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Originally Posted by Turtle (Post 610300)

Conversation between a mom and a now 26 year old son...

mom - "For real, your father didn't REALLY LET you jump out the second story window into the pool, did he?????"

son - "yes, why do you keep asking me that?"

mom - "Because I can't believe Mr. Safety let you jump out of a second story window into the pool."

son - "Well first he caught me, then he figured we'd been doing it and nothing happened, so he let us keep doing it."

mom - "He LET your friend do it TOO!?"

Sooo, if Ms. Novelafemme would so slide off the roof into a doughboy pool...and my kid is still alive, I suppose I should let this one go??? :seeingstars:

Yes. Yes you should. Amen and Thank You.

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 610348)

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This reminds me of a story my oldest wrote when she was 5 titled, Why I Love Whores. Only, she meant it to say Why I Love HORSES!

Reason 1: Because I love to brush their long, flowing hair.

Reason 2: Because I can ride them forever and they don't get tired.

Reason 3: Because they look shiny when they're wet.

:|

Flexeril....

Makes my muscles feel like Gumby being stretched out on a taffy making machine ...
Try walking with Gumby legs!

an oldie but a goodie

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 610348)

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ROFL...this reminds me of something i did in first grade...we had to draw what our moms did during the day...mine was my Mom in bed and the caption "my Mommy stays in bed all day." Truth was she had the flu...not my only "offense"...my poor parents always dreaded parent teacher night that year...lol

I know how it feels....

Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.

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