The Past, Present, and the Future walked into a bar.


It was Tense.

How much money does a skunk have???


Just one scent.

Halloween jokes 🎃
 

Q: How do bats fly?
A: They wing it.

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Q: Why did the skeleton quit his job?
A: His heart wasn’t in it:

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Q: Why don’t vampires play baseball?
A: Their bats keep flying away.

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Q: Why did the ghost need first aid?
A: They had boo-boo’s.

Here's a Christmas one.
The three wise men came to visit Jesus in the stable. They entered one by one because the door was narrow. The third wise man was tall and having hit his head on the door frame, exclaimed "Jesus Christ!

Mary turned to Joseph and said "You know, I like that name a lot better than Irving."

Smooches,
Keri

Here's a Christmas one.
The three wise men came to visit Jesus in the stable. They entered one by one because the door was narrow. The third wise man was tall and having hit his head on the door frame, exclaimed "Jesus Christ!

Mary turned to Joseph and said "You know, I like that name a lot better than Irving."

Smooches,
Keri

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award??
   
   Because he was outstanding in his field. :eyebat:
   

1. Why are piggy banks so wise???
   
   They’re filled with common cents. :flyingpig:

1. What did the skillet eat for its birthday???
   
   Pan-cakes. 🎂

How do you throw a party in outer space??

You planet.


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Why don’t eggs tell jokes??

They don’t because they might crack up!!

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What did the big flower say to the little flower?

“Hi Bud!”

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite kind of pet??
A: A scaredy-cat. :rollcat:



Q: When do ghost’s eat breakfast???
A: In the moaning. :eyebat:


Q: What does a ghost put on their bagel???
A: Scream Cheese. :tease:

What kind of witch goes to the beach?






A sandwitch.

Corny Jokes
 

Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
It was a little horse.

Why did the strawberry cry?
She found herself in a jam.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You are under a vest.

If you go in the bathroom American and come out American what were you in the bathroom.
European.

Corny Jokes
 

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Cause they lactose.

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
But none of them worked.

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey.
Then I turned myself around.

I just burned 1200 calories.
I left the pizza in the oven.

Q: What did the buffalo dad say to his son when he dropped him off at school??

A: Bison.


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Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot????

A: a walkie talkie.



:bow: :eyebat: :giggle:

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Why can't you play hide & seek with Mountains?
A. Because they always peak

What do you call a mountain goat?
A. A hillbilly

Why didn't the man want to climb the mountain?
A. He didn't see the point

Corny Jokes.
 

What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop

When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

Why did the banana go to the Dr?
He wasn't peeling well.

What sound does a turkey’s phone make???

Wing, wing!