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Why would you keep carrots in your shirt pocket?
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Isn't the point that you shouldn't when you have horses? Did I nearly lose an anatomically correct body part when I made that mistake one time?
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How did you know?
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Haven't I owned my own horses, or was it that they owned me?
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May I guess that you were owned by them?
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Am I sure that they would agree? Have you ever found your horse standing in your kitchen doorway?
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Did you let him/her in? Do I have one who would gladly come in the house?
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Did she invite herself when I was unloading groceries? Is this what I get for having had a female mustang?
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Aren't they so smart? Am I adicted to my 5 Mustangs?
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My other horse was a Thoroughbred...
OMDays...Five Mustangs? Isn't that awesome? Am I wayyyyyy jealous?
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would I loan one to you if your kitchen is big enough?
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I miss them.
Am I laughing pretty hard picturing that?
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Or maybe you would prefer a burro for laughs?
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Aren't my friend's burros filling in a little of the huge gap that was left by them?
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Have you given them Cheetos? Do mine love them?
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And why wouldn't they?
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And don't they look cute with orange lips?
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Can't I only imagine that they would?
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Why is that?
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Doesn't everyone, despite the napkins, have orange lips and fingers when they eat the Cheetos?
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