oh, I was thinking that a soda malt was a few scoops of ice cream in a tall glass with soda poured over it, then topped by a maraschino cherry. I might not know exactly what that fountain type drink is called, but that's what I was trying to describe. :)

Oh if it's root beer soda that would be a root beer float, very enjoyable I might add :hangloose:

Because money talks!

Why do zombies get nervous around naked people?

That's just an act, secretly zombies are dirty ole pervs!

Why is it that the smallest, tiniest. person who barely weights a hundred pounds soaking wet always sounds like an elephant walking across the floor when they are your upstairs neighbor?

because they want to have space
why worms don't talk?

Because they signed an Non-disclosure agreement and are gagged!

Why is it, that person in front of you, at the drive-thru window, holds up the line asking a million questions while you're just wanting to get a soft drink and be on your way?

because the universe want to tell you something😅
Why alexia talks so much?

Alexia is an "A" type personality, she must talk it's her nature, it's all about Alexia......:giggle:

Why is it that, no matter whatever line you pick at the grocery check-out it always ends up with some sna·fu?

because it's the rule to make you lose it 😅
Why lucky luke was ao silent?

Lucky Luke really was so lucky! As a small child his mother cut his tongue out..:|

Why is that my checking account NEVER balances?

because the little mouse have yet to pay you back 😅
Why the paper never wins?

Because rock, and scissors are stronger!

Why do you always hurt the one you love?

Because you can't control everything 👀☺
Why the sun is so faaaaarrrrr?

The sun has always been known to be anti-social!

Why is it that when a person goes shopping and has extra $$ in their pocket to spend they never find anything to buy, but when they shop while pinching pennies, they find tons of stuff they'd love to buy?

Bring it to zero, it will balance.

What is the best set water temperature if you have a dishwasher?

cold water to show them were to go😅
Where can you find a penny?

As long as someone else is washing the dishes, they can set the temp at whatever they wish!

Why is it, that the grocery cart you select is ALWAYS the one with that funky wheel thingy?

you've been hypnotized once getting in ☺
Why jeans are called jeans?

Because it just wouldn't sound right if they were called Bills..

Why does the heel on a high heel shoe always break off at the most inopportune time?

to make you heel much master 😅
Why donald is always grumpy?

Cause he isn't Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy, though he is Dopey.

What's faster: a two wheel cart with 1 horse or a 4 wheel cart with 4 horses?

Sidebar: We have an Alexia, so today I asked her if she considers herself an "A" type personality. She answered in the affirmative......:hangloose:

Two wheel cart with one horse The horse knows he's top dog!

Why does it always rain right after a car wash?

because rain like to thank you 😅
why earth isn't plate?

Earth isn't plate because it was voted down!

Do people say "god bless you" when Trump sneezes?

No, they make a sign of the cross because it’s like the devil sneezing.

Why is there a “b” in the word debt?

Comes from debit

Why do some chin hairs grow faster than others?

It's a conspiracy actually to see how long it takes for a female to run for a pair of tweezers to get rid of them!

Why is it that whatever we seem to be looking for is ALWAYS found in the last place we look?

Because 'said item" has had enough fun at our expense and decides to show up!

How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate?

The taker only has one foot.

Why take two when you only need one?

Because things made in this day and age are shoddy workmanship and tend to break or breakdown hence always good to have a spare!

What there really a Mr Murphy regarding "Murphy's Law" of anything that can go wrong will go wrong?

Yes, his first name was Ernie and he was also a magician—you should have seen some of his tricks.

How many jokes do you have in your arsenal?

Zero original, I steal jokes from wherever I can get them!

Learning English must be a nightmare! Why do we call it a haircut when all hairs are being chopped off and not a hairs cut?

I have no idea what the answer might be, BUT for sure next time I walk into my favorite clip-joint, I'm requesting a hairs cut!

Why is it, even tho we have countless clothes in our closets, for the main part we tend to gravitate to the same few pairs of jeans and tops?

because routine and laziness is too much stuck ☺
Why soda flavored pop corn doesn't exist?

Because Jones Soda in Seattle hasn't thought of it YEt, give em time, they will!


When a Doctor or Lawyer conduct themselves in their profession, they call it practicing. Why? When are they going to start for real?

Because they're repeating their sentences before starting 😅
Why earth is called earth ?

All the other planet names were taken.

When will this election finally be over?

When the trump card will be lost 😅
When will shit hit the fan?