i snag those ikea golf pencils by the handful - i'm the reason you can never find one when you need one


i miss those bins in the back of radio shack where you could stop by and grab switches, knobs, transformers and such for wimsy sunday afternoon projects


there are a bunch of youtube videos, posted by strangers, of me doing the thriller dance - that's all i will say about that


i use a polyphasic sleep pattern of a core 3hrs and 3 - 20 min naps throughout the day


i have a synesthetic perception of sounds - i can actually feel their texture

1. I have an exercise bike in my bedroom that I haven't ridden in probably two years.
a. Doesn't everyone?
b. Anyone want it?

2. Most of my celebrity crushes on are guys.

3. I once nearly set the house on fire during sex. Like... for real. Flames and everything.

4. Someone once printed out my personal ad on OKCupid and showed it to her friends so they could vote on whether the author (me) was crazy or hilariously brilliant. Luckily, most voted for brilliant.

5. I'm a total Broadway fanatic, and I was lucky enough to see "Book of Mormon" two weeks ago -- amazing!

I want a boxer female puppy.

I am not a cat person

Cat allergies are the only thing I'm allergic too

I won't swim in a lake or anywhere I can't see the bottom

I'm a big sissy when it comes to rats spiders and especially snakes.

ok so i like this thread..
 

many people think i am a hard person to get to know..

i think many people neither listen or watch enough..

the term "two steps forward one step back" doesn't work for me..(this equates to very little progress to me)..

i wont cheat, lie, or steal..people who do piss me off..

i love sour candy...

I can be secretive when I think your up to no good.

Animals have my heart.

I am allergic to onions.

I would paint the world pink in a heartbeat.

My iPhone is my weakness... if that battery dies someone is gonna hear it.

Inspite of my seriousness about things If people take the time to ...

Find out im a real crack up
love sour pickles
grade b horrow movies
a horse lover
My fur kids rule.

(-1-) I learned to play and Love the card game " UNO " during Hurricane Andrew

(-2-) I never bothered with Euchre, even in College, with a few baby dykes tryin to teach.....I was busy....Watchin' a boi tryin' really hard {pisspoor subtle, but i give credit -lol-} to grab my attention....

(-3-) I'll play Rummy 500 till dawn..

(-4-) My brother and I occasionally would disconnect the telephone and continue playing "Stratego" during school days [Our mother received a few phone calls when I was truant..]

(-5-) I detest Monopoly....that's about it

1. i thought i was scared of snakes but i actually like them. there is a bullhead living under the concrete in our backyard and i find myself looking for him (maybe wanting to be-friend him?) when i am out gardening. :)

2. i am a RAGING hippy at heart! :hangloose:

3. i believe medical marijuana should be available to anyone suffering from chronic pain. let's work on getting rid of the stigma attached to this holistic, naturally healing plant.

4. i have a smallish lip balm problem and would venture to guess i have upwards of ten tubes in my purse at any given time.

5. saying no is very difficult for me. but i am getting better and better at it with practice! :)

1. I like my coffee cream only.
2. I'm funny
3. Women who travel with a u-haul scares me.
4. I love chocolate chip cookies.
5. I bite my lip when I dance.

1. I am a fanatic about the Tudors (the real people, not the miniseries)

2. I think I have every CD Moby has ever put out

3. I love me some Mazzy Star (every CD there, too)

4. My dream trip is rafting in Kyrgyzstan (and it just might happen with me and a close friend there)

5. I met Mikhail Tal, world chess champion in the early 60's (no, I didn't play him).

1. I love r and b music.
2. I'm very sensitive.
3. I love a Femme who stands up for her butch.
4. I love a demure Femme with a dirty girl side.
5. Your Mom would marry me.

1- I'm fond of some countries Royalty, their protocols, traditions, pageantry. {I'm not, however, fond of their scandals or rumors.}

2- While I enjoy Anthropomorphic Art/Stories and/or Cosplay, I'm not a "Furry", in any way.

3- I like BOTH Star Wars & Star Trek, however, if my arm were twisted, choose The Force I shall indeed, hmpf.

4- I collect Hot Wheels/ Matchbox/ Tonka cars-trucks....

5- For the last time, Yes, I date both Femmes AND butches/bois, and yes, I'm Stone Butch. {No, I don't "Switch" :leatherflag:}

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I have never had a long term relationship

I'm not a morning person

I'm a perv lol

I have small hands and feet

I love chewing minty gum

And here's five more lol

I love Mexican food but can't handle spicy

I played piano growing up

I am moody

I'm a Gemini

I never know when a femme is flirting with me