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Corkey 06-18-2010 04:54 PM

Oh wait a bunnybulb.......:seeingstars:

suebee 06-18-2010 04:54 PM

Chocolate?

adorable 06-18-2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133481)
It's MY club; I invented it. I can put anybody in it I please. :hrmph:

That might make you a dashbulb. Just sayin.


I can also take anybody out.

Just sheddin' a lil light on the situation....

*holds chocolate in plain sight, but jussssst out of reach*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133488)
Dunno... how many Planeteers DOES it take to derail a thread? :cheesy:

I volunteer to call this badass and ask....
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhCD9qxlczo"]YouTube- Lil' Kim (Featuring Sisqo) - How Many Licks? (Video)[/nomedia]

[QUOTE=amiyesiam;133489]do we have to lick bulbs to find out:|

Please pass the sign up sheet ova here.

Scorp 06-18-2010 04:58 PM

Showing My Sensitive Bulby Side



:blues: :watereyes: :crybaby: :bigcry:

Bit 06-18-2010 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adorable
Originally Posted by Bit http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...s/viewpost.gif
It's MY club; I invented it. I can put anybody in it I please. :hrmph:

That might make you a dashbulb. Just sayin.

:blink: What on earth do CARS have to do with it? I cannot be a dashbulb, since I don't have a car.

Did I miss something... or is this just your way of ignoring my peace overture?! :hrmph: *grabs the two pieces of chocolate and hands them to Rav*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 133497)
Showing My Sensitive Bulby Side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1p2L...elatedYOUTUBE]

:blues: :watereyes: :crybaby: :bigcry:

I am reporting you for cruel and unnecessary nonconsensual torture!!!!!

Just a warning to anyone else who may click on that heinous link, it's "You Light Up My Life." :scared: :bolt:

Selenay 06-18-2010 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bit (Post 133481)
It's MY club; I invented it. I can put anybody in it I please. :hrmph:

I just want to let you know publicly that I don't want to be in your club and I think it's stupid.

waxnrope 06-18-2010 06:05 PM

[quote=adorable;133496]
Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133489)
do we have to lick bulbs to find out:|

Please pass the sign up sheet ova here.

is that licking the bulb to see which way the light shines? :|

ova? is this a younger femmes only event? where's that moderator??? anybody got a light?

Ebon 06-18-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 133240)

Thanks for posting the brownlight jesus. It make's LOC everywhere feel good.

Scorp 06-18-2010 06:28 PM

LOLOL...My work is done here...



I am reporting you for cruel and unnecessary nonconsensual torture!!!!!

Just a warning to anyone else who may click on that heinous link, it's "You Light Up My Life." :scared: :bolt:[/QUOTE]

Diva 06-18-2010 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133372)
Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la


Clearly, You have Bulb Envy. That is all.


Sincerely,
Bulb Heiress To The Stars







Diva 06-18-2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 133323)
Dear Santa,

I'd like these in each of my rooms for Christmas.

Love, Little Scorpi


http://i44.tinypic.com/33vgnwo.jpg



Are You saying You're a switch? Or are You objectifying our bulbs?????


Or.....<gasp>

BOTH!!!!!!!!!!


ravfem 06-18-2010 07:54 PM

:chocolate::eatinghersheybar::eatthebunny:

:nothingtoadd:

Diva 06-18-2010 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133414)
nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!



Hey, Hey, HEY!!!!!!!

Take Your hands offa mah Bulbs, You....You....You BULB MOLESTER!



~Bo 06-18-2010 07:58 PM

I'm confused
 
What is this thread about? :blink:

adorable 06-18-2010 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 133604)
What is this thread about? :blink:

How bad the Phillies are I think.

~Bo 06-18-2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133606)
How bad the Phillies are I think.





:raspberry: .......

adorable 06-18-2010 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 133609)
:raspberry: .......


REPORTED! (Just the face, not the tongue.)

Scorp 06-18-2010 08:12 PM

Nah, I just wanna flick the switches and watch the bulbs light up. :sunglass:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 133597)
Are You saying You're a switch? Or are You objectifying our bulbs?????


