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JoSchmooze 11-30-2012 01:18 PM



Hanging christmas lights up outside (or inside) since it appears
that I only live here on the weekends.....

:cigar2:


foxyshaman 11-30-2012 02:06 PM

eating liver or brains

cinnamongrrl 12-02-2012 08:29 AM

ok...sooo I'm watching I Shouldn't Be Alive...love the show...but....

I hope to NEVER EVER....like NEVEREVER....need to be rescued from a situation that I was stupid enough to get myself into.....

In fact, when I'm hiking, I keep it in the back of my mind to be careful of situations that COULD lead me to needing rescue...because...for me at least...that would be the MOST humiliating thing EVER...

I once climbed a big rock for fun with my kids...thing is...I can climb up anything...getting DOWN is another story...when my more nimble children got down and I couldn't, the one thing that unfroze my timid feet was them saying they were going to go call the fire department to help me down :|

theoddz 12-02-2012 10:01 AM

You'll NEVER catch me voting for a Republican/Teabagger........EVER. :hrmph:

The idiots.

~Theo~ :bouquet:

pajama 12-02-2012 10:12 AM

You will NEVER catch me jumping out of a perfectly good plane just for the "fun" of it. Hell, you might not catch me jumping out of a crashing plane.

Medusa 12-02-2012 10:16 AM

You will never catch me wearing a Christmas sweater!

Happy_Go_Lucky 12-02-2012 10:17 AM

I will never, ever...
 
be caught bringing home my 6th stray! Never, ever, never, ever. I really mean it this time! Never!

Did I mention...never?

Scuba 12-02-2012 11:20 AM

You'll never catch me without my watch on and my sleeves rolled up...I can't stand to have my forearms covered...weird I know. :|

cinnamongrrl 01-17-2013 08:13 PM

You will never catch me littering. It is abhorrent to me...to say the least...

macele 01-17-2013 08:33 PM

you'll never catch me drinking moonshine without a box fan (or any type of cool air), ... blowing on face.



LOL

kittygrrl 01-20-2013 08:30 PM

have never and will never :bully:

blush 01-20-2013 08:40 PM

Talking on a cell phone in the bathroom, public or otherwise

Bèsame* 01-20-2013 08:56 PM

Eating liver.

Trev 01-20-2013 09:03 PM

Wearing a pair of pumps

The JD 01-20-2013 09:42 PM

Eating broccoli. Or singing a Celine Dion song in the shower. Or whistling Dixie.

Hollylane 01-20-2013 09:45 PM

Saying or doing anything with the intention of hurting someone.

cinnamongrrl 06-17-2013 10:15 AM

I will never be drunk enough to do karaoke.. :blink:

JAGG 06-17-2013 11:05 AM

Inside on a summer day.
Wearing something wrinkled.
Cheating.
Petting a cat.
Buying anything at starbucks.
Driving or riding in a smart car.

Sweet Bliss 06-17-2013 11:41 AM

passing up a flea market or auction

passing up fresh hot coffee in the morning

passing up beach time

o'queery 07-11-2013 08:36 AM

Saying I am sorry if I don;t really mean it.

Queenie 07-11-2013 09:18 AM

I will never ever watch Fox news. Yes, you can get Fox news in the UK. Sad, right!?

I will never eat cauliflower. The stuff is just gross!

You will never see me listening to, One Direction or Justin Bieber.

Bèsame* 07-11-2013 09:41 AM

No gears
 
I will never be using a clutch. My friends have tried. Just not happening, I think I'm just not that coordinated to work it. Perhaps it all stems back to when I broke my brothers clutch off in my hand. I had to drive home in 3rd gear. And being the girl I am, I let some guy help me. I flashed on my emergency lights on, and ran every red light. Good thing it was like 2am. I really thought my life was going to be over when I had to tell my brother and my father. Whew, in the end I was saved! It was a factory recall!!

So mini bikes and jet ski's, disastrous! The mini bike is a whole different story. I'm a trooper and will try just about anything, but I also know when it just doesn't work!

I just make a better passenger, and I love that seat!

BowtiePrincess 07-11-2013 09:47 AM

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

JAGG 07-11-2013 11:35 AM

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

Sweet Bliss 07-11-2013 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 821140)
Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

:cheerleader: Go JAGG!! Go JAGG !! Go JAGG! !!

My Hero!!!! xoxo

Sweet Bliss 07-11-2013 12:41 PM

Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

macele 07-11-2013 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 821140)
Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys



omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.


i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

JAGG 07-11-2013 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 821245)
omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.


i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

HAHAHA There always has to be one in the crowd doesn't there? lol No it just means you can't claim to be me. lol Not that you would ever want to be....

macele 07-11-2013 05:29 PM

i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

JAGG 07-11-2013 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 821249)
i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

I think you are awesome ole freind!!! Even if you wear crocs. Lol

deb_U_taunt 07-15-2013 11:12 AM

you will never catch me with a dirty home

you will never catch me listening to rap or speed metal

you will never catch me in the middle of drama

you will rarely catch me without my dog

you will never catch me without a sense of humor

JAGG 07-15-2013 12:16 PM

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

deb_U_taunt 07-15-2013 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 822685)
Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

JAGG 07-15-2013 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt (Post 822702)
I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.

deb_U_taunt 07-15-2013 05:53 PM

I don't know. Those pics would go for a good price lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 822768)
Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.


JAGG 07-15-2013 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt (Post 822789)
I don't know. Those pics would go for a good price lol

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

deathbypoem 08-12-2013 12:36 PM

You'll never catch me watching Football, Baseball or Basketball. It bores me. But give me hockey and i'm set.

I'll never stick a sweet potato or anything that looks like one near my face for consumption.

You will NEVER EVER EVER catch me going to bed without being thankful for life.

JAGG 08-13-2013 07:27 AM

Ice fishing in Alaska.
Anything in Alaska.

sierragirrl 08-13-2013 07:59 AM

you will NEVER
find me looking for love by using my vagina
I have to much self respect to do that

find me jumping from one relationship to another
I like to sit down and evaluate things

find me telling someone I am in love with them if I was loving someone else that way a month before
again a processing time thing.

I guess everyone is different huh?
sadly it is not just words to me.

Graham 08-13-2013 08:18 AM

hmmm
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 821167)
Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

Getting caught picking a friends nose would be very funny.


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