IF Chad came and knocked on my door today...

I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes.

I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

Haha! What a gracious host you are. I would definitely bring you a plate of Texas BBQ.

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I first bumped this thread to tease Chad about humming and dish clanging, but this really is a cute thread! I hope others post:praying:

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would go on a tour of funky independent movie theaters near me. Then we would hit the drive in movie theaters for evening entertainment and copious amounts of junk food from the concession stand.

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If Homoe came to my door today I would say come on in I am just making steak. We would spend the evening going over my entire collection.

If Stone Butch knocked on my door today, I would invite him in and treat him to fresh homemade chocolate chip cookies and milk.

Then we would chat and later go to the beach and watch peeps enjoying the water.

Then we would have dinner at a great local spot and sing kareoke!!!

:byebye:

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If Sweet Bliss knocked on my door I would invite her in and offer a hot or cold beverage. We would chat. We would go to the park overlooking the lake and watch the sailboats and feed the squirrels. We would then go out to a nice dinner, choice of her palate.

If Stone Butch knocked on my door, I'd check him out through peep hole on my door. I'd give him a welcoming hug, guessing cologne his wearing then politely invite him and tell him to make himself comfortable.

Gemme got skipped! Since she offered me a variety of delightful afternoon romps (seriously would love all of that) I'll answer the door for her in return.

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would offer her an Outshine bar. Then we would go visit a new little business near me that sells crafting supplies and all proceeds go to building a safe house for victims of sex trafficking. We would buy many things. Then, depending on the time of year, we'd take a little road trip and maybe go here or here or here

If legally_b1onde came to my door I'd invite her in for a smoothie or cup of tea, go out to the back yard to sit by the river, and get to know each other!

If easygoingfemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and ask her just how many pairs of underroos she owned......LOL

IF gemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and offer her something good to eat and drink. Then I'd suggest going to see a movie. After the movie we'd stop for some ice cream and sit and discuss the movie we'd just seen:movieguy:

If homoe knocked on my door I’d say through the closed door – We gave at the office. Unless looking out the peephole I saw homoe standing there in a clown suit, wearing “I’m a bad clown” makeup, with a bouquet of wilted flowers in one hand and a sign with the words “I heart you” printed on it in the other. In that case I would let out a blood curdling scream, quick brace the door and then fast be on the phone to - spilling it, tell some 911 operator all about it. This because I don’t know homoe from Adam and even if I did, well still that would be way creepy!

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door I'd holler come in, sit down, and brace yourself! Then I'd enter the room wearing my best haute couture garment designed by Christian Dior. As the look of disbelief crosses her face, I'd strike a pose and ask her to take my picture.

IF Bèsame knocked on my door I'd invite her in and we'd make a list of all the places we'd go to buy the best greeting cards. After shopping, I'd spring for lunch and perhaps we'd do a bit more shopping after fortifying ourselves.

A lazy Chihuahua and his lazy Daddy kicked back watching a very boring football game.

If Blade knocked on my door I'd say through the door - I'm sorry, FireSignFemme doesn't live here anymore, let me get you the new owner. Then I'd put my flat screen monitor in the window, crank up the speakers and play him this -

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door this afternoon (after I finish working), I'd invite her in for a piece of mince pie with rum sauce and would ask her advice on some upgrades I want to do to my femme cave.

Afterwards, I'd love to chat with her about movies, art, history, and theology.

If Gemme knocked on my door today..First my face would be like this :|..Then i would know I was seeing an ..:angel:

Brisa
 

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If you knocked on my door I'd say from behind it...' who's there'????

I'd say to you..The big bad wolf...

If deeds (aka the big bad wolf) knocked on my door today I'd invite you in to help (or watch) us plant some vegetables and flowers in container pots, and relax in the sun with a cool drink.

If Orema knocked on my door today....

I would invite you both in for a BBQ and some card games!

If MsTinkerbell knocked on my door today..I'd holler' come on in the door's open"!

I'd tell her to plop herself down in a easy chair and take a load off.

I'd fix her a good hearty lunch and then offer to accompany her back to her place and help pack a few boxes :eatinghersheybar:

If homoe knocked on my door, late this afternoon, I'd smile and invite hir in ..... we'd probably visit for a spell, but before too long. ..... I'd offer up the idea to go see if we could catch a movie , over on the west side of town, then go out to a nearby favorite bar & grill for eats and treats. : )

If girl dee knocked on my door, I would pull her inside for a big hug, talk to her for hours, and we would make some really good food to share.

If girl dee happened to come by, too, I'd simply just hug her and ask if she brought her dog with her! I'd offer her a nice tall glass of sun fruit tea and see if I had any puppy treats for her pup!

I'd even show you all my shades and let you try them on! :)

And, if ms tinkerbelly happened to come by, we'd be playing a few games of cards! We'll have to have something cool to drink too.


And I always keep cookies here at home.
I just bought some lovely fresh baked macaroons.

If katzchen knocked on my door I'd invite her in and offer her a cold or hot drink. Then I'd proceed to tell her all about Allport Cards in her neck of the woods! I'd go on and on and on till she prolly make some excuse for a fast exit....:giggle:

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would head right out on a tour of off beat alternative-indie movie theaters we have here, including, the drive-in options. Then we would probably go seek the best pad thai available.

If Easygoingfemme knocked on my door I'd invite her in and grill her all about her exercise regiment at work!

I'd ask her how many times she'd really beaten that elevator running up those stairs and had she ever fallen and skinned up her knees.:blink:

If Dee knocked on my door there would be gleeful hugging first and foremost. Then I'd examine her new tattoo. Then we would probably grab the dog and head out into the woods for a walk and talk a whole bunch.

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If moe knocked on my door I would say come on in , offer a cool or hot drink and ask "ok what can I cook you"? Steaks sound good to me with a salad eh.

Well, I am in the hospital, but if I were home, I'd offer SB some tea and watch the Royal Ascot with her. The Queen is looking fine in Robin's egg blue today. When the races were over, maybe some traditional country music.

I would love to talk with Martina, so if she knocked on my door today....

We would prepare a meal and sit in the lovely air conditioning, all the while discussing how our lives have changed as we have matured like fine wine.(f)