Or.....<gasp>

BOTH!!!!!!!!!!



Gemme 06-18-2010 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 133229)
I also have some of my bulbs attached to chains.....

:|

....in my closet.



Perv. :blink:

Secretly, I think it's bulbtastic and I'll eventually rep you several times about it, but I'll never publicly admit I like the way your bulbs shine.

Diva 06-18-2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 133604)
What is this thread about? :blink:



Chain saw maintenance.
:chainsaw:



Diva 06-18-2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 133628)
Perv. :blink:

Secretly, I think it's bulbtastic and I'll eventually rep you several times about it, but I'll never publicly admit I like the way your bulbs shine.


:kettlepot:

Jus' sayin'.....invisifont Princess.....:wine:



~Bo 06-18-2010 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 133646)
Chain saw maintenance.
:chainsaw:





Good. Then I came to the right place. :bucktooth:

Spirit Dancer 06-18-2010 10:02 PM

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../lightbulb.jpg
how does your bulbgarden grow?

Spirit Dancer 06-18-2010 10:06 PM

it remined of Gemme
 
Gemmebulb
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/l...bulb_fairy.jpg

Spirit Dancer 06-18-2010 10:29 PM

Planet bulbs
 
http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/p.../EarthBulb.jpg
http://i610.photobucket.com/albums/t...53222cop2y.jpg
http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/o...abombilla2.jpg

Gayla 06-18-2010 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adorable (Post 133461)
Did you just call me fat? Cuz I totally am and the minute you turn your back I plan to steal all your chocolate.

This whole post reeks of ageist bulbism, possibly bulbotheisum and hyperthyroidism.

REPORTED!

I really don't appreciate you bring my tyroid issues into this thread. Just because I shared a little of my struggle with everyone on Internet and posted public pictures on the Facebook and you does not give you the right to air my personal information with the entire planet.

SuperFemme 06-18-2010 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gayla (Post 133712)
I really don't appreciate you bring my tyroid issues into this thread. Just because I shared a little of my struggle with everyone on Internet and posted public pictures on the Facebook and you does not give you the right to air my personal information with the entire planet.


this is about my liver failure isn't it?

remember war of the roses fuckers. i hear the pate is excellent.

woof.

Gayla 06-18-2010 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 133715)
this is about my liver failure isn't it?

remember war of the roses fuckers. i hear the pate is excellent.

woof.

No, it's just about light bulbs. I have no idea why you would think it's about anything else. Perhaps you're projecting.

SuperFemme 06-18-2010 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gayla (Post 133716)
No, it's just about light bulbs. I have no idea why you would think it's about anything else. Perhaps you're projecting.


oh. fucking morphine.

Gayla 06-18-2010 11:41 PM

I thought we were supposed to be talking about changing lightbulbs but, once again, everyone has to come in with their own agendas and go off on everything from chocolate to morphine. I guess serious discussion about REAL ISSUES just isn't important here anymore.

Arwen 06-19-2010 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BullDog (Post 133251)
Look Arwen, do you even identify as a Socket? I thought you were a LOC-sensual LightbulbGoddess? Why are you always speaking for Sockets?

We have entire websites devoted to Sockets. The whole damn world revolves around Sockets. As long as Sockets feel a connection in some way with the lightbulb dynamic sure they can be here. I am all for inclusion and everything but this is practically the only place on earth (well I mean the internet) where lightbulbs/lytebulbs/lightboibs and those who love us can come together and just be ourselves and celebrate being bulbs in all of our bulbversity!

In Solidarity,

BulbDog



Don't you go all solidarity on me, Bulby. I know how you really are about sockets. You are a socketphobe in public, but I think you like to throw your legs up to Lightbulb Jesus.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 133266)
Thank you for your thoughtful post Arwen.

i must say.... Wait, first i must say this before i must say that which i was about to first say: this is coming from my me place and i really hope i don't offend any light bulbous types with my personal opinions that come only from my me place because i am not trying to pretend i know what it is like to be any bulb but the bulb i am because obviously i can only be my own light source and i have never been any other bulbous and so i wouldn't know the path that they light. Because it isn't my path to light. It's theirs. Not mine.

