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In other news, my honey pretty consistently cracks me up. We're funny people, I have to admit. |
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Daayum......that'd be a great bumper sticker. |
"Does it count as recycling if you collect old batteries to throw at clowns?" ~ Santana, "Glee" (a Glee commercial for environmental awareness... not the Glee show...)
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the damned TMI thread....
i laughed my ass off... my dog gave me that head-cocked-to-the-side-look trying to figure out if i had lost it for real this time... |
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me: yes ,there is an enema position. Your supposed to lay down.
...: how do you know? me: I've been constipated my whole life. ....: well, that's obvious. |
Mike and Molly is my new favorite show. It cracks me up. :rofl:
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Pussy vs printer (I didnt make up the name lol) ..... cracked my ass up after a hard day at work
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WnR did. A good laugh after a long day. i needed it!
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The fact that my dad was raving ONCE AGAIN (he's been doing it all week) about how useless my cat is because it won't catch a frisbee or play fetch... :| LOL
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My neighbor once had a blind cat with a gimpy leg. She found him on the side of the road, after being run over and possibly beaten. After about 6 months, he was up and running and learning to get around. Sweet cat.
Well, sweet to his owner, to me and most every female. He didn't especially care for males, especially those who broke into his home. 3 grown men vs. 1 blind, gimpy cat Who won? Well, the cat's not the one(s) who spent time in jail. :| Oh, and all the guys had lovely parting gifts all over their faces from their little B&E adventure. Cats do not = useless. Some of them make fine burglar alarms and home defense systems. :cat: |
Re: cats
We have a cat that plays fetch, so cats are not useless!
Another one brings daisy "gifts" like a stray hair tie...which is where the first one learned "fetch" from. We also have a feral that never leaves our yard. So he's kinda like a watch cat. Cats are awesome! (I still hate cleaning litter boxes though) ~SAB (& the cats) |
There are about 5 ferals who hang out around the block, including my yard. My favorite is "Fluffy." Yeah, I know..I gave him a sad ass name but it came from the fleas he had that made him scratch patches of his long fur out. He looked like the feline version of Einstein.
He has allowed me to put drops on him so he isn't all crazy looking anymore. The other day, he stepped up on the chair next to me outside so I plopped a kiss on his nose to see what he'd do. He blinked, like, "what was that" so I did it again. lol |
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxOTtVkFk2E"]YouTube - Old Spice Grover[/nomedia] |
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"If you removed all of the homosexuals & homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you'd pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal." - Fran Lebowitz
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Watching the youtube post that Snowy made about UncleTerri in the Fuckery thread talk. LMAO ROFL OMG that was too fucking funny.
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM&feature=share"]YouTube - Pachelbel Rant[/nomedia]
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K2Yi_y7Y4w&feature=channel"]YouTube - American Idol Loser Song[/nomedia] I love American Idol and this is so true....well, until they sue one of the judges. :blink: |
Watching this guy's comedy did. He's hilarious.
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8NM8cuqL4Q&feature=related"]YouTube - Gabriel Iglesias (surfer king, drive thru's)[/nomedia] |
I love, love, LOVE Gabriel Iglesias!!!
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Being told about a conversation that took place today between a daughter and her mother. The topic was ummmm....lets just say I would NOT educate my mother about transgender that way
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having someone's ex take me on........
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Watching Gabriel Iglesias clips with my honey.
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http://www.omgfunnypictures.com/category/plotting
SCROLL DOWN TO THE I IZ DED KITTEH, DED KITTEHS DON'T GO TO DA VET....... PICTURE. IT'S FUNNY AS HECK. |
I finally got how to do this pic of this kitteh. It's funny. Hope you enjoy this site.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...plays-dead.jpg http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...plays-dead.jpg |
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While trick or treating with my grandkids; the youngest granddaughter who is eight pronounced that when Halloween falls on a Sunday night all kids should have a holiday from school on Monday. Guess who woke up sick this morning? Yup! Funny by noon she was well enough to play with the Wii!
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Someone claiming to go "rambo" on others
and reading "over and out" <chuckling> |
Organic's client talking to him about her hammer toes and surgery and her glaucoma and then he puts her on mute to whisper to me, "What she needs is a joint!"
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The pup could not go to sleep tonight until she stuffed her new toys in the toes of my slippers.....silly dog...
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Bebe Jesus, socks, and the greatest laugh ever :)
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Nothing....and not for some time...which is disturbing. I normally find much humor in life, and haven't had a really good laugh in too long. (w)
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