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I find it so humorous when little kids act like adults...(or vice-versa, come to think of it...;)
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a male colleague calling me a perv lol.
let me explain. our company scans paperwork, & i have to sort it. this one piece of paperwork was a for a brochure, which just happened to have a woman leaning forward, with a low cut top. and no it wasnt that kind of "brochure" lol but i said to my colleague " i have to stop working on this, its making me a perv bc i want her to lean forward a bit more" he howled with laughter then said your such a perv lol now some of you may think this is sexist, but what can ya do when a woman is doing that in a picture for crying out loud. but sorry if this offends anyone, it was just one of those moments |
I went to Ace Hardware. I bought an axe and a tarp.
I said to the cashier, maybe I should pay by cash...lol She just didn't get it. Axe...so Blaze can split firewood. Tarp...to cover the new ping pong table. Oh yeah, bungee cords too! |
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Family Feud....I love this show, better than any recent sitcom. Steve Harvey cracks me up, even when he doesn't say anything sometimes
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And again, little miss Jojo Lomelino...Italiana extraordinaire...:)
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My roommate blushing; a 25 year old, well used, favorite plastic kitchen spoon; the left side front stove burner (instead of the back burner); a little ceramic smilie face dish with a black puddle of melted spoon; and my roommate yelling "oh shit! Oh shit" as they ran from living room to kitchen after I asked if they had lit a candle...
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Me and Mary were sending out a 'little something' to one of my chat buds when she came over to double check on the address label I had made! She was perplexed as I had put the SAME box number as ours on the shipping label! I'm exhausted, perhaps it's past time for a nap!
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Me- on a ladder. Repairing a riser.
New housekeeper- Blaze? Where is the plug for the soap dispenser? Me- ahh well, it uses a battery.. Her- What kind? Me- A 9 volt. Her- looking puzzled at me. Me- What? Her- How the hell do you put a car battery in that little thing ¿????¿ Me- I had hold on to the riser to keep from falling, I was chuckling so hard.:blink: |
Someone stopped by my house today so I gave a hug and said Merry Christmas. She was like, "Is that all I get"? I was like...Move along little doggie. It was ex... Im thinking.... hahahaha. You miss me and I do not miss you.. I am loving it. Merry Christmas to everyone here on our Planet!
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Me running around like this on World of Warcraft for Christmas...
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My families Christmas selfie props and pictures. Oh and the video I took.
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I was just at the drug store, and the clerk calls down to me, "I can help you down her ma'am, I mean sir, uh I am mean ma'am, uh...."
Lol, it happens quite often, but still cracks me up every time. Gotta love being a butch. |
In the dark you can't tell which cat jumps up on the bed. You can tell by petting it though, they all have different fur. Well....
One jumps up and I say to Blaze, who is that? I can't tell, this one has winter fur. I say , that's Confetti , not Winnifer. |
Seeing a story caption that said "lair lair Pantsuit on fire" referring to Hillary Clinton!
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Blaze comes into the house this morning and says, "those damn F-in birds"
Me..."oh, then don't feed them if they are bothering you" (cause he sounds serious to me) Him..."those little f'ers are flying around with banners on their tails..saying feed me bitch!", "you know just little the planes"" Ha ha ha... So we are out at Sam's, just to stop for coffee and I mention, bird seed. We find this huge humongous bag. We look at each other, for we did not have a cart, and said, they could wait. I say..."so we have angry birds for another day!" |
While shopping at BiLo today, I noticed a container of Valentine cookies with sayings on them. You know like the Brach's heart candy? I had to chuckle when I saw that one of them said "text me"....lol...really? My how things change! I wonger if there was one that said "see you this evening on Skype"
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My eldest..
She told me she had a pain in her boob...."but it was the right one....not the heart boob" she says...so I will worry less... But still...she has a way with words....lol |
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