Having said that, i must say that your post has made me reflect on my bulbous privilege. and so now, i must apologize because i did not realize how special i am. i am sorry for being such a special lil bulb, and i promise to always keep the question mark inside my bulb lit brightly with a spotlight (if it is welcome here....is a spotlight welcome here?) so that others may know that i am reflecting upon my bulbousness.

I'm glad you have seen the light...bulb.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TenderKnight (Post 133302)
Thank you for this, Lady Snow.. You know, I have been following this thread for a while now and just can't keep quiet any longer..

Some of us here don't go for bulbs. Some, I for one, enjoy spending time in candle light.. Now, I will admit, I may be a little biased.. I have been burned by more then one sweet looking bulb.. It's always the same with them.. They come all cushined up in that lil box, looking all clear and full of potiential (that's another thing.. frosted bulb? EWW! They smell, you know..), I screw the bulb into my socket and it's all fine and dandy until one day, out of the blue, I flip the switch and she's gone. No note, no text, NOTHING!

I've never been let down by a candle.. Plus, candles are just plain HOT!

OK, that's all.. I'm sure that I'll get flamed for this, but I don't care.. My love for candles deserves space too!

-Tony, candle lover.

Okay. Tony, I'm really accepting of just about everything but I can't believe you would say this about bulbs. Just because you've had a relationship blow out on you doesn't mean all bulbs are like that. I think you need to give bulbs another chance.

Candles are just so...so...so...flamey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 133342)
Clearly. "I don't understand the point of this thread" is one of the posts that will pop up from time to time.

I don't understand the point of this post in this thread. Are you trying to dogpile?

Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133414)
nope:seeingstars:

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

I don't know what gives you the right to act like you own Diva's bulbs. She's a bulb of her own making and no one should alternate her current but her.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Organicbutch (Post 133539)
Thanks for posting the brownlight jesus. It make's LOC everywhere feel good.

You know, I don't see color. I just see bulbs. I think you have a hang up about this LOC thing that you need to look into. Maybe you could find a token white bulb to try?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 133718)
oh. fucking morphine.

About time you showed up...talking about bulbs is no fun without you.:hangloose:

amiyesiam 06-19-2010 12:36 AM

I don't know what gives you the right to act like you own Diva's bulbs. She's a bulb of her own making and no one should alternate her current but her.


Diva made herself? She isn't a factory bulb? Does that make her a godbulbess?

Are you seriously suggesting that Diva spend the rest of her life alternating her own current? She may not agree with ya on dat idea. Personally I am married so even if I wanted to alternate her current I really shouldn't. Sides I have my hands full alternating da butch bulb's current. Scorpios seem to have over active alternating currents.
Are you going to spend the rest of your life alternating your own current? well are ya? (ok really don't actually answer that question~ its is retorical)

Diva 06-19-2010 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam (Post 133739)
I don't know what gives you the right to act like you own Diva's bulbs. She's a bulb of her own making and no one should alternate her current but her.


Diva made herself? She isn't a factory bulb? Does that make her a godbulbess?

Are you seriously suggesting that Diva spend the rest of her life alternating her own current? She may not agree with ya on dat idea. Personally I am married so even if I wanted to alternate her current I really shouldn't. Sides I have my hands full alternating da butch bulb's current. Scorpios seem to have over active alternating currents.
Are you going to spend the rest of your life alternating your own current? well are ya? (ok really don't actually answer that question~ its is retorical)

Yes. It's true. They created my bulb and then broke the glass mold.

My current is OH so alternative and I'm secure enough with my wattage, thank You very much.

Scorpios.....damn generic bulb~busters.

<sniff> Thank You, Arwen...... Bulbs of a feather, light up together. <where's that damned wine smilie>


MsDemeanor 06-19-2010 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 133730)
I don't understand the point of this post in this thread. Are you trying to dogpile?

