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"Basically you have to just get in there, do what you can and grab whatever you can. And then when you're done just stick it in over there." :|
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"You are a mouth gymnast"
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just eat it
then tell me what you think |
"I'm banging on the keyboard, I'm getting somethin' done tonight"
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I've almost got it in! (trying on shoes)
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Co-worker:
"I am Big Red, I am the longer lasting flavor" |
Posted by a friend on Facebook:
Bradley finished his erection in my back yard, Kez had to hold it for him for a while but after a few bangs and screws, he was all done! :| |
GT had to know this was coming....
"Where is Glen? I believe he needs poking"
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Zombie mish mash...
"Pound it in, hehehe. A stiff drink, hehehe..."
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For the love of god, don't go in there.
Left on a post it on my classroom door |
"Firmly grasp your mandrake..." from Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets
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"...because I rarely play with people."
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Zombies are great for out of context quotes...
"What's wrong with a good, flaccid drink?"
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"Go ahead, I'll hold it"
(I said to a poker player after he said he needed to pee. I meant I would hold the game until he returned...) |
Syr *dee, whats in here (shaking plastic container from fridge) * me * oh, deer Syr* *oh dear what?* *no, deer is in there* *oh, is it dog food or your breakfast? * |
"Drill them holes! Can I get a witness?"
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"It may not be right but it's my measurement"
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Quote:
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"He's waiting for me to tell him where to go."
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Hold still while I wiggle.
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