I got to ask
 

now would be doing those things all at the same time?

I don't look at my fingers when I type. I am too busy looking at the keys. But I am pretty fast, does that count?

I will NEVER EVER eat peanut butter. #shudder

Me either im allergic!!"


I will never be caught spoiling my granbabies oh wait yes i will lol

This thread is funny as it somewhat implies things a person woild actually do in life however just hide it so that they dont get "caught" makes me laugh a little

There are a few things in life that i woukd never do because of my honor, integrity and respect.

I woukd never
start.a.vicious rumor
Lie
cheat
steal
play games with someones heart
speak half truths
Put you down
call someone a whore
use violant language against another

Oops on the typo's

The glory of being human typo's happen

Use a hashtag.

(Its a damned pound sign)

Voting Tory

I will never be caught buying a lottery ticket.

I will never be caught leasing instead of buying (it makes no financial sense)

I will never be caught:
being someone I am not.

True. Might make a great reality show, "Pick Me ", or dangerous reality show, "Flick Off ".
:fart:

Sidebar:
 

I loved this part the best! :rrose:

Picking my nose in public.
Chewing with my mouth open....I HATE when people do this, it's a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

I love peanut butter milkshakes !!! And peanut butter ice cream. Oh and peanut butter cup cakes. And Reese's peanut butter easter eggs, come to think of it, I love peanut butter anything.

You will NEVER CATCH ME dropping peanut butter in my cleavage near JAGG.

See? No one caught me! :pointing:

I will never be caught refusing to take a long hard look at myself. If someone takes the time and the risk to tell me about something I am doing that is problematic or hurtful or upsetting in some way I will always hear them. I will open myself up to the reality that I need to change something about what I am doing if for no other reason than it is causing someone else pain. And then to the best of my ability I will make that change. I guarantee that at the very least I will stop what it is I am doing that is harming someone else. Sometimes it is hard to make the connection and it may take a couple of tries before I can see the pattern well enough to catch duplicate incidents.

On the other hand, I will never be caught compromising something I believe in because it makes someone else uncomfortable. I will never be caught choosing to avoid confrontation because it’s just easier.

I say what I mean, I mean what I say, but I will try not to say it mean. I am only human and sometimes I do. For that I will apologize. However I will never be caught unsaying any part but the part where I was mean.

Learning to navigate that space between my needs and the needs of others is tricky. But I will never ignore the fact that my behavior affects others. I am responsible for my actions and my words and I have an obligation as a social being to take the feelings of others into consideration. I also have an obligation to myself. But these are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

In the words of Polonius in Hamlet "To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."( I like to say any one personally)

And my true self seeks to be compassionate and kind as well as honest and resolute in my convictions

I will NEVER be caught kissing a girl without using TOUNGE!!!!! :drool:

MB

Wearing a man thong. Because that is just eeew. Hilarious, but gross.

Wearing yellow or having items that are yellow - including flowers - in the house.

Don't know why, but I just can't stand the colour.

Never be caught smooching on the first date.

Unless you are Goddesses gift to my universe. Then all bets are off.

Friendly warning. :)

Spitting.
Drinking milk from the container.
Voting Republican.
Eating grapefruit.
Not eating on a date.
Not having an open mind.
Making fun of a child.
Going to the bathroom. I don't care how intimate we are, there are some secrets I intend on keeping.

Sitting through and paying attention to an entire sports game of any sort

Funny One!
 

I wouldn't be caught . . . . wearing a dress!

I wouldn't be caught . . . . wearing make up!

I wouldn't be caught . . . . hanging out with a spider!

I wouldn't be caught . . . . dating a girl that talks about her ex more than her friends zzzzzzz!

I would't be caught . . . . . wearing a thong! Ouch! :seeingstars:

I wouldn't be caught . . . . looking like a girl! No offense intended I love love girls and their femininity, for sure the higher species :praying:

I wouldn't be caught with no boxer shorts on . . . . . unless it was an imperative hard packing emergency situation . . . . :sunglass:

xx

Someone else without a tattoo!

saying
 

no when I mean yes

Serving Fried Chicken and having a glitter wedding :|
No SIReeeeeeeeeeeee Princess Belle <3

big baby.

http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/...kp85nenccv.gif

and I will never be caught dead thread stalking my bestie's and then... crying about it.
Or derailing a thread by being a BABY!

You will NEVER CATCH ME turning down chocolate. :rofl:

You will never catch me eating snails, ewwwww!!!

Making ornaments from their empty shells yes.

.......
 

Saying never :fallenangel:

I don't like to use the word NEVER but I will NEVER be caught bringing a cat into my house. NEVER!

I'll never be caught "paying to pay".. That's when your utility company or bank etc tries to charge you for sending you a snail mail bill or statement rather than communicating it online.

Eating brussel sprouts, stewed tomatos, lima beans, or raisins.

Getting drunk. I like a cold beer now and then, but getting drunk does not appeal to me.

Smoking . Nasty!!!!!

Driving slower than I am forced to.

Going to poetry recital
Going to one of those "re-enactment medieval festival"
Getting a crystal healing
Pretending to be a princess
Swooning

NEVER be caught smoking
NEVER have someone smoke in my house or car
NEVER call my girl a derogatory name
NEVER swear at my girl
NEVER share my girl