6 bath towels. About 20 kitchen towels. Yep, I am that Butch that changes the towel on the handle to my oven to match what holiday we might be celebrating in any given month. Have I mentioned I like to break stereotypes? haha

How many lamps are in your house/apartment/flat?

1 non-functional floor lamp

Unfortunately the rest of the lighting comes from ceiling fluorescent lights or the horrible 6 East and South facing 5 foot windows. All this in a small 1 bdrm. apt. Makes my day sleeping routine a bit rough.


How many telephones do you have (please specify landline or cellular)?

One cell phone
Three for landline, including one large black wall mount rotary phone. Yes it works.

How many decks of playing cards do you own?

I have 5. Three of those are themed then the last two are a poker deck and the final is just a regular deck.

How many bookcases do you have in your whole residence?

I have three bookcases filled w/textbooks

How many coffee makers do you own?

I have my main one, a Cuisinart that grinds the beans first and and I also have two French press coffe pots.

How many vitamin supplements do you take each day?

Just one - Vit D




How many shot glasses do you own?

This got skipped...

I have zero now.

Still mourning the two that passed 5 years ago. (They were my babies for 15+ years).

Getting closer to moving on. *sigh*

How many pairs of eyeglasses do you own or possess?

3 -- Pair for strictly driving, Pair for reading, and a pair that I can wear for either reading or driving (bifocal + gradient sunshade lens). Lots of over-sized sparkly sunglasses that I can wear over my other glasses.

What about scarfs (do you have any)?

No globes (I got me a whole shit load of maps and I ain't giving them up)!


How many Triple AAA tour books you got?

I have one of a Buddha. How many family photos do you have just in your livingroom?

Have 6 family photos in the living room.



How many dildos do you own?

Well, I do not use the term dildos. But, that being said- I own 4 different straps.

How many state maps do you own?

Yes!

How many pairs of mismatched socks do you have?

None now! I cleaned out my sock drawer today and tossed a bunch out.
How many lesbian magazines do you have?

None

How many pairs of boots do you own?

I own 5 pair of boots. How many baseball caps do you own?

I own over 40.

How many smart tvs do you own?

I used to get so many old school ones: On Our backs (my favorite); Lesbian News; Lesbian Tide.

Now, just the Lesbian Connection is the only hard copy subscription that I still get.

How many photo albums do you still have?

@ Anya
 

Just a few albums, Anya. My parents wedding album from 1957. An couple of albums of photographs of my sons, during their early childhood years. Three, maybe?


What about homemade artwork (if you have anything like that at all)?

Oooh! I have 7 pieces of homemade artwork (some were gifts made for me by friends) and they are definitely delightful to see on the walls and in various nooks. If photography counts, I have several more photos that I took but turned artsy-fartsy with black and white filters and black frames and white mattes.

How many products do you use on your face before going to bed?

None.

How many hair gels or hair products do you have in the bathroom?

I think I have about five or six hair products

How many candles do you own?

Actually part of My shopping today was buying some tealights. So now I have 3 pkgs of a 30 count each. Then, I have 2 other larger candles.

How many hoodies do you own?

5. How many combs do you own?

I have had 2. One stuck- the other I fought and won.

How many states have you visited in the US for longer than a day?

Have visited 46 states that I've stayed longer than a day. Miss out on Montana, Idaho, Alaska, and Hawaii. Do I get credit for visiting all of the US Caribbean territories? lol

In what large cities have you lived?

I've lived in four large metropolitan cities

How many time stuffed animals do you own?

I have 2 that I favor. How many cardigans do you own?

2 I think. Most of my clothes are hand-me downs and I lose track!

How many pairs of boots do you own?

4

How many pairs of cargo shorts do you own?

Difficult 'cause I don't really own any but I wear hers! So I'd say 2.

How many different sets of bed clothes do you own?

BED CLOTHES! I have 3 sets of sheets (which is way less than I used to have).


How many bottles or jars of salad dressing do you have in your fridge?

5! If you include Mayo? Which IMHO is grossness!

How many deodrants/aftershaves/perfumes do you own?

I have 2 different deodorants, 6 bottles of body spray(2 eucalyptus & mint, 4 coconut), and my spouse has 2 or 2 bottles of aftershave and 3 bottles cologne.

How many crock pots do you have?