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scootebaby 05-03-2010 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 98168)
Honey....baby...I didn't give you CRABS.....I gave you CRAB.
And, admit it.....you have a little crush on the rowdy little bugger.

And sweetie....I think you better tell the story now :cracked:


well the dr said he would prolly be rowdy for a couple days til meds kicked in....

ummm what was the story you worked out for me to tell? i forgot! :blink:

JustJo 05-03-2010 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 98217)
well the dr said he would prolly be rowdy for a couple days til meds kicked in....

ummm what was the story you worked out for me to tell? i forgot! :blink:

I can't believe you bothered with the doctor honey....told ya...just get a couple more, then pour some vodka on there and throw in a handful of sand. The little buggers will get drunk and throw rocks at each other....it'll all work out! :huhlaugh:

scootebaby 05-03-2010 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 98232)
I can't believe you bothered with the doctor honey....told ya...just get a couple more, then pour some vodka on there and throw in a handful of sand. The little buggers will get drunk and throw rocks at each other....it'll all work out! :huhlaugh:


:shocking: i KNEW you were a damn sadist...besides i used UR insurance AND name--wait til THAT info gets out--the rest of ur rep will be gone woman G O N E!!!!

JustJo 05-03-2010 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 98241)
:shocking: i KNEW you were a damn sadist...besides i used UR insurance AND name--wait til THAT info gets out--the rest of ur rep will be gone woman G O N E!!!!

:fallenangel: I think it's already pretty shaky...thanks to you baby :tease:

And besides....maybe the crabs would like to get drunk and play dodgeball....I think you should ask Woodie :spider: (and yes, I know that's a spider not a crab....but it was as close as I could come. 467 smilies....and no crabs, and no dodgeball....:seeingstars: )

scootebaby 05-03-2010 08:45 PM

uh honey have you no shame??? blaming ME for loss of ur make believe rep...we might be in a new home,but we have some of the same roomies and im sure they remember how u tossed it right out the window that one night...now be a good girl,say good night and come take your :spank: like a big girl

JustJo 05-03-2010 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 98273)
uh honey have you no shame??? blaming ME for loss of ur make believe rep...we might be in a new home,but we have some of the same roomies and im sure they remember how u tossed it right out the window that one night...now be a good girl,say good night and come take your :spank: like a big girl

Shame? Me? I think you're just trying to get everyone's attention off of your crab "situation" :spider:

But if we're talking :spank: then what can I say except.....

Night everyone! :byebye:

musicman 05-04-2010 04:29 AM

Good morning Honies and Homies,

I see Jo and Scoote were at their very best last night rotfl. Is that your aluminum foil halo Jo honey I see on the floor????

Blueberry pancakes, Canadian maple syrup, bacon, crispy hash browns for Jo, fruits, dips, juice, coffee and dr. pepper for my buddy Scoote.

Have a great day family !

Musicman

JustJo 05-04-2010 08:06 AM

Good morning hunies and homies :)

Yummy breakfast Musicman...thank you! I do love blueberry pancakes...

Just heard from Scoote...she and her crab :spider: had a good night last night. Evidently he likes the damp sand...
* wondering if I should be worried *

Oooooo...that is my halo...I knew it fell off somewhere last night!

* straightening out the aluminum foil as I head off to put on fresh coffee *

Have a great day everyone!

Zimmeh 05-04-2010 08:10 AM

Goid morning Everyone,

Thank you for breakfast Music! I will just have a cup of coffee and some yogurt.

How is CS?

Have a good day,

Zimmy

MountainStar 05-04-2010 08:13 AM

Good morning everyone! I haven't fallen off the planet...yet

I did find out about second life....bad bad....spending tons of time there

and I do miss my roomies! and the house!!!

Love the kitchen..but want to sleep in MY bed!

Miss you all a lot!

Kisses and Hugs,

MS

Zimmeh 05-04-2010 08:17 AM

Good morning Jo Jo,

I had broiled chicken with Spanish rice for dinner. I normally don't diet, but I have a few pounds I need to lose. My best friend and I have been taking her little boy walking at night.

How about some nice chicken salad for lunch?

Have fun today,

Zimmy

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Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 98136)
Hi hunies and homies :flowers:

Dinner is served...just some good old fashioned meat loaf, mashed potatoes, homemade gravy and biscuits, steamed fresh asparagus and a nice salad. Dessert....angel food cake with fresh strawberries (they were on sale today), and whipped cream...the real thing, not that stuff in the can. Hope everyone is hungry!

Zimmy I was thinking of you....just skip the gravy and whipped cream and you should be alright. Just fill up on salad first....and angel food cake is naturally very low fat. Best of luck on the diet. I actually try not to diet....but just to increase the fruits and veggies, decrease the processed stuff, and walk more. Dieting usually makes me want to :eatinghersheybar: :blink:

Sweetie...come relax, have a nice plate of dinner and :cigar: ...and maybe later we can go find that hot tub CS installed. It's gotta be around here somewhere! :p

Hugs to all the hunies and homies....even the ones that haven't dropped in yet.


