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Scorp 11-16-2010 06:28 PM
When your phone rings weeee hours of the morning and you get blown out of bed, your heart is racing thinking it's horrible news and it ends up being a wrong number.....

Soft*Silver 11-16-2010 06:32 PM
the two steps you get ahead are really on thin ice?

The_Lady_Snow 11-16-2010 06:34 PM
You snack on something that gives you killer heartburn

torchiegirl 11-16-2010 06:36 PM
your lip liner isn't symmetrical?

MrSunshine 11-16-2010 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by torchiegirl (Post 229283)
your lip liner isn't symmetrical?

why yes, that just about sets me off!

Miss Scarlett 11-16-2010 08:18 PM

You are expected to be a mind reader...as in:

You are given a copy of a document and accompanying letter your boss faxed to someone a while ago. The letter asks the recipient to provide some information needed to complete the document. The boss has attached a sticky note for you stating "I still need the information to complete this document."

Taking this as an instruction to send another request to the unresponsive recipient, you fax over the second request. Only to have your boss come to you later in the day asking why you contacted the recipient rather than her client. Apparently I was supposed to make that connection even though she had not given the even the tiniest indication that I was to contact the client.

Just another one of life's unsolved mysteries or I just missed something...perhaps both?

Blade 11-16-2010 08:23 PM
an attorney sends you paperwork instead of sending it to your attorney, knowing you have a retained attorney....also knowing he hates dealing with my attorney....whimp. Yeah dude I know it's harder when he's not a part of yalls "Good ole Boys" club.

bigbutchmistie 11-16-2010 08:28 PM
You spend the night alone in a hospital by yourself

Your back hurts and your head hurts mostly all week long

You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT

And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right

Soft*Silver 11-16-2010 08:30 PM
yeah well I lost a ton of weight after my surgery and my back went out last weekend anyway. Everytime it did in the past they said to lose weight. They didnt tell me that this time. (In fact, I have been told to stop losing. I am not thin by any means but I have dropped too much too fast.)

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Originally Posted by bigbutchmistie (Post 229411)
You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT

And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right

scootebaby 11-16-2010 08:38 PM
you have unknowingly ripped ur shorts and NOONE tells ya.....yes this happened to me yesterday as i got in car from work...went in a gas station to get a soda...got home and knew something felt wrong so i reached back and felt as i asked my sweetie*do i have a hole in my shorts?" hell maybe this should go in the "what cracked you up" or the :l thread lol

friskyfemme 11-16-2010 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by torchiegirl (Post 229283)
your lip liner isn't symmetrical?
I hate rather that my lips are not symmetrical.

Random 11-16-2010 09:41 PM
the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins...


le sigh...


My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood..

little_ms_sunshyne 11-16-2010 10:06 PM
you just don't have the answers!

Miss Scarlett 11-17-2010 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Random (Post 229546)
the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins...


le sigh...


My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood..
As delightful as discovering that your bread was placed in the same bag as fabric softener sheets. Nothing like 100% Whole Wheat Snuggle Bread...

DomnNC 11-17-2010 09:42 AM
Don't ya just love it
 
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Originally Posted by softness (Post 229416)
yeah well I lost a ton of weight after my surgery and my back went out last weekend anyway. Everytime it did in the past they said to lose weight. They didnt tell me that this time. (In fact, I have been told to stop losing. I am not thin by any means but I have dropped too much too fast.)
Laughs, I so relate to this. My Dr kept telling me to get out and walk to build up my back muscles, I asked him what part about "I can't walk more than 30 yards without excruiating pain did he not get?". So when the 2nd disc blew in my neck I mentioned my back to my neurosurgeon who looked at a cat scan I had done and said walking isn't going to help you, you have a severely herniated disc in your lower back, duh!

christie 11-17-2010 11:17 AM
... folks show up for a meeting, late, and ill-prepared - as if it had not been planned/talked about and dismantled for six months AND we have to revisit the same issues again next week. I think more people need to employee the K.I.S.S. methods...

Words 11-17-2010 11:18 AM
...you wax/shave and then just as you congratulate yourself on a job well done you notice a couple of stray hairs that you've missed.

I HATE that.

Words

Gemme 11-17-2010 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett (Post 229683)
As delightful as discovering that your bread was placed in the same bag as fabric softener sheets. Nothing like 100% Whole Wheat Snuggle Bread...
And I thought the clerk putting bananas in with my bread was bad. :blink:

Mister Bent 11-17-2010 09:52 PM
...a velociraptor steals your lunch? Man, I hate that!

little_ms_sunshyne 11-17-2010 09:57 PM
You cheat on your diet and then immediately after YOU REGRET THAT DECISION!!!!!


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