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How do you carve a big piece of wood?
wittle by wittle |
An oldie but a goody
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine. |
Practice having a safe lunch......use condiments!!!
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What does a piano player dream about?
Sheet music. |
Some bacon, eggs and toast walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast"
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A really hot butch asked me for my number today and all I had to do was hit hys car with my car. :p
When a femme wears leather, a butch goes crazy and gets weak in the knees...she smells like a new truck! :rrose: |
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Daft Joke
A bloke goes to a fancy dress party naked with his girlfriend on his shoulders, they get there knock on the door and the bloke who answers says "what have you come as", the guy sez " a tortoise", the first bloke sez and who's that on your shoulders"...the guy sez "thats michelle"
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Bad Spellers UNTIE
I have a black belt in origame. |
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Unfortunately, putting a bow on your head does not make you gifted.
A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. What a turtle disaster. Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat. The best way to get a youthful figure is to ask a woman her age. I'm not that bright. The only way I'll ever get to say "Checkmate!" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia. :p |
This thread is cracking me up. :lol2:
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Daft Joke
A burgler breaks into a house, after he has gone a couple of steps he hears a voice..."Jesus is watching you"
he looks round and the voice sez again "Jesus is watching you" he looks round and sees a parrot in a cage, so he walks over, "was that you saying that". the parrot sez " yep it was" the burglar sez " wots your name" the parrot sez "Clarence" the burglar sez " that a stupid name wot silly fucker called you that" the parrot sez " the silly fucker who called the rottweiler Jesus":blink: |
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