I had an inkling it might be an interesting day....
 

...when my bra completely broke in the back 15 minutes after arriving at work this morning. lol, but I didn't want to go back home - not worth fighting traffic - so I just set them free from their spandex prison for the day.

(I did try a safety pin, but I can't reach that area very well).

It reminded me of the time in junior high school when I was wearing a front closure bra and when I raised my hand to address the class it opened up like Moses parting the mighty Red Sea, lol.

Good thing I'm much more comfortable with my body now. And content in the knowledge that there is no sense in aspiring towards any illusion of dignity; because it just isn't going to happen, lol.

And Casual Friday!

lol, maybe I'll get a raise....

THIS cracked me up! I needed the laugh...thank you :)

soo happy these things are NOT part of MY wardrobe

Willing to leand a helping hand or two.
 

You should have called. I would have helped. ;)

NAUGHTY!!


but very thoughtful lol

Wrang1er, you're a true humanitarian. Thank you, lol.

Gemme,
Frankly, I didn't really have much faith in the structural integrity of the safety pin, anyway....

http://freshdelmonte.com/wp-content/...s_melons_2.jpg vs.

https://cdn-img-3.wanelo.com/p/343/f...7/x200-q90.jpg


lol, in all honesty it wasn't that noticeably inappropriate or I would have run home - I live nearby.

Glad everyone got a good chuckle out of my adventure; this is just another day in the life of me, lol.

Attention teachers: Never assign your class to paint "candlelight."

*chuckle *chuckle

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQOzDukUYAEU5Qz.jpg:large

One of my sweet kitties was curled up in the bathroom trash can with a roll of toilet paper. She is relentless when it comes to tearing it up. That is her pride and joy. Yes, thats right. A roll of toilet paper. It's quite hilarious.

A sign for a business....

It said, "try our new pumpkin spice oil change".

I actually slowed down....lol I'm such a pumpkin spice girl....:sunglass:

After telling my dad about Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith missing 4-6 weeks because of a meniscus tear, he responds:

"Looks like I may have to come out of retirement."

At Thanksgiving dinner, "the Christmas elf" who is almost 5 now, is sitting across from me. She is a chatterbox! I ask what was she learning at school (daycare). She says she hasn't been to school this week. I ask her what were you learning last week. In her rambling 5 yr old story telling voice this is what she tells me.

In Ms soandso's class, we watched a movie about a mermaid. She always put her flippers on the table and ya not suppose to put your flippers on the table......PAUSE

you can imagine the look on my face, mermaid, flippers, mermaid at the table. I'm sure I must have had some stupid blank look on my face. All the while she is still rambling about mermaids and flippers.

THEN IT DAWNS ON ME WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT!

Flippers on the table. It was a movie about teaching good manners and you are not supposed to have you're elbows on the table. When I got it, I started to laugh. I laughed so hard I had to cover my mouth with my napkin, and I laughed and laughed.

Love those special moments/laughs with the little people

I have been misreading things like crazy lately....

The other day a Wendy's sign said " we salute veterans" I read " we saute veterans"

Today, I look down at my bag from dunkins and it say 0 grams trans fat....I saw orgasms....I was excited for a second....orgasms in a bag???

I found this Hilarious and soo adorable!!!

Gobble gobble

My youngest daughter...

She lives and works more in eastern Massachusetts...and the people there tend to be.....somewhat abrasive....

She apparently picked up on that attitude; she had been waiting for the bus for some time and when it arrived she very sweetly asked me to hold on....and proceeded to tear into the bus driver for being almost an hour late....lol

I confess to having my moments....but being in the south has taught me that your truly do catch more flies with honey.... ;)