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My kittens! OMG! They are so hysterical!!!
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I havent worn a watch in years and time, per se, doesnt phase me much.
But I got up this morning to a reminder to push my clocks back an hour. In my sleepy-haventhadenoughcoffeeyet daze, I put them ahead an hour. When my brain awoke, I realize the mistake and was back to changing the clocks again with a few choice *&^% along the way. Now, I come here. My computer clock says 12:14pm. The site postings are an hour ahead. I just want to know WTF TIME IS IT?????? |
Lingering thoughts of yesterday... Picture if you will... When I found out that I was going to become a Nana I started working wth my two chihuahua's by pulling on various body parts... Yesterday it paid off... The Grand Duchess Myranda was laying on the floor and my little chocolate chihuahua got a little close... Close enough to have her tail grabbed and held firmly in my grand daughters little fist... When she tried to walk away she realized that she was *stuck*... she looked at me, looked at my daughter, then looked at Myranda... She then promptly sat down on Myranda's head until she let go... Then turned around and licked her face and walked away... Priceless... |
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Sister Wives
Thoughts of last night! Went to a bar type place to celebrate a friend's birthday. We are a group of 8. 6 lesbians and 2 gay men. This straightlaced couple comes up next to us. They so happen to get a drunk because it is their anniversary. You can tell they are looking extra hard at our group. Anyhow, we start making up bizarre crap to tell them just to mess with them. One of which was that we are Lesbian Mormons and all sister wives. The look on their faces was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the end of the night we had this woman convinced she needed to join. (my apologies if this post offends anyone. but really that is what continues to crack me up today!!!!)
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interpreting typos
Thank goodness I am fluent in "typonese" :spank: :rofl: |
Waking up to this text: "I haz big dick. It iz bootyfull!" :sunglass::giggle: |
Texts from Snow. I am seeing double.
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Janeane Garofalo. Organic had one of her stand up routines on during his lunch and I listened to it as I bustled about.
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Watching people scramble in the parking lot, jockeying so that they won't have to walk an extra 10 feet............
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a kid in walmart
This kid about 8 wanted to get a soda pop and his mom said no, no soda. He said but I'm thirsty. His mom said fine get some juice or something. So he comes back with a red bull. His mom said , no way, I said juice. He said no you said juice or something, this would be or something. hahahah
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Myself, trying to upload some new photos to FB. I am just not good at this stuff! Will try again... cute ones of my two cats and another of Frog Dog.. oh, and a couple of me actually that are OK. LOL, at that "OK" stage of life....
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While reading the what did you have for dinner thread, I read meat stuffed pee's. I'm going meat stuffed pee's? What the heck is that? What the hell kind of pee is big enough to stuff meat into? After rereading it it was meat stuffed pie's. Chuckling then I did have a good laugh at myself.
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While standing in the busy cashier line yesterday; someone was trying to describe how I could chop up the ham:
Me: "...should I use the food processor this time?" Someone, with a deep thoughtful look on their face: "Oh, you can use that thang"...('talking with their hand' in a chopping motion) Me: laughing hard, "What thang?" Someone: "You know, that cleavage. I CRACKED up, watched a silly "oh shit!" look appear on their face... Me: "You mean CLEAVER! silly goof! We know what you are thinking about now!" The look on their face was priceless! When we walked out, they said "there was a lot of people standing there?" "Yeah, you shoulda seen the lady behind you!" |
Chuckling...cleavage....cleaver whatever, it's all the same they can both get you in trouble
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Connecting with a new friend who asked Me what kind of food I liked so I said anything ukrainian ~ her response was "perogies!"
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Near the end check out the guy that was kicked! LMAO!
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The staggering is a symptom of a concussion. And this is funny how? |
The dogs and the respiratory therapist!!
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FYI- the staggering is also a symptom of getting knocked on one's ass and trying to get up too fast. The guy was there voluntarily and I happen to like the sport and YES I thought it was funny.
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while spraying air freshener this evening......I was holding the can backwards and sprayed the air freshener in my hand instead of in the direction it was intended
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shaking my head and laughing at how some vacations never end....or end up...
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Craig's List has been down and no one can sell, rent, etc. It's like a national emergency on their helpline everywhere. I swear, if you want to learn about how it may go down in real time, you should check out all the drama there!
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Watching...
Jeff Dunham's Spark of Insanity and Arguing with Myself
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Almost forgot this happened...
Imagine this...It is starting to get dark on the mountain...Someone hears the rustling of leaves on the front deck. I start walking toward the front door to check it out. Someone in the background said, "be careful because bears do come up on the deck" My heart began to race and I shut the front door FAST! Picture me trying to peak around the door as I open it slowly. Thank goodness there was nothing out there.
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listening to my roomie say "a-kurns" instead of acorns! :cheesy: And getting CRACKED in the head by falling a-kurns!! No Freckin' Wonder the dog jumped when he got hit!!! *ducks - n - runs as my roomie reads this!* :runforhills: :cheesy: |
A mental picture of my roomie being "treed"!! http://pet.health.officelive.com/ima...0in%20tree.jpg |
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Pink's Hammer Time pants
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Willie just snotted in Sweets face....she says sneezed, it looked like snot to me and besides she said ewwwwwwwwwww so I know he got her good
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