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WolfyOne 04-20-2010 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 88819)
Do raisins have legs?


Only the ones in California

cinderella 04-20-2010 01:49 PM

Lol, not in this case, but I'll be happy to share the recipe.

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
1 9" glass, or metal pie pan

Rustic Apple Tart

Ingredients

2 large apples - 1 tart (Granny Smith), & 1 sweet (Golden Delicious) cored, peeled, and thinly sliced

1/2 cup of washed, shucked, sliced strawberries (or a ripe but firm peach, or pear, whichever you like)

1/2 cup of raisins

Juice of one fresh lemon (don't use that bottled stuff, it sucks!) - remove seeds

1/4 cup granulated sugar

1/3 cup of lt. brown sugar

1/2 cup of flour

1/2 teaspoon of ground cinnamon

1/4 cup (1/2 a stick) of softened sweet butter (don't try softening it in the microwave - leave on counter overnight to soften)

Pillsbury frozen pie crust - get the kind that comes in sheets rolled up. Defrost by putting in lowest shelf of fridge overnight.

Prep
Toss together fruit, lemon, granulated sugar. Set aside.

Place all remaining ingredients except pie crust in mixer bowl. Mix with electric mixer (or by hand) until mix is crumbly. Set aside.

Roll pastry out flat. Transfer to pie plate, leaving about a 2" overlap. (The overlap will be folded over the fruit later.)

Gently mound fruit mixture onto pie crust, leaving a 2" border on all sides.

Sprinkle crumb mixture on top of fruit. Fold pastry up over filling, pleating as necessary to fit snugly around fruit. Gently press dough to filling, reinforcing shape.

Brush pastry with egg wash: beat one egg & 2 tablespoons of milk together. Brush this mixture on dough only.

Bake at 400 degrees for 25-30 minutes - keep an eye on it.

Remove from oven and place on a wire rack to cool. Can be served warm w/ice cream...

Give this recipe a try. It sounds more complicated then it really is, and you'll love the results - enjoy!! If you do try this, I'd love to hear your comments.





Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 88819)
Do raisins have legs?


Soon 04-20-2010 02:01 PM

Nadya Suleman is on Oprah...dare I watch?

:|

(ok, i'm watching--1000 dollars a week in food!)

JustLovelyJenn 04-20-2010 07:20 PM

Changes... and all the implications therein.

Lillie 04-20-2010 07:36 PM

thinking lack of commucation is causing me stomach pains :(

The_Lady_Snow 04-20-2010 07:39 PM

Thanks to the show *Glee* TODAY is the gayest day in America!!

Rook 04-20-2010 07:44 PM

Anna, Queen Lizard of the V giving birth probably to a Legion of Little Anna's.... [Im still twitching from seeing just How she gets preggers.....dang....10 different ways of Wrong *stay strong, terrified Drones, stay strong* :sunglass:]


:2butch:

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/i...o_77/Anna1.jpg + http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/i...io_77/Zuul.jpg = :deepthoughts:

violaine 04-20-2010 09:17 PM

privileged to know
 
an incredible voice, sentinel, writer, and soul-

Strappie 04-20-2010 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoDy*ShOt (Post 88596)
making out is on my mind...:grindevil:

Can we make out? lol

Mister Bent 04-20-2010 09:44 PM

always with me
 
The loving man with the baritone voice that was my father, two years gone now.

Diva 04-20-2010 09:52 PM

<in my best The Shining voice>


It's happening...................................




Strappie 04-20-2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 89231)
<in my best The Shining voice>


It's happening...................................




What? ? ? ?

moxie 04-20-2010 10:12 PM

Why do I let this shit bother me so much? :blink:

PinkieLee 04-21-2010 08:09 AM

What's on my mind right now...

I can always tell when summer is almost here, my weekends start getting planned weeks in advance.

May
1st weekend ~ a friends birthday with either a trip to New Orleans or Austin.
2nd weekend ~ mom's bday & mother's day get away.
3rd weekend ~ MUD volleyball
4th weekend ~ MEMORIAL WEEKEND float trip in New Braunfels.

Damn, I'm already tired and it's not even May yet.

JakeTulane 04-21-2010 11:57 AM

Tonight when the clock strikes 7.

NJFemmie 04-21-2010 12:07 PM

My doctor's appointment tomorrow.
I really don't like doctors.

NJFemmie 04-21-2010 12:10 PM

I think the dog is passing gas.
Every time I walk by her, it seems to ... stink.
I hope she didn't get to the rest of the chili I threw out yesterday.
(And I wonder what the drive to work was like for her owner this morning, lol).


http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...1550928166.jpg

WolfyOne 04-21-2010 12:50 PM

Migraines and the weather


Andrew, Jr. 04-21-2010 01:00 PM


Wolfy,

I wonder if your migrain is from the pollen? Have you tried taking Zyrtec or something of the sort?

I was thinking about those who are suffering from cancer. I am due to go to NIH to drop off some goodie bags for those who are there. I just hate cancer.

WolfyOne 04-21-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr. (Post 89468)

Wolfy,

I wonder if your migrain is from the pollen? Have you tried taking Zyrtec or something of the sort?

I was thinking about those who are suffering from cancer. I am due to go to NIH to drop off some goodie bags for those who are there. I just hate cancer.


Yes Andrew, I take allergy meds every day because of the cats, but thanks for thinking about that.

