Listening to the radio on the way home they ask the question. .. what has your spouse done to make you wonder how could you have married someone so stupid? A lady called in and says. .. remember last year when the ice storm hit? I sent my husband to the store and told him to buy some things that we could eat should the power go out. He came home with TV dinners, and several other items from the freezer section. DUH. I ask him how did he think we were going to heat them should the power go out. He said in the microwave silly.

my lady today....

she was falling asleep while I was feeding her a snack...and rather than startle her I whispered her name....she woke and whispered back, "what??" and I continued to whisper, "i have a snack for you!" to which she responded "Why are you....incoherent word (but I knew she meant to say WHISPERING) ". So I whispered back, "The cat is sleeping!" She looked at me like I was crazy and then burst out laughing....

It's good to know that even with this horrible disease she has her sense of humor intact.... :)

Peanut butter fudge ...that was supposed to be maple fudge...

Chatters tonight in the chat room cracked me up tonight. So much laughter going on. OMG it was great to be there.

He is so fun!!
 

While at Mom's she was telling me about riding threw town and asking Daddy if he wanted to stop for ice cream. At the moment she said ICE CREAM...out of a dead sleep her little dog snapped his head up pointed those ears straight up and looked her dead in the eye.

He is suppose to be about a 6 pound Chihuahua, he is about 12 pounds..I'm beginning to think the ice cream did it.

Bazinga!
 

people ...

my attempt at dry humor...
 

At Home Depot picking up a couple cheap bricks...
Home Depot dude: have a good day!
Me with bitchy resting face: I will, once I put these through someone's window.
Home Depot dude: :blink:

Haha!
 

I first read your post saying...."a couple of CHEAP TRICKS"


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:doh:

Some images of workplace notices. I particularly like this one and the wanton escape of employee creativity:

My morning chasing chickens...as noted in the exercise thread...

Here fishy, fishy.
 

What cracked me up today?
 

All the bantering on fb back and forth about the Tx Longhorns and OU Red Rivalry Game today...........my family, God love'em all, they cracked me up posting stuff.

my roommate's crazy Chihuahua...
 

Poor Skippy dog (my roomie hates it when I call him Skippy Dippy Doodle) NEEDED a bath...
...before I even started the water, he was doing the Doggy Paddle in mid air over the tub, as I held him there, cracking up at him, then tested the water and started the hand-held shower...before I placed him in the tub, his paddling got faster....TOOO CUTE

While waiting for the light in town to change. Yes only one light in town. I watched a lady park in the empty bank parking lot get out go to the door pull on it to find it locked. She threw her hands on her hips and noticed the sign on the door. .. I'm sure saying they'd be closed today for Columbus Day. She threw her hands out to her sides and seemed to be saying WTF then leaned into the window to make sure no one was in there.

I'm thinking lady did you notice your car is the ONLY one in the parking lot? Did you think all the bank employees parked down at the Wagon wheel and walked up to the bank for exercise this morning.

I laughted so hard at her expense