What time is it?
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What time is it now?
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Now what time is it?
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mice...?

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Last night:

How come I have to carry separate cards from the grocery stores and the pharmacies and the pet store and even the hair salon? Why, by now, is there not one card (or friggin' ankle bracelet or whatever) that can be programmed for all? I mean, seriously. I can go to Google and get a panoramic shot of your house with your car in the driveway, but they can't beef up magnetic strips??

English is easy??
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
its no wonder i cant spell.. i think these must be spelled diffrently
so i change shit around!!

Because who, besides the bird, wants a worm?

I'll take that worm.....in one month, that worm will be six worms.....and in two months, they'll be eating your veggie
scraps and helping to save the earth....


Oh, and good things come to those who WEIGHT!...just sayin

she says as she kisses her bicept

How to tell you this... Your one worm will not be able to make six worms all by its lonesome. (No, not even if you chopped it up; I think that's a myth.) I am sorry. There, there.

Oh come on Einstein, talk to me
 

No chopping of the precious worm please.

Worms contain both male and female sexual organs.....they reproduce by sexual reproduction. They are not asexual.

They get underneath their own skin, so to speak.....release the sperm, and the egg. One little worm can generate 6 baby worms each month, all by it's self.:canoworms:couldn't resist using the cheesy can!

You made that up!! << tapu's hair stands on end. more. >>

Whoa. I just googled how earthworms reproduce. :|

We are both right!! It takes two worms, but both of them have both types of sex organs. (No word on what pronouns they prefer.)

Really, enough said. I don't recommend learning about this.

LOL! This whole post-line is funny.

But, in all seriousness, earthworms are so beneficial to the Earth. Ask any gardener. Vermiculture is cool!

here were my thoughts the past couple of nights
 

the sight of you beside me

has i glance your way

has me floating on air

and brightens my day

the scent of your flesh

has you move closer to me

makes my heart stutter

and sets my desire free

the touch of your hand

has it caresses my skin

makes my spirit burn brighter

and brings me alive from within

the taste of your lips

has they touch mine

is the best aphrodisiac

throughout all of time

the sound of your voice

has you whisper please

crumbles my defenses

and brings me to my knees

my sould reaches outward

and meets yours halfway

heart mind and soul together

forever and a day

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Sick Senior Citizen

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Congressmen.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

From what I hear - what they actually do is end up sick enough to go to the ICU ward of a hospital - where the hospital can't send them anywhere else (due to whatever issue... no insurance, no availability etc) and thus they have to keep them there - taking up a bed in ICU - because of course they can't just kick them out. Thus said individual stays in the ICU for an undetermined time costing the taxpayers probably triple or more for their care than they would have if medicare had just paid for a nursing home in the first place.. (not that I know a bunch of ICU nurses and have to hear about this exact problem all the time lol [in atlanta.. your location may vary])

Okay it's not the middle of the night yet, but I'm still wondering: How come roughly half of all femmes are named Jenn/Jen/Jenny/Jennifer? What does this mean?

There are a lot of us Jennifers. I told my ex (who has MY name on her tattoo) to just wait around she will eventually date another one :seeingstars:

Hmmmmmmm
 

Why does my dog go around and unmake every single bed in the house?

GOOD one, Gemme!!! Tanks!!!!

I was pondering whether Jesus Christ was a real person.

Why do they always schedule an All Staff meeting on the first Tuesday of every month and so early in the morning when most of us have so far to drive? Also, will THIS All Staff FINALLY have anything actually IMPORTANT and worth while? Or are they gonna blow a bunch of hot air again with more worthless crap that makes us spin our wheels (going nowhere) for the next 6 months again? Why can't they do something different for a change? Why can't they actually be productive for a change?

Was it really the humane thing to do to murder all those beautiful animals in Ohio?
Why did Bin Laden, Hussein, and Gadhafy, all act like cowards when they were captured?

at night I ponder how can I be so pumped up after working all day and only getting 3 hrs sleep the night before? Just about every night I ask this question!

Middle of the night ponderings
 

Why can't I sleep?
What do I have to do to get more sleep?
How come I am unable to eat when I am an emotional eater?
Where should I be living?
Why do I feel so responsible for what others think?
How can I be more involved with my grandchildren if I move further away?
Why does my daughter want to marry that idiot?
Why can't I find a job here in a market saturated with jobs?
Do I really want to move into a basement suite?
Where could I unpack my stuff so I could sell it before leaving?
Should I sell my car and buy something cheaper?
Will my daughter forgive me if I move away?
How did I end up here?
What is the next step?
What have I learned from this summer?
How angry am I?
Am I angry?
What do you really want to do with your life?
...and so much more.

Well, I think I just answered the first question.

Maybe that's why they sing their evening songs ...
 

-what does meaning mean???

Wth happened??

Will I ever heal?

Will she or can she forgive me

Star Light Star Bright ...
 

Why?.........