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~ocean 12-01-2017 09:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1184206)
And did an elf deliver it or?????????

was prob. a drone delivery lol plop oopsssssss look it broke !!

RockOn 12-02-2017 12:04 AM

A couple of clowns in Home Depot. Actually, these guys were employees.

I crawled up on the 2 metal beams that stick out, hold the lumber, preceded to get the choice 2x4x8's that were not picked over. I tried to be discrete but was caught. It is a no-no for customers to crawl up on these steel beams. I could hear them at the other end of the isle. "Oh no, please come down, you cannot get up there, we'll help you." When they arrived, I said, "yes I can, I am already here and no thank you, I am getting them myself." When he knew I was not taking their assistance, one guy pulled one of those stand on ladders up behind me and said he really wished I would stand on their ladder since I would not come down and let him get up there. I told him I would and for him to stand down there and I would hand the boards down to him. He said he would and added that he was really picky too when he bought wood.

This fellow and I were working together very well and talking when an assistant store manager came over and started reprimanding him. I told the manager not to pick on him because he had done everything he could to have me come down. Mr. Manager began mumbling about if I fell, I would sue Home Depot ... blah blah blah. So I created a cyclic, continuous running dialog at the manager "I am coming down right now, see me now, I am on my way down right now, see me now" as I spoke on the side to my partner asking how many more did I need to make 10 of them ... or was it 12 - cannot recall. Anyway, I talked enough silly to finally get the manager to laugh. Happy ending with my helper graciously stacking the wood on the back of my truck for me. And the boards are pristeen, no knotty areas in critical places. Just as I like them to be. :)

They were a decent group to work around. Once I was threatened with a call to the guys in blue if I did not come down from the fence board area. Actually, I was a lot higher up that time. But still, how annoying!

Deborah* 12-02-2017 11:42 PM

http://kxan.com/2017/12/02/opossum-b...nk-as-a-skunk/

I just read a news story... this made me laugh..

FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida - An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed.

Emerald Coast Wildlife Refugee officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.

"A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it," said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. "She definitely wasn't fully acting normal."

Deborah

RockOn 12-03-2017 09:59 AM

response to Deborah's post
 
This story is so funny. Glad to know the people took good care of her!

Thanks for sharing with us. :)

Gemme 12-03-2017 03:24 PM

My handsome guy did.

Blade 12-03-2017 05:02 PM

Seeing Mom all excited about her early Christmas gift. She was like a lil kid

girl_dee 12-04-2017 07:03 PM

SO much. Just so so much.....

Gemme 12-05-2017 04:27 AM

Lots of things. The new kitty is eating/drinking/using the litter box. The original kitty is behaving, for the most part. My love is amazing as always and work should be hard, but go by verrry fast today. I like it when that happens.

girl_dee 12-05-2017 05:01 AM

Fresh Coffee waiting for me ! i am a goddamn princess!

Orema 12-05-2017 08:10 AM

Walking into work and finding a tomato shark on my desk with a nice holiday note saying it's used to "quickly remove the calyx or stem of a tomato in one simple and clean motion. It's also an excellent tool for stemming strawberries, kiwis, or hollowing mushrooms to be stuffed."

https://store.subtechnologies.com/wa...dium%2F676.jpg

One of the food lovers in this building has been leaving gifts on our desks.

Lucky me!

:bow:

Esme nha Maire 12-07-2017 12:57 PM

Handing in two actual course assignments today, first two of my course, including the one that's been my pet hate this last many weeks. One of the two is even in a week early! :-)

homoe 12-07-2017 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orema (Post 1184997)
Walking into work and finding a tomato shark on my desk with a nice holiday note saying it's used to "quickly remove the calyx or stem of a tomato in one simple and clean motion. It's also an excellent tool for stemming strawberries, kiwis, or hollowing mushrooms to be stuffed."

https://store.subtechnologies.com/wa...dium%2F676.jpg

One of the food lovers in this building has been leaving gifts on our desks.

Lucky me!

:bow:

That looks like a nifty tool and an ideal stocking stuffer for someone on my list! Thanks for the post........:goodpost:

Bèsame* 12-07-2017 09:25 PM

Getting an email from my Mom.

I just set her up on Facebook, and told all her friends, don't expect any comments. All she knows is the thumbs up.

This email I received from her...the entire body of it was in the subject line.

She is learning :)

Deborah* 12-08-2017 12:30 AM

It snowed! The first time in many years!!

Deborah

JDeere 12-08-2017 12:34 AM

The snow here.... Granted its not what im used to but will take it!