JustJo 05-04-2010 08:17 AM

Good morning Zimmy and MStar....hugs to you both my femme friends :)

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Originally Posted by MountainStar (Post 98543)
Love the kitchen..but want to sleep in MY bed

Hmmm....if the hyphen honey house isn't rebuilt soon we might have to get to work adding on bedrooms...and a yoga room...and a barn...and and and ....

Zimmeh 05-04-2010 08:28 PM

Good Evening Jo Jo,

How about we start the additions anyway? Can I have white paint in my room? I have the perfect black and white quilt set already picked out and plenty of black and white photos for the walls. <Jumping up and down>Woohoo, I can have so much fun jumping up and down on the bed, eheh....

Leaving some warm tea and other goodies for us,

Night all!!

Zimmy

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Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 98546)
Good morning Zimmy and MStar....hugs to you both my femme friends :)



Hmmm....if the hyphen honey house isn't rebuilt soon we might have to get to work adding on bedrooms...and a yoga room...and a barn...and and and ....


JustJo 05-04-2010 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ZimmygLrL (Post 99035)
Good Evening Jo Jo,

How about we start the additions anyway? Can I have white paint in my room? I have the perfect black and white quilt set already picked out and plenty of black and white photos for the walls. <Jumping up and down>Woohoo, I can have so much fun jumping up and down on the bed, eheh....

Leaving some warm tea and other goodies for us,

Night all!!

Zimmy

That sounds cute Zimmy!

Thanks for the tea...I can use a cup of that tonight!
I hid some of freyja's yummy oatmeal cookies.... to save for just such a night. :)
Night all....sleep well...

musicman 05-05-2010 04:33 AM

Good morning Honies and homies,

I heard from CS this morning. He is exhausted and misses you all very much. He wanted me to let you all know he has been really busy helping people. He has used his boat to get people out of certain areas. His school he works at is right across for the ole opry and it is messed up pretty good. Schools are destroyed and the town is devastated. He's hurting pretty bad and seeing a lot of people around him hurting is tough for our CS.

He said he would try and go online tonight quickly and say hello to everyone. i'll pass on anyone thoughts to CS if you like.

I have a meeting today so we 'll all have to scramble for whatever breakfast we can find. Sorry folks, i'll get it going tomorrow.

Love

Musicman

JustJo 05-05-2010 07:00 AM

* slipping a toasted bagel into Music's pocket as hy runs out the door *

Good morning hunies and homies :)

Thank you for the update on CS Music...I'm glad to hear that hy's okay, although I can only imagine the exhaustion and difficulty. Thank goodness hy has a boat!

I have a big meeting that I'm a little nervous about at 11...but I can take care of breakfast... let's start with some coffee :bringcoffee:
(and yes baby, ice cold Dr. Pepper in the fridge for whenever you wake up :kissy: )

How about some nice french toast, with sliced strawberries and homemade whipped cream, crispy bacon (not too crisp for my sweetie though), and of course I'm happy to make eggs to order for anyone who would rather not have the sweet stuff.

Hope you all have a wonderful day! Hugs to everyone...

Bard 05-05-2010 07:35 AM

Lord I know the coffee is on and good in here if I know miss Jo .. mind if I prop my foot up and have a cup before I brace myself to put on my boots and head to the barn? it ain't gonna be pretty trying to put them on over my busted toe LOL

freyja 05-05-2010 07:44 AM

Thank you Jo for all of the sweet stuff. YES let's get the blood sugar cranked up a few notches.

Mmmmm, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
And coffee, well that is the most important beverage of the morning.

Good to know a gal can stop by here and begin her day just right.
Num, Num, Num :D


scootebaby 05-05-2010 11:01 AM

quick drive by to say hello to all the hunies and homies....ive been kinda busy with work and the crab Jo gave me has kept me running around as well...btw...it was a real crab she gave me--we found this wooden thing that looked like a shell,didnt see the lil bugger in there(yes i looked) tossed it in bag with other shells,closed it and went on our merry way. the next night(sunday) i kept hearig what sounded like a water bottle crinkling ever so lightly..get up at 5 am and go to the bathroom and wouldnt ya know it..the lil bastard had ate THRU the bag,flew off the table and made it to my bathroom...picked him up,put him in what i thought was an appropriate container till i could get him a house....get up 2 hrs later,damn thing is gone....he had managed to get out of bowl and hide in the sink under some dirty dishes...suffice to say we have it under control now..got him a home yesterday and now just gotta furnish it

MM tell CS we miss him and he is in our thoughts..and not much we can do but if anything let us know

Zimmy---i kinda get the feeling u like black and white..is that true??

Lady Pamela...hope the jallopy is holding up and u r doing well

MS...i moved ur bed over here when we relocated...no worries--fresh sheets and all are waiting for you

now honey are you happy i cleared up the crab thing? now STOP threatening to tell them about the 50 ft freaking snake

JustJo 05-05-2010 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 99375)
now honey are you happy i cleared up the crab thing? now STOP threatening to tell them about the 50 ft freaking snake

Ummmm baby....are you talking about the itty bitty little black snake....as big around as my pinky and about a foot long?

He was more scared of you than you were of him....and don't worry...I may be a girly girl, but snake duty I have handled. I'm ferocious like that :chainsaw:

Now those grasshoppers....that's another story :nailbitin:

:heartbeat: :lips: I love you baby :sparklyheart:


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