UofMfan 04-21-2010 01:50 PM

The NFL Draft.

Blade 04-21-2010 02:58 PM

If only I had paid better attention, I could have lived to be 48 and never had stitches LOL and if I had paid better attention I wouldn't have these bandages and cuts and scrapes all over me. But the trip to:hospital-snoopy: wasn't to bad. Just shit happens I guess, glad it happened to me and not some older person who might have broken something and not healed as quickly. Chuckling not that I'm healing fast enough for me but I'm progressing.

Leigh 04-21-2010 03:44 PM

I just can't stop thinking of how certain things are falling into place, and how the world just looks so much better than it did before :)

Ldyluck88 04-21-2010 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeTulane (Post 89432)
Tonight when the clock strikes 7.

Humm, I thought it had to strike midnight!! haha Is this when you get your free cell minutes or something?? lol I hope it's a good thing for you when it does strike 7. :)

Ldyluck88 04-21-2010 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 89502)
The NFL Draft.

Believe it or not, I do like football, hehe :D

Leigh 04-21-2010 04:39 PM

Football rawks, yes it does :D

UofMfan 04-21-2010 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldyluck88 (Post 89602)
Believe it or not, I do like football, hehe :D

I believe you.

Ldyluck88 04-21-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 89631)
I believe you.

That was too easy, that someone believes me so quickly! haha Making a note of this now, lol ;)

UofMfan 04-21-2010 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ldyluck88 (Post 89633)
That was too easy, that someone believes me so quickly! haha Making a note of this now, lol ;)

I have no reason to doubt you.

Ldyluck88 04-21-2010 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 89637)
I have no reason to doubt you.

I am soooo teasing you UofMfan. I was hoping to get you to laugh.

Julien 04-21-2010 05:29 PM

I realized that you can't "hurry" things along, it just won't work. :thud:

Diva 04-21-2010 05:40 PM

I walked in on the middle of a news report, saying that tens of thousands of teachers are about to be laid off in various states for the coming school year. I remember New York and California (and maybe Ohio? Illinois?)......

TENS OF THOUSANDS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ok....so where's the bailout NOW?

We're TOTALLY ready to jump like a frog on hot coals to rescue the banks....whose CEO's are making millions a year. But not to save our educators who, on average, make LESS than $100,000/year?!?!?!?! (And many less than $50,000/year!)

And of course, the ones who will get the axe FIRST will be the Music, Art and MAYBE the sports instructors.........because, as we all "know", they don't matter.....even though THOSE subjects are the ones that keep a student sane to endure the OTHER subjects.

Rest assured, THIS former educator will be writing everyone she can think of to write and voice my heartfelt disappointment.


PRIORITIES, people.....PRIORITIES!!!!!!!!!!:seconddoh:


Distressing.

Hack 04-21-2010 06:01 PM

Work. It's the only thing on my mind these days. Putting out fires, real and otherwise. All day long. And it's starting to bleed over in to the weekend now too, which really doesn't make me happy.

apretty 04-21-2010 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 89502)
The NFL Draft.

oy.

when ez came home from the gym i thought something bad had happened cuz he was so frowny, but when i asked if he was alright he told me all about the pending ben/trades/suspensions.

Jet 04-21-2010 06:12 PM

I was thinking that either violaine or june should give me a couple of reps so that my numbers go up. hehe

geezes, with as much rep power as those two have its cashing in chips.lol

Leigh 04-21-2010 06:47 PM

My interview tomorrow ~ I hope it goes well :)

kassykit 04-21-2010 06:50 PM

Goodluck :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braedon (Post 89689)
My interview tomorrow ~ I hope it goes well :)


Rook 04-21-2010 06:54 PM

Whether I wanna watch Steel Magnolias entirely.....
Quote:

Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.

or...

Biography Channel, on Steve Martin...


Quote:


Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

Cuz my "Fox" channel has some popping sensations goin' on with my hearing aids that are fuckin Annoying :eyebrow:....
[my brother says it's probably the tv....ok....so why only Fox?]


:mohawk:

WolfyOne 04-21-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 89667)
I walked in on the middle of a news report, saying that tens of thousands of teachers are about to be laid off in various states for the coming school year. I remember New York and California (and maybe Ohio? Illinois?)......

TENS OF THOUSANDS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ok....so where's the bailout NOW?

We're TOTALLY ready to jump like a frog on hot coals to rescue the banks....whose CEO's are making millions a year. But not to save our educators who, on average, make LESS than $100,000/year?!?!?!?! (And many less than $50,000/year!)

And of course, the ones who will get the axe FIRST will be the Music, Art and MAYBE the sports instructors.........because, as we all "know", they don't matter.....even though THOSE subjects are the ones that keep a student sane to endure the OTHER subjects.

Rest assured, THIS former educator will be writing everyone she can think of to write and voice my heartfelt disappointment.


PRIORITIES, people.....PRIORITIES!!!!!!!!!!:seconddoh:


Distressing.


And lets not forget the car companies we bailed out

Hmmmm.....banks, car companies or education
I fear for the children of our future

Nina 04-21-2010 07:38 PM

[QUOTE=WolfyOne;89708][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Navy"]And lets not forget the car companies we bailed out

and...we handed the airlines a huge wad 'o cash...look where that has lead us...the more we fly, the more we pay!!


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