I'm not that kind of girl, and I resent the implication :raspberry:

It's clearly a puppy pile. Puppies are the best, and piles of puppies are the bestest of the best

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:

And, for anyone who dares to tell me to take the :dog: talk to a new thread, :thefinger:. If y'all can talk about friggin' chocolate :eatinghersheybar:then I can talk about :dog:

AtLast 06-19-2010 02:42 AM

Where the hell are the toggle-switches, dammit! Why are toggle-switches always denounced and demoralized?

adorable 06-19-2010 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gayla (Post 133712)
I really don't appreciate you bring my tyroid issues into this thread. Just because I shared a little of my struggle with everyone on Internet and posted public pictures on the Facebook and you does not give you the right to air my personal information with the entire planet.

QUESTION: Does tyroid = "Thank you roid" in text? Or were you channeling yoda in this post? Or are we doing some sort of age play right now? Just trying to clarify. I am reporting this post anyway because clearly you are being sassy. Oh wait, reporting this post am I, sassy you are. (in case we are speaking Yoda.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 133715)
this is about my liver failure isn't it? YES!!!

remember war of the roses fuckers. i hear the pate is excellent.

woof.

We were going to start a SF support thread, but you know how lazy we are - and after careful consideration about your love of lighting, we thought you would appreciate a heated (read: hot) lightbulb discussion from your brightly lighted room in ICU. Plus, the Admin's (insert eyeroll) around here have started charging for support threads and when we passed the hat, we only had enough for the keg OR the support thread. I knew you'd understand! We saved you a cup of beer though for when you get out! At least I think it's beer....get well soon! Seriously, do get well because ICU sucks monkey ass!!! So does liver failure for that matter. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 133718)
oh. fucking morphine.

YES!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 133758)
I'm not that kind of girl, and I resent the implication :raspberry:

It's clearly a puppy pile. Puppies are the best, and piles of puppies are the bestest of the best

:dog: :dog: :dog: :dog: :dog:

And, for anyone who dares to tell me to take the :dog: talk to a new thread, :thefinger:. If y'all can talk about friggin' chocolate :eatinghersheybar:then I can talk about :dog:

REPORTED!!! Allergies!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtLastHome (Post 133760)
Where the hell are the toggle-switches, dammit! Why are toggle-switches always denounced and demoralized?

REPORTED!!! Bulbist! Switchest! Cursist! Verbosist!

waxnrope 06-19-2010 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 133747)
Yes. It's true. They created my bulb and then broke the glass mold.

My current is OH so alternative and I'm secure enough with my wattage, thank You very much.

Scorpios.....damn generic bulb~busters.

<sniff> Thank You, Arwen...... Bulbs of a feather, light up together. <where's that damned wine smilie>


I see that there is an established preference for alternative currents. I'll just start a thread for those of us who are direct currents because clearly, we have no voice here. :seeingstars:

scootebaby 06-19-2010 07:53 AM

blah blah blah yada yada yada...thats all bulbs seem to do...lets face it-without us sockets you bulbs would have no use!

*posted by one who doesnt read entire threads before assuming and then forcing opinions(which will be enforced as fact) upon an entire group because im just that full of myself

Diva 06-19-2010 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 133825)
blah blah blah yada yada yada...thats all bulbs seem to do...lets face it-without us sockets you bulbs would have no use!

*posted by one who doesnt read entire threads before assuming and then forcing opinions(which will be enforced as fact) upon an entire group because im just that full of myself



Listen here, Scootebulb.....those of us who are single must be the socket AND the bulb..........

It's a cruel world for those of us who are addicted to high wattage.

So go on with Your Bulby McBulberson self.....jump in mid~thread....like so many before You.....and judge us all You like.

<sigh>



waxnrope 06-19-2010 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 133832)
Listen here, Scootebulb.....those of us who are single must be the socket AND the bulb..........

is that masturbulbate or masturbulbtory?


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