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I was gone from the house almost all day Saturday ...but once I had to return to pick something up then head to the Salon...when I drove up the long drive lane, past the large chicken hutch that's surrounded by a 40'x10' x6'high chain link fence, I found 2 VERY FAT squirrels in there stealing from the chickens!!
When I got out of the vehicle and fussed, they went crazy trying to find their way out, running up the fence and hitting their heads on the plastic "cherry tree netting" that covers the roof, and eventually pushed their way thru holes in the netting. These are the same fat squirrels that I had caught stealing from a little hen that I have in a small fence to recover from a leg injury. Another thing that cracks me up is all the chickens were oblivious to the squirrels... but they will try to flog the tiny wild sparrows that like to share their corn. |
My Momma cracked me up. The other day she mentioned that she wanted to start exercising more, but didn't want to go walking by herself or with my dad because she couldn't keep up with him (he walks super fast). This weekend I bought an exercise video for her and took it over after work today. I stuck around and did the video with her, and y'all, she was working it! She was shaking that booty something fierce...lol. We had fun, and I am going to start going over there to do the video with her as often as I can. :)
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The baby goats LOVE Cheerios!! It was toooo funny to see them curious about what was in my hands, how they would stretch their little necks, nuzzle my hand...and when I put the honey nut Cheerios in their bowl...they used their soft tender lips to pick them up one at a time..quickly discovering they LOVE Cheerios with their fresh banana.
It cracks me up how curious and smart they are. |
The forwarded emails I received. Dangerously laughing it's going to cause a gut rupture.
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The things I read around here!
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The forums here and people who seem to can't make up their minds about their profiles!
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I was looking through Netflix for stuff to watch and it suggested Portlandia...
Omg...how have I never seen this show before?? It's friggin hilarious! |
My dog made me laugh when jumped in the air càuse she just had a bath
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One of the baby eagles we have been watching for the last 3 months, flew off yesterday - out of necessity rather than choice. He had fallen off a branch on Saturday and spent 24 hungry and frustrating hours on a branch below the nest. Reports from the ground are saying he is doing well, working on his flying skills, and meeting the neighboring blue jays and hawks that have a hazing thing going on. Tho he is flying well, his landings leave a lot to be desired: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...69c528314a.jpg If he makes it back to the nest, he will be pleased to know his still nesting sibling is leaving half eaten rodents for him to munch on. |
Watching a gentleman beat out a meter reader giving him a ticket. Score one for the team. Haha As we toasted his miraculous feat! :tea:
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Being informed that beating a meter reader is a federal crime.
Beat out a meter reader- The art of rushing to the meter to feed it change before the meter reader can print out a ticket. :goodluck: Ice cream anyone? My treat. |
This adorable little girl is giving it all she has GOT. :superfunny:
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EGOISTE - laughing for days
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I went to go see "A Midsummer's Night Dream".
The production was interactive with the audience and very fun. VERY traditional. So very Asheville :) I may have hurt something from laughing so much! |
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That was supposed to be NON traditional. Some of the actors wore sequins and cutoffs... No more posting when I'm tired! I also forgot the 's Night's dream...too late to edit. My inner school marm is going cray cray...meh |
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LOL! Her choreography is way better than the actual stuff too! |
BEIJING (AP) — Rules making it easier to file lawsuits in China have led to a new concern over frivolous claims, such as one in which a man says actress Zhao Wei stared at him too intensely through his TV set.
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Having a conversation, recapping our day. He says, I'm so sore. I ask why. Apparently he was up and down the later most of the day. Hmmm, so what were you working on? We're you taking things up and down the ladder. He says, no I was doing floor work.
What? floor work ? I thought you said you were on the ladder? I was, just checking to see if you were listening to me. Ha ha! On to next subject, after we laughed. I have the day off, if you need me to come pick you up, I'll take you to your appointment. He says, sure, you can drive around Mr Lazy. Ok, I tel, you what, I'll pull up in the front, get out, walk into the lobby. I'll be the one holding the card that's says..pick up, Mr. Lazy! How is that funny guy? We had our share of laughs this morning! |
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