CherryWine 12-08-2017 07:10 AM

It is snowing here, too! About 2.5 inches so far, and it’s still coming down. Big fat flakes. It looks like a winter wonderland. ☃️

It rarely ever snows here. There will be a snowman or snowgator at some point. :)

kittygrrl 12-08-2017 01:15 PM

lost and found..

Esme nha Maire 12-09-2017 02:09 AM

Waking up with my body warm and snug in the blankets, but the feel of cool air on a foot that was sticking out..

Gemme 12-09-2017 04:17 AM

Playing with the kitty this morning.

RockOn 12-09-2017 05:42 AM

Watching the dogs play in the snow when I took them out on potty break around 4:30. They are excited like little children! Funny!
:)

girl_dee 12-09-2017 06:16 AM

coffee in bed with a carafe surplus on my night table

Blade 12-09-2017 11:50 AM

My kitty boys. They are sooo loving

Kobi 12-09-2017 01:46 PM


The 2017-18 eagle nesting season is underway in NE Florida. The newest eaglet is fully out of its shell - welcome to the world NE18! Will give you a better name once your personality starts showing.

It's sibling should start poking thru tomorrow and being out Monday.

Mom is not giving much opportunity for pictures yet. Dad is off to stock the pantry.

Greco 12-09-2017 01:48 PM

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A lovely song.

Greco

Kobi 12-09-2017 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 1185885)

The 2017-18 eagle nesting season is underway in NE Florida. The newest eaglet is fully out of its shell - welcome to the world NE18! Will give you a better name once your personality starts showing.

It's sibling should start poking thru tomorrow and being out Monday.

Mom is not giving much opportunity for pictures yet. Dad is off to stock the pantry.

Mom finally moved.


Esme nha Maire 12-09-2017 05:01 PM

Dinner with most of my adopted siblings in the local Italian restaurant, for my birthday. It was fab! I are a big girl now! I think I might even be older than 12 (mentally)... 8-} (chuckle).

RockOn 12-09-2017 08:31 PM

Smiling?

I was cheering, making lots of loud noise when the power came back on a few minutes ago. Only off for 4 hours but it is so cold, I had to put on 2 pair of thick socks and my lace up boots ... and my toes were still feeling like ice cubes.

After I check the heat lamp in the well hole, I am nuking some chili. I am sooooo hungry! The babies had their regular dinner same as usual.

And I can turn the fan on HIGH, blow it towards bedroom door, won't be able to hear Kevin's snoring so much!

Whew! We got a huge blessing! :)

homoe 12-09-2017 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esme nha Maire (Post 1185940)
Dinner with most of my adopted siblings in the local Italian restaurant, for my birthday. It was fab! I are a big girl now! I think I might even be older than 12 (mentally)... 8-} (chuckle).

Well Happy Birthday! :surprisebday:

Canela 12-10-2017 01:47 PM

Playing with my Ipad 4 mini, its adorbs!!

Bèsame* 12-10-2017 01:51 PM

Sharing all his accomplishments from yesterday!









Not only smiling, but very impressively proud.

Greco 12-10-2017 02:57 PM

Winter's Solstice...
 
My thoughts for this coming Winter's Solstice...(f)

Greco

Kätzchen 12-12-2017 07:26 PM

Fast action at the eye doctor's office! I got an appt for Friday and an fast response to get my ride booked and approved today!

So smile worthy and I'm happy to get my new glasses corrected, asap. :)

candy_coated_bitch 12-12-2017 08:10 PM

My butch loving on me.

jools66 12-13-2017 02:39 PM

Salt n pepper
 
This song of salt n pepper push it came on the radio today.
Reminded me of the time I left a voicemail on a lovely persons phone singing it.
Always makes me grin and laugh to myself.

JDeere 12-13-2017 02:41 PM

Payday will be here soon!

Canela 12-13-2017 03:02 PM

My hubs
Christmas bonus
Children and grandchildren
Smell of food cooking
Day off with everything all done
I'm a very happy girl!

Medusa 12-13-2017 05:02 PM

My best friend of 25 years gave me a way-too-generous Yule gift of La Mer and put a card inside that said, "Fix your face, bitch..."

:hangloose:

Kobi 12-14-2017 09:20 AM


I awoke to falling snow and incredible silence. Have been sitting in the living room, drinking coffee, watching the Xmas tree lights, basking in the beauty of the weather and the season.

And then, the landscapers arrived with leaf blowers to blow the snow away. LOL.

girl_dee 12-14-2017 04:28 PM

a surprise call in the afternoon!

Wrang1er 12-14-2017 08:56 PM

Spending some time with my nephews this evening. Kids seem to grow up quicker these days.


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