museum

wyr have a turtle or a lizard as a pet?

Doesn't a funicular go up and down at an angle and a train go side to side (or something)? I'll take the train, in any case.

WYR: Work for the Government or live off a big fat government pension?

Live off the big fat government pension but wisely

WYR work till you are 75 or retire early?

retire early.

wyr wear boots or sandals?

Sandals.

Would you rather have a bad haircut or a self tan gone wrong?

Bad haircut.

Would you rather get a haircut from a 9 year old or someone who's 90 years old?

Tough choice! I guess 90 years old.

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? :vampire: :wolf:

Not be in love at all.

Would you rather be unable to close your mouth or your eyes?

An arm

WYR wrestle a bear or a snake?

A snake...as long as it's not a boa constrictor. :D

WYR roll around in used kitty litter or rub yourself with vomit? :o

They both sound fast....Lamborghini?

WYR do a polar bear plunge, or walk on hot coals?

Polar bear plunge.

Would you rather listen to violins playing off key or a chorus of children?

Elbow

WYR have a bruised knee or a bruised ego?

knee

wyr eat broccoli or asparagus for the rest of your lifetime.

no touch, I guess, since no sense of smell prohibits tasting your food ( I think)...what a terrible choice that would be to have to make...

wyr:eat Thai food prepared by an Indian chef or Indian food prepared by a Thai chef?

Indian food prepared by a Thai chef...i don't like Thai food.

WYR swim like a duck, or fly like a bird?

OK, I'm no ornithologist (just love those big words) but aren't ducks, birds; and don't ducks fly? What are all those hunters shooting at up there? Now I feel like a dead duck. lol

WYR swim like a live duck or fly like a potentially dead duck?

Swim like a live duck

WYR be a snake or pet rock?

A pet rock—I like being petted :)

Would you rather fall while walking across a stage in front of hundreds of people or would you rather get uncontrollable hiccups while making an important speech in front of hundreds of people?

fall.

wyr have a pet bird who is super loud 24/day or a dog who whines 24/day?

A dog that whines

WYR have a snake or a lizard?

A lizard...I would hate to have to feed mice or rats to a snake.

Would you rather be forced to wear these boots
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or this hat everywhere you go?
http://www.crazy-ursula.com/wp-conte...zy-hats-13.jpg

:drool: Where ever did you find these lovely getups?

I would have to go with the hat. It's got a bird on it and it looks a lot more comfortable. :)

WYR wear fruitcake or eat fruitcake?

Saw an NPR article today about the pointy Mexican boots. Apparently they are a thing now. The bird hat was a random internet find. :D

Eat I suppose, as long as I had a good chaser. Not sure how I would wear it. Lol.

WYR have a bloody mary or a mimosa?

Bloody Mary please

WYR drink a Jagerbomb or a Whiskey shot?

whiskey, especially if i'd just been shot.

wyr: be a hummingbird or an eagle?

Whiskey, especially if I'd just been shot.

WYR: be a hummingbird or an eagle?

A hummingbird, drinking sweet necter all day! ;)

WYR...hike in the mountains, or walk on the beach?

Hike in the mountains

WYR go kayaking or deep sea fishing?

deep sea fishing.

wyr eat a can o' worms or a jar o' beetles?

Can o worms

Wyr eat a bug filled mud pie or a gigantic veggie plate?

veggie plate.

wyr watch a horror film or a psychotic thriller?

horror film

WYR watch a comedy or drama movie?