying show.. so what does she do? sets up the dvr... grrrrrr.... Maybe it's age.. maybe it's well.. AGING.. that makes me so sensitive, but dammit, I swear.. I need to stop watching or take out stock in Kleenex! HRMPH...
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When you look at the clock and see it's 10:00pm and say to yourself....
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when u got a good nights sleep..but sure enough when u put in a dvd to watch you fall asleep..every time !
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You know you are getting old when you can't recall what holidays were holidays off from school.
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When you begin to plan a legal recourse instead of whacking the hell out of the mechanic screwing up your vehicles.... READ: Too old to whack 'em these days..LOL
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Silver foxes, silver centrum, silver alert (amber alert for older people), silver surfers, silver bikers, silver threads, silver mines (retirement planning), .....all this silver to bring us into the golden years. We are not getting older, we are transforming into precious metals. |
When you work out and the next day you are sore!!
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You know you are getting old when you get up to get something in another room and you get there and you don't remember what you where getting.....and this happens more than once for the same thing.
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You know you are getting older when you are searching for your glasses all over the house and they are right on your face. :| |
when everyday feels like an advil day
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You know you're getting old when quite a few of your human parts have been replaced with mechanical parts!
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You know you are getting older: * when you see/read your friends listed in the obit section of the newspaper; * the thought of de-decorating for any holiday seems like a nightmare; * you buy large print books; * you forgot about the clothes you just washed, and have to rewash them; * you look for sales on hemoroid creams, wipes, fiber powders, and such. |
one sign that tells you that ur getting older is,repeating yourself---sooooooo keep that in mind while reading this post :lol2:
you know you are getting older when ...you echo phrases your parents used,even though you swore you would never do ...you cant control your :passinggas: as well as you used to ...you have to have the close caption on the tv so you can"hear"it ...your kid is listening to a song you really liked in your younger yrs,you mention it and he says" oh i thought it was original" :| ...you check your height and realize you are shrinking ...it seems EVERYONE is calling you ma'am--even the elderly greeters at WalMart |
I discovered i have gotten older when my get up and go, got up and went without me.:blink:
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I knew I was older when I decided I did not care to have a Facebook account. I just could not get into reporting what I had for breakfast or my family members "friending" me. I mean really after all these years, now they want to be friends? :|
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LMAO! I keep threatening to put a Lo-Jack or GPS on my "get up and gone"! :byebye: |
I resisted for awhile. But, I did it....Does still make me wonder why people I don't know wanna be my friend....I ignore them....I found the privacy setting very helpful.
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I finally started using mine too...added old school friends...added family ( some of whom I haven't seen since they were children) and now spend half the time I am on "X" ing their posts because of content I don't associate or agree with. Eh... we try to keep the peace and enlighten where possible and yes, practice,practice,practice the ignore/privacy feature! LOL!
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Recently an old friend twisted my arm into setting up another FB account. This time nobody will find me, not even me it seemed for a while there...cuddlyfemme and I are still giggling over that one! :giggle: |
You know you have gotten older when you and kid sit down to watch her favorite movie when she was little..."Heidi" She says "Mom. what is wrong with the TV?" Nothing......It was in Black and white.:|
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ahh yes.. FB ....... i hear ya there..... i do too get some friendship request.. from people well i never heard of before... and not even mutual friends... and even if we do have some same friends.... if we never chat often.. then i know we wont be chatting at all on FB either..... i think some want to friend you , so they can have more nieghbors and gifts for farmville, city ville or what ever ville... which i dont play any of them anymore, got burnt out on them.... i do how ever play scrabble thats about it. .. and i dont do the giving out hearts or hugs.. or what ever cuz , it require's you to load applications and it wants all your personal info..... NOO THank Uuu.. there are plenty of other ways to do that with out .. it. or how about .. someone you do know... and you know they dont like you , then 1 day want to friend you on FB.. whats up with that?? sillies.. i have family on there and old old school mates i have yet to reunite with.. i idont tolerate, BS on there... cussing, sexual gestures , etc... hell I deleated one of my brothers yesterday cuz of some rude comments he made on my wall, with his ignorant attitude. now i just started a new FB page for my art work... stil learning how to work it.. to where i can advertise it.. mean time i just keep painting and posting it there.. lol |
ok i think i got off the topic here....... lol
you know when your getting older ........... when your at a store in the mall with your daughter , and she tries on a pair of stylish jeans , she comes out of dressing room to show you, and you say..... wow are they suppose to be that long ?? ( bottom leg part draggin on ground ) and the sales girl,, giggle's and says......... ha my mom says the same thing.. |
You know you are getting older when...
You go on a road trip and you stop at almost every rest stop...just in case... cuz there might not be another for a really long time. |
I know im getting older cause I cant handle two long nights back to back till after midnight playing pool,then cant do anything but sleep the weekend away.Grrrrr,
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You know you are getting older when 50-60 hours a work week was no big deal. And now after 3 yrs of short time, my 40 hour week seemed long but this week 46 hrs seemed like a lifetime.
Surely my will and want to work hasn't dissipated, or my stamina. I think ya know when your getting older cuz much of the time your give a S*** don't give a S*** |
When you have no problem with telling someone they are full of shit.
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