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After getting my nest made to watch the Cowboys, I threw the foot of the recliner up, Skip crawled up on my lap, I covered us up and then said DAMN Skip where's Daddy's glasses. I was ticked off I had everthing like I wanted it and didn't have my glasses.
No problem I can make the words on the screen bigger. I turned on my tablet, chuckles...get ready for this, raised the tablet up to read and saw my glasses sitting on top of my head in my reflection in the tablet. SMH and LMAO |
Mom!
She called to check my pulse, she always says that.
Mom: Did you have lab today? Me: no Mom that's tomorrow. Mom: I got my oil changed today, I know, I'm such a baller. Lmao she's 81 |
This:
http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/im...13/dogbutt.jpg The new must-have accessory for your pet's butthole. http://www.dailydot.com/lol/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/ |
Late night nose taps accompanied by "Boop!"
Had me laughing so hard my cheeks hurt and I couldn't breathe |
Taking the Dogs out just a few min ago and the Whippet launches her self off of the deck and clears the back of the Sheppard:blink: you should have seem the look on the Sheppard's face she was like what the hell just happened I swear I almost cried I was laughing so hard
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The play-by-play text messages
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Lard!
Everything that we don't like has lard in it! Lol |
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Kindergarten boy just grabs the prettiest girl in class & kisses her right on the lips. Even funnier was me trying to keep a straight face and be the adult! I just said, "Look, I know she's pretty but you can't do that at school!" Lol
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me, but I've sworn myself to secrecy not to talk about it to anyone but myself.
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My daughter blowing bubbles and our dog trying to jump up and bite them. Lol
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So I was lawn mowing.. and 3 squirrels we're trying to retrieve their nuts they buried.
So they run on every pass I made. And got to barking at me because I'm out on their yard! One even stood there barking at the mower. |
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Asking a question and it being playfully avoided...
In the end, it all got turned around and I ended up answering the question before the person that was originally asked...LOL really need to stop giving into the pout |
My cousin's girlfriend sending me a request on Facebook to like her sex shop business in Europe. Lol Um, no, I don't think so. Can't wait to tell my mom! :giggle: (Not that I'm opposed to them, just not gonna advertise it!)
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You'd have to know to understand... But still. Heheh! |
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