Me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh shit cn't see the screen think i'm having asmatha attack!!!!!!! OMG arse clap shit

stop!

aherm
 

My dog just came over and looked at me.

Mdm Butterfly and H.R.H aren't too impressed when I toot. If my (long time ago) ex or I farted, we'd say that the floorboards were squeaky. ;)

Wow, there's nothing like a good belly laugh!

I say that Jackhammer has a baby elephant living in her butt :byebye:

lights a match, its smelly in here

LOL had a GF that called it a barking spider. 1st time she said did you hear that barking spider I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath.

Quit that when I was 27 lol it was either smoke or have a job lol--------chose the job. Plus it was getting to were all it did was put me to sleep.

It wasn't me. :)

I always feel bad when I go in a public bathroom and the person in the next stall is clearly waiting for me to leave for privacy. lol

Sneaking Into The Thread While Belle is at Work
 

TMI moment: I honestly don't fart a lot. I am not sure why. I do have to pee like every 15-30 minutes, which is a royal pain in the butt.

So last night we went out to dinner. When we got to the restaurant I of course had to pee. Belle said she would wait outside for me.

So I go into the bathroom, close the stall and start to pee. Pretty soon I feel this hand on my leg. I'm thinking, hmmm is that her or someone brushed up against me by mistake. So... I keep peeing. Then here comes that hand again from the other stall.

Cut it out Niki! :pirate-steer:

That would be me. Sitting there cursing at you in my mind.

but...it wasn't me.....
 

:confused:hmmm....never could figure out why my deceased wife would say things like "honey...that could peel wallpaper off a wall" or "punky, OMG! I need a teargas mask".....:seeingstars:.....:fart:

TMI!!! lol ...