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News crap gives me a headache. May I please go back to sports. It's infinitely more interesting than politicians, the legality of bingo and other various and asundry things. *sigh*
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OH MY WORD!! LOL Bending over a 5gal bucket of mastic is EXACTLY how I got high! I was sitting on the gym floor cross legged...with a bucket that was almost empty... mastic is VERY sticky... so I clamped my legs around the bucket and reached in with the trowel with my head just above the bucket... it only took a few moments to make me "VERY LOOPY!" Lesson: Be careful bending over buckets! Ya don't wanna be as LOOPY as Ms. Sweet in her pink hardhat and oversized steel-toed boots! |
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But I LOVE it! No proof of event.... only pictures taken by the boss of me standing ontop of a 6' high cinder-block wall just when I was about to rip into the kid that was high on freon, when he nearly knocked me off said wall. The boss didn't make me 'fore-woman' without good cause! Making me fore-woman is why he said I had to wear a pink hardhat...so he could pick me out of the crowd!!! (HEY, I was the only woman and the only one with size DD bra!!...why did I need that hardhat... cuz I really admired Mr. Baldwin and it was all in good fun!) But I was FUNNY ontop that wall...all scared of heights and grabbing onto the nearest fence pole while I screamed at that kid. All in good fun!!! I learned SO MUCH at Job Corps, not just my trade.... but how to get high WITHOUT even trying! LOL!! Quote:
Nope, sorry sweetie... Job Corps wasn't accustomed to women requesting to be in construction trade classes, so they only had large men's size boots and large uniforms (I was less than 100lbs... so I had LOTs of room in my boots and uniform!)... ohhhh my feet hurt so bad!! But I think my big boots and sassy-ness kept me from falling off that wall! |
When your feeling weak. And life is making you appear small. Do whatever it takes, to make yourself mighty! http://www.software-dungeon.co.uk/im...picturesss.jpg |
I now am indebted to the old man bastard who hovers around at our job. He was the only one still at the paper when the pre-press guys discovered an error on one of our sports pages. Ever tried to talk a non-computer type through a complicated program? Damn. Just damn.
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If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were. http://www.onlinehomestudies.com/blo.../07/angel2.jpg Mariah Carey - Butterfly When you love someone so deeply They become your life It's easy to succumb to overwhelming fears inside Blindly I imagined I could Keep you under glass Now I understand to hold you I must open up my hands and watch you rise Chorus Spread you wings and prepare to fly For you have become a butterfly (Oooh) Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me We truly were meant to be, so spread your wings and fly Butterfly Verse 2 I have learned that beauty Has to flourish in the light Wild horses run unbridled Or their spirit dies You have given me the courage To be all that I can And I truly feel your heart will Lead you back to me when you're Ready to land Chorus Spread your wings and prepare to fly For you have become a butterfly (Oooh) Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me, we truly were meant to be So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly) Butterfly (butterfly) Bridge I can't pretend these tears Aren't overflowing steadily I can't prevent this hurt from Almost overtaking me But I will stand and say goodbye (stand and say goodbye) For you'll never be mine Until you know the way it feels to fly Chorus Spread your wings and prepare to fly For you have become a butterfly (Oooh) Fly abandonedly into the sun (fly to the sun) If you should return to me (I will know you're mine) We truly were meant to be (spread your wings and fly) So spread your wings and fly Butterfly (my butterfly) Chorus Spread your wings and prepare to fly For you have become a butterfly Fly abandonedly into the sun If you should return to me We truly were meant to be (you and I) So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly) Butterfly So flutter through the sky Butterfly Fly Spread your wings and fly Butterfly. |
I was almost shocked when I went to Wal~Mart this evening at midnight ~ THINKING it would be rather quiet......and seeing all KINDS of children there...crying and squealing and running amok through the aisles.....
What manner of heinous fuckery was THAT!??!?!?! :argue: Get those children in BED! Holiday, SCHMOLiday!!!! :eatthebunny: |
DEDICATION
Today is my parents 59th Wedding Anniversary. My Mom wanted me to look up this poem for her and my father - and print it for them. I would just like to share it here too. I was very fortunate (and I know I mention this often, my love for them) to have such wonderful, loving and caring parents. They truly have become my best friends. And if it wasn't for them, HONESTLY - I really wouldn't fully understand what "unconditional love" IS, as I now know it to be. So, I thank them for ALL they've given to me, to us kids. __ Please open and read if you like. SMILE... I like to share! http://www.healingheart.net/poetry/go_first.html :rose: *I love you Mom and Dad. |
Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake] Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass. :cracked::cracked: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hmm...watching the old "Annie" they really didn't have anything nice to say to or about Sandy huh? fuck... "dumb dog" "dumb-looking" "champion, anything but" "kittens would frighten him" it still astonishes me he bothers to cross the street to her after that song.. |
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I may or may not have bought LIME GREEN PEEPS at the Wal~Market last night at midnight~thirty.
That's what one does at the Wal~Market at midnight~thirty. Just sayin'....:thinking: Heinous fuckery ensues. |
We have some awesome people on this Planet. Saying thanks:pile::superman::goodscore: and a shout out to all that make it such a great place.
FemineAllure just donated PETSMART GIFT CARDS, totaling $200. Jake Tulane just donated 7 more: "Jakes Breast Cancer Awareness Bracelets ( pink cat's eye and pearls with a solid sterling silver pink Breast Cancer Awareness ribbon charm on each. Way to go Jake. A reminder of how important awareness and annual screenings are IMO, and Hi 5 to Rainbowchick who is doing the 60 miles for Breast Cancer Awareness walk. |
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Whoever invented hummus is right next in line to the person who invented feta as the most brilliant foodie.
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Today, I use the power tools. And the wood glue.
Today is Butch Day For The Diva....... But I'm wearing my cute sage green capris and cute little sneakers. But I'm SWEATING! (Who the hell invented THAT!) :whoop: |
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