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LOL! Yes, tis true, we aren't as young as we use to be....Thinking about changing my name to CRS Butch.... Can't remember s**t Butch
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Whenever I listen to that new electronic dance music, it only puts me to sleep.
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When I have to get new glasses every two freaking years...ugh.
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When the size of my cake gets bigger to accomodate the candles.....I know I'm getting older.
And when the fire department is on stand~by out front after we light said candles, I know I'm getting older. And when the hot butch fire~fighter pats my shoulder and says, "Any time......Ma'am".....I know I'm getting older. |
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i :heartbeat: this thread.
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Me too! It helps with daily smiles!
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You know you are getting older when you go into Mc Donald's for a cup of coffee and the askk if you want the 55 cent senior cup......
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When old & classic TV/movies come on or are talked about the younger ones ask who that is or what it was about. When sales happen at Vitamin World. :phonegab: |
When it takes three weeks to get your new glasses from the opthamologist and until then you are using reading glasses that still do not increase the font enough. You then need to increase the magnification of the page. :-S
Side note: New glasses please hurry up and come home. LOL! |
ahem... when an evening of the hottest sex ever leaves you a) needing aspercream b) aching for days c) wanting more, More, MORE... LAWDHAVMERCY, but I do love that woman of mine!
anyone seen the heating pad? ( pssst, I miss you baby) |
When your arms are not long enough, and your back not nimble enough, your ears fail you, and your sleep is interrupted 2 or 3 times a night.
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(The heating pad is under the side table in the LR by your chair....) (psssstttt..... You might wanna rest up tonight and tomorrow... I will be home tomorrow night, I think... Yeeehawwwwww!) |
You know you are getting older when: ~ you do everything at a leisurely pace out of necessity not preference ~ you start thinking those security bars in the shower might be a good idea ~ you plan everything carefully to conserve energy and minimize injury ~ you have designated someone to erase your hardrive, and remove toys from the house after your demise.....before your family shows up. |
When you become obsessed with a game (on consoles/pcs/'pods, whichever is your poison) and play through the night and can't function the next day. *sighs and drags self off to the bath*
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Sometimes reality that I'm actually getting older hits me hard I tell you...
Finding out that at least 3 of my childhood friends are now grandparents. Seriously, I'm not old enough... am I?! :praying: |
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I definitely feel you on the careful planning. I have to reserve energy and divvy up parcels to ensure chores get done. This usually also requires making sure adequate disco nap time is in the schedule. |
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His reply.. : " This was a show?" :| |
My mouth's off switch is broke.....
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I knew I was old when this evening for the first time I saw the new Whoppee Goldberg commercial about Poise. I knew what she was talking about and did not flinch when I realized I am in the targetted market for those commercials.
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when my knees feel like they are made of broken glass grinding on nerve endings....
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I saw my neighbor and thought he got a hearing aid...my bad. It was a part of his cell phone (blue tooth). :jester: |
When I just want Justin Bieber to go away already (plus I have not even heard one of his songs yet and I don't want to and you can't make me, so there) :)
Melissa |
I was in a cigar/pipe bar yesterday. A guy was talking, and I thought he was talking to me. So I just answered him and we had a full length conversation only for me to discover he was talking on his bluetooth. I felt like an idiot. |
k, yeah this just happened to me today.
I made a list for the grocery store, I usually leave it home, but this time I remembered it. So far, so good right? Not. So, I get in the store, reached in my pocket, No list. I remembered I must have left it in my truck on the passengers seat. Sure enough I did. Sux getting old. |
I knew I had gotten older when I got an opportunity to drive a Mustang. The roar of the engine, the power of all those horses and that 5 speed manual transmission.....Once was enough....especially when having a really hard time getting out of the blasted thing.....I prefer my truck:|
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Made out the deposit slip to drop off at my bank on the way to the grocery the other day, thought I put both that and my wallet in my pocket. Drive down to the bank, and walk up to the teller. She waits, perhaps much too sweetly and understanding for my satisfaction, while I frantically search every pocket that I have. Finally I smile and tell her I will be right back. lol
Both were at home on the dresser of course. :eyeroll: |
I take my wallet out and organize all my debits for the week and figure my checking account........if I leave the house after that I always have to come back and get my wallet. Yes the ole man always forgets to put the wallet back in his pocket Sooooooooo agadamnvatin!
Also know that I'm getting older because I have like 10 hammers and need to do a project this afternoon and can't find a hammer anywhere. Where are all of the dang hammers! |
I'll loan ya one of my ten, if I can find them.
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I do remember my hot Sebring Convertible, didn't have any problems getting into it, just problems with getting pulled over constantly. ..those were the days. *sighs. |
When the ringing in my ears is louder than the phone...
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I can relate to this very thing! I can never find any of my hammers when I need them. What was really bad was when I couldn't my Framing air nailer!
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When ya fall asleep while masturbating! :wtf: :shocking:
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I've started to swear at the television.
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When you remember when Britney Spears could dance.
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http://www.popeater.com/2011/04/11/b...1_lnk3%7C55430 |
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I think my biggest problem (other than forgetting things, losing things, can barely get out of my car or bed without my knees and back sounding like a box of rice krispies, or the fact that I say "huh" or "excuse me?" a thousand times a day when people are talking to me) is that I officially have more white (no, not just gray, WHITE) hair than both of my parents combined. I was looking at it today because I've let the color grow out so I can change colors. I guarantee that if I did not dye my hair from now til LR, my formerly dark brown/black hair would be solid white. *le sigh* |
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