Stop! My cheeks! They hurt!

"eh, just lots of slippery wetness , as if ,we needed more of that."

I finished early; will you lock up when you are done?

just shove it up there and see if it slides out.
if it does, go with the bigger one.

It Had To Be Done
 

"I can still eat the meat right? :| "

:lol2:

"look at you, just wandering around looking for some where to stick that."

"i saw you try and sneak that in there but i knew it had my name all over it just by the size alone"

Now, this was totally taken out of context, you bad girl Holly!

During the 49ers game played in heavy rain...
 

Sometimes I think my entire life has been "out of context".....

:seeingstars:

I just checked your wood with my lips, and it's still wet.

I was sending Jagg a text message ( thank God I proof read it or hy'd laugh and call me a mess as usual )....and typed: ..."...MOIST butches..." it was supposed to be MOST butches...I think thats what is meant by Freudian slip !!!

if you bend over far enough it will go in easier

I'd like to have about 4 more inches .

:sigh: "i'll be over here in the big wood section, if you need me"

"what scares me, is the feeling of urgency in public places"

That's a lot of wood to be throwing around...:|
 

Well you heard her. She has permission to fluff it all up.

" Bigger wood stays wetter longer" :rofl:

From my rep messages...
 

last night.
 

Well, this is awkward.

"I think I'd remember sucking the head out"

overheard someone trying to remember if they had ever tried craw fish.

:blink::blink::blink:"Oh my God! that feels like wet bologna!"

and

Honey, be careful leaning in like that, it's a lot deeper than you think":blink::blink::blink:





overheard at the Virginia Aquarium today...

From an unsoliceted social network....I think I shall ignore it, yes?
 

I'd ignore it unless you have an affinity for meth.

:|