Awkward.......
 

Sunday morning, it's gorgeous out, you're on your way into the city and have an hour commute. You got the highway all to yourself at a decent hour in the morning. Not too much traffic and you're cruising along craving some old tunes, so you switch your IPOD to Starship's "Find Your Way Back". Imagining yourself on stage first playing the drums, then you move on to lead guitar. Yeah baby, crank it up. Wind blowing through your hair, adjusting your sunglasses, a little head boppin'..And all of a sudden, you see flashing blue lights out of nowhere right up to your back bumper.

Oh shit...The "rock star" suddenly becomes the "law breaker". I shut the stereo and take off my sunglasses and pull over.

State Trooper: "Do you know you were going 86 in a 65 mph!!!?"

Me: "No sir"

State Trooper: "License and Registration!"

Me: (Voice in my head) "Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!"

that awkward moment when... you think you live on a huge farm by yourself with a private back yard that can't be seen from the road... so on a gloriously beautiful warm spring morning with the fields still covered in fog, you step outside with a puppy hanging over one arm like a rag doll, your curly hair all wild like Carrot Top, and dressed in your skimpiest PJ's because it was warm last night..... to be greeted by a
Duke Power employee.....

I don't think he was looking at the words on my PJ top " Luck of the Irish" when he said "excuse me ma'am "

dat awkward moment when...
 

That awkward moment when you don't REALLY understand what someone is saying and just nod along until they say "Ready?"

The awkward moment when you realize you just really don't give two hoots if someone is in your life or not and being able to tell them so....awkward but so empowering

You are telling your girl certain things and your lost in your own world just the two of you deep in the conversation .............. And a loud buzz ringing thru the air brings reality crashing back in :|

when you have that ah...now i get it moment...

That awkward moment when you're telling off your beloved for not answering your text and you pick up your phone to show him the text... only to realise you never pressed send...

That awkward moment when.... you are really looking forward to your "treat" and you pick up the Reddi Whip can, its chill giving you tingles of anticipation ...you tip it upside down and ..... the spout makes a gawd-awful noise that sounds like Canned Farts! ... ugggg!

So much for fantasy strawberry Smoothies! I think that loud noise would turn any fantasy into a laughing match!

that awkward moment when ....

you are laughing with your friends about something and a loud fart slips out from laughing so hard

you are texting on your phone,not paying attention and push the pull door :blink:

you open what you think is ur wonderful,full of sugar soda,take a big swig and realize it was diet...and you have nowhere to spit it out

I have a bad habit of wiping Mia's face with my T-shirt. Call me a dirty farm girl but I'm dirty most days which is why I wear a lot of men's t-shirts or clothes I don't mind messing up. Most of the time of the time I don't wear a bra and I have large * *. I run to lowes with Mia to grab some stuff for the garden. Without thinking I lift my tshirt (was a little flustered) and wipe her snotty nose revealing my belly and right breast. Thankfully there was only an old lady glaring at me like I was the devil. lol
I'm trying to remind myself to carry wipes. :)

That awkward moment when ... in the middle of the night, you go outside in just your fuzzy bath robe, slippers and undies to finish a last minute car cleaning and packing .... when you lift a box from the trunk and proceed to shuffle to the porch... halfway there, you feel your undies start to slip below your hips... praying they stay up long enough to get inside and deposit box...

Now that's a darn good reason why I live way out in the boonies with the back porch facing away from the highway!... the wild critters around here only need ONE full moon per month!

This is kinda like Sweets experience with Duke Power.

My original garden bed area is back next to the barn. I live in the country and my house and barn sit back from the road. I hate to wear much clothes. Especially when its hot. I was working in the garden and ripped my shirt off. I then walked towards the house only to confront the meter man. Needless to say I left my shirt in the garden. Now they read it electronically and I have a bunch of dogs. You can't come down the road without alerting them.

I think that normal if your a youngin and your purposely wearing you pants down around your ass...

not so normal for us old folks

snickers

i love this thread

now this is awkward...what happened to Glenn's post?

that awkward moment when you tell your boss what to do


:|


and he does it.

That awkward moment when...

you are at the front desk of a hotel, about to check in for a hot little tryst with the butch of your dreams. You lean close, over that little plastic thing on the front desk in front of you, to whisper dirty little things in the ear of said butch, detailing what you plan to do once you are both in the private confines of your hotel room.

Suddenly, you notice everyone turns around in unison to look at you. You look down and realize that the little plastic thing in front of you was a microphone.

Sooo ...my doctor's assistant was taking off my bandages...it felt like she was taking off my face with the tape... :| I told her so and she persisted, saying it was easier to do it faster :| The final ripping of the tape off my face was ESPECIALLY painful...I remember swearing (GD..which I DO NOT like to say) but then after we left Teddy said I dropped the F bomb in there too!

:seeingstars:

I suppose it could have been worse...Teddy said he expected me to let her have it...but I WAS raised to be polite..really I was...lol

I was talking to Teddy on the house phone....and then my cell phone rang. It was my ex calling about my car. (he knows my mechanic) and so I hurried up and answered my cell as I was telling Teddy bye and love you....

and suddenly I hear my ex say.. "uhhh....are you talking to ME??"

:|

That awkward moment when....you miss your step getting off the escalator, and you fall out face first into the middle of the mall. :blush:

Or at an airport.....

ugh
 

that single defining moment when you know you think about her way more than you really should...:blush:

That awkward moment when you're too busy flirting with someone and not paying any attention to where you're walking and bam! right into a pole. Now how cool are you looking? ...it's kind of like the lipstick on your teeth thing.

That awkward moment when you wear a cute NEW little black sweater dress to work one day and you're strutting around all morning thinking you're all that and people are all smiling and you THINK it's because you look so cute in your NEW little black sweater dress until later that morning one specific coworker [and it's always the hottest coworker who is the bravest] says to you, "Oh, did you get a new dress?" "Yes I did!" Big stupid cheesy grin. "Do you like it?" "Yeah, it's great but I think it would look better with the pocket on the front." And you realize you've got your freaking dress on backwards because the little pocket that goes over your breast, is on the freaking back.

Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you realize you have one black pump and one navy blue pump on & it's only 10am in the morning and you've got to sit there all day at work like that wearing two different shoes.

Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you thought you were being so smart by turning your white t-shirt around so the high end of the neckline would be in the front under your buttondown shirt and it would look better but someone notices and says, "Nita, why do you always wear your clothes backwards?"

That awkward moment when you're crying, sobbing even and you don't even know why.

That awkward moment when the hands-free in the car picks up the call and you fail to actually look at who it is and proceed to say "Hi baby" to your mother....

:|

That awkward moment when you're trudging down one of the steepest hills in town in 2 feet of snow and finally make it to the intersection only to have to step over the snowbank and lose your balance.

Caught myself on hands and knees... luckily no face plant. Stand to find three cars sitting at the light... and all the drivers smiling. :blush: :rofl:

that awkward moment when you stumble upon the blue shirts in the back storeroom of the apple store rocking out to taylor swift - what can you do but join in

right? :|

that awkward moment when you try to run but not much happens
my dog looks at me like , really ? why are we doing this ?

ok , lets not then :|

that moment when you think your being suave and struttin your stuff and you trip on nothing and act something must have been there and look puzzled at the ground

That awkward moment when you realize you are still singing along to the song 3 minutes after it ends.

OR you're singing outloud in a public place :blush:

That awkward moment when your boss, who is at least 20 yrs your senior can last longer on the dance floor with better moves! I'm blaming my heels.