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Parker 12-08-2012 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 713752)
I admit that I do and I NEVER see my name lol.. .but in all fairness.. I'm not in here posting about crushes either because I don't have any at the moment.

It's nice to see others crushing too.

I call shenanigans - I see your name popping up in other people's posts all the time!

SleepyButch 12-08-2012 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Parker (Post 713780)
I call shenanigans - I see your name popping up in other people's posts all the time!


Shenanigans?? I think not. What I said is I never see my name and if someone puts it in their post, I have missed it.

And for the record.. I just went back to the end of October and did not see my name with the exception of people quoting my posts lol.

Bčsame* 12-09-2012 12:45 AM

Hmmmm,

At what time can you call a crush, sweety?

bkisbutchenuff 12-09-2012 07:05 AM

I do believe the answer could be YES!
:D

Ciaran 12-09-2012 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by always2late (Post 713318)
Ciaran,

I've a massive (did I say massive? It is actually gargantuan in proportion...godzilla-like, if you will) crush on you despite your rudeness, your dismissive hand gestures (if you combine the rudeness AND the hand gestures I might possibly swoon!), and your arrogance . In fact my crush on you is so big that I won't mind too much if you wear higher heels, and nicer heels, than I do (in fact, I have some VERY high heeled boots that I am sure will look absolutely smashing on you). I also promise not to get jealous if you snog Kermit the Frog when I'm not looking (I'll even get the two of you a no-tell motel room for your birthday).

As a sign of my crush, I'm willing to FedEx some lasagna, lovingly homemade by my own hands (I'm of Italian heritage and my lasagna kicks ass...if I do say so myself. And, as a bonus, I will airmail some meatballs), to you in London, together with references (typed in triplicate on parmesan cheese scented paper) attesting to my domestic abilities (yes, I do windows) and we can take it from there.*

*'tis the season...and I think in the spirit of giving everyone should have the kind of crush they want made to order....just call me Santa! ;)


Wow. This is the sort of message I've always dreamed of seeing here. In fact, I don't think I could have written it better myself :D


I was so relieved to hear you talk of your Italian heritage. One of the greatest fears in my life is that I start to fall in love with a woman who, once she has my heart, reveals that she is French or, even worse, a Boston Red Sox fan.


Subject to the lasagna being of a sufficiently high standard and the references checking out okay, I think I could have a crush on you too. Clearly too early to talk about life-long commitments or marriage yet - well, until my mum gives you her approval.

However, just out of interest, is it possible to drive a U-Haul over the Atlantic Ocean to London?




Skipping away to update my facebook status from "Single" to "It's complicated" .....




ps - any chance of fedex-ing over those high heel boots alongside the lasagna?

Bleu 12-09-2012 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss_Tia (Post 713770)

crushes arent just for romance...they are for love of any kind....:rrose:

This is beautiful, and I could not agree more, my beautiful femme sister!

xo~Bleu

Leigh 12-09-2012 12:36 PM

You bet I do :)

bkisbutchenuff 12-09-2012 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bleu (Post 714074)
This is beautiful, and I could not agree more, my beautiful femme sister!

xo~Bleu

I agree.....crushing is always good - on all levels!

Trev 12-09-2012 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Uniqueswtfemm (Post 713830)
Hmmmm,

At what time can you call a crush, sweety?

9am, 2pm, what time is good for you?

always2late 12-09-2012 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 713913)
Wow. This is the sort of message I've always dreamed of seeing here. In fact, I don't think I could have written it better myself :D


I was so relieved to hear you talk of your Italian heritage. One of the greatest fears in my life is that I start to fall in love with a woman who, once she has my heart, reveals that she is French or, even worse, a Boston Red Sox fan.


Subject to the lasagna being of a sufficiently high standard and the references checking out okay, I think I could have a crush on you too. Clearly too early to talk about life-long commitments or marriage yet - well, until my mum gives you her approval.

However, just out of interest, is it possible to drive a U-Haul over the Atlantic Ocean to London?




Skipping away to update my facebook status from "Single" to "It's complicated" .....




ps - any chance of fedex-ing over those high heel boots alongside the lasagna?

The Boston Red Sox? Are they even still a team?? (putting on my helmet, preparing to face the wrath of Beantown)

Surely in this advanced age, U-haul must have invented a semi-aquatic truck....surely! I think I shall also update my facebook status to "white picket fence fantasy pending the rental of a semi-aquatic truck and mother approