One spider tartare I guess.. blech!


WYR go out on a date where the other person talks about themselves non-stop or go out on a date where the other person stares at you the whole evening.?

Both great options...where did you find these lovely people? I guess the person who stares...I guess. lol

WYR have to play WYR until you die or just have someone kill you right away?

(I'm both of those people.. I talk about myself constantly and stare.. silly)

I'd rather play WYR until I die....which apparently from your continuous questions about death might be soon depending on how I answer the next couple lol

WYR be naked for the rest of you life or have to wear fig leaves to cover up your "stuff"?

Fig leaves. It gets cold up here ( not that it would help a whole lot).

WYR: Go to the movies or go out to a night club?

Night Club... I love to dance

WYR have to eat only lettuce for the rest of your life or eat only sausage for the rest of your life?

Lettuce. I don't eat red meat or pork.

WYR: drive a truck or a sports car?

Truck


WYR: Listen to music 24/7 for the rest of your life or no music 24/7 for the rest of your life?

Hmmm.. I'd have to say ocean. I'd rather drown eventually than burn to a crisp.

WYR... drink a potion that gave you permanent magical abilities or wear a ring that only gives you temporary magical abilities?

Cutlery.

WYR fake laugh at a boss's horrible jokes or pretend you didn't hear them?

Pretend I didn't hear them.

WYR tell someone you are sorry when you really aren't or not say anything at all?

Say nothing at all...unless my job was on the line or something. hah

WYR tell someone they need to take a shower or brush their teeth?

Why are we both talking about teeth right now? That's spooky, lol.

Get a shot! I hate the dentist!


flat soda


WYR go on a date with bad breath or go on a date with body odor?

Is it my turn? lol

I'd choose the cheapskate...at least I would enjoy my food if I pay for it.

WYR go on a date with someone really pretentious or someone who collects human hair?

Really pretentious! Thinking about collecting human hair makes me gag lol

WYR eat undercooked eggs or burnt eggs?

We're disgusting!
 

I guess...a caterpillar. Grasshoppers have so many more parts that stick out.

WYR have someone think you're an idiot or an asshole?

Asshole, might as well be consistent lol

WYR cuddle on the couch with a special someone or go out on the town with a special someone?

Cuddle on the couch!

WYR become famous before or after you die?

Before and hopefully for great things!


WYR have to shave facial hair or not ever be able to shave other areas on your body that may need shaving?

I'm older than old old..ie, pre Turkish caliphs, harems and prepubescent hairless slave girls... that's to say that there are no areas on my body that "need" shaving, just some that a fetish for shaving and plucking perfectly normal and sexy hair might have to suffer ( but only very rarely in my case). Want hairless? Go to the poultry counter at your local butcher.

WYR: Read the above or go have a Bloody Mary at the Dinah Shore?

Lololololololololol..is poke my eye out with a sharp stick a choice?

WYR sleep until noon, or watch the sun rise?

Walk 30 miles


Wyr play football or basketball?

Really neither but if I had to chose, basketball

WYR: ski or snowboard

Snowboard

WYR read the book or see the movie?

Man, tough tough choice BUT I guess see the movie!

WYR Go hear a film director’s lecture on their movie or hear an author read from their book?

Victorian Era.

WYR bungee jump or sky dive?

Skydive

WYR: camp or hotel

Although it might be more enjoyable, I think porn all day would ultimately be more frustrating...so maybe Sesame Street. :D lol

WYR run over a baby deer or a snake?

I would rather hold hands(spouse)...much more intimate (imo)

WYR eat a grilled cheese sandwich, or a cold cheese sandwich with lettuce and tomato?