When you think someone is pretty cool and you want to be friends with them but don't know how to start a conversation that doesn't seem like you are hitting on them.

that akward moment when
 

You are watching The Dead Files by yourself with all the lights off and you get freaked out by a noise at the door and you pull the blanket up around your neck (cause ya know, that's what keeps the ghosts away) and then you peek over and its just the cat laying there playing w the door.....:seeingstars:

That awkward moment where you have been studying Egyptian mythology enough to pick out an entire sentence and are sleep deprived enough to freak out that you are suddenly able to read hieroglyphs.

LOL
 

saw this on FB today and thought it was funny!!

That awkward moment when you go to a garage sale and the person who owns the home/garage says, "we aren't having a garage sale, we are cleaning out our garage."

yet more super market fun....
 

I went to the store to pick up a few things...I was wearing a jean skirt...and as I was walking through the deli...I felt my panties starting to slip DOWN....there was no good place to duck in and hike em up....so I had finish up and GO.... :|

Note to self.... don't wear your really old panties...ever

If you are like me you aren't used to women in your personal space unless they plan to kiss you or are family. So I got startled because I assumed that I was about to be kissed by someone I have a professional relationship with and back away slowly before I realize shes just trying to give me a business card. :canadian:

The awkward moment when I realized I was not who I thought I should be, maybe not even who I dreamed I should be. Now what? Now the real journey of discovery begins without preconception. But the moment when I realized it? Incredibly awkward..

When you have to knock on the concierge hut in your robe to call security (as he is speaking with a couple) b/c you locked yourself out of your hotel room.

When you clean your dick and leave it on the bookshelf and forget to close the blinds. I think my neighbors might have seen mah peenis.

TAMW ..

you find yourself walking to the beat of the song you are listening to. hahaha!

That Friday food day at work where everyone signs up to bring something and you think you'll surprise everyone with something besides chips or paper plates and you put down something like enchiladas and you think about it all morning while you work. You have in your mind which dish you'll be bringing to work and who you can ask to help you carry it all up to your break room, and how to mark your utensils etc. And you never give it another thought until that Friday when you are walking across the parking lot and everyone else is lugging in food....

When you are dreaming about someone you *really like* and actually call them on your phone while you are alseep... but later blame it on a pocket dial.... :blush:

you've been on the road for so long that ur too exhausted to pay attention to which bathroom you walk into until you hear a woman scream. Sorry little lady. Old habits die hard

the awkardidity of
 

....seeming to consistantly post in the wrong thread....whutever. Idc. Ok yes I do okay no I really dont OKAY MAYBE. Also being all cool and heading down a wrong way street with the new love

Someone yells at you for trespassing...in a public place.

That awkward moment when, Rick Astley gives you up or.......

When you realize that you actually like that song.

So....

I'm walking around downtown and I see a pigeon on the sidewalk...

There weren't many pigeons where I grew up...OK none at all....so I find them fascinating in appearance and approachability.

So...I'm talking to the pigeon and its all cool and looking up at me and I try to pet it. It kind of skitters away and walks into the road and I'm scared now it'll be hit so I ask it to come back to the sidewalk...I walked around it to shoo it back to safety and low and behold there are people on the other side of the parked van that is right there...listening toe chide the pigeon about street safety...

Sigh...I really need to look around before I do stupid shit

Besame's one totally cracked me up ...in a fit of laughter
 

Can you say awkward ....

Went to dinner with some new friends and was on my best behavior. I noticed the special board as I was seated and decided to order linguine and calamari. I had just started to acquire a taste for calamari. So when it came to the table, it was served with a clear broth. So after a few min., some one asked me how was my dinner. I said, well, it's good, but I've never had calamari served like this, where I could see the testicles and all.

As soon as that left my mouth, I wanted to climb under the table. Tentacles!Tentacles!

Didn't finish it, boxed it up and tossed it before I got home...lol

...too funny!

That awkward moment when you get allllll excited to see a new post in one of your favorite (subscribed) threads....only to realize...it was you who posted there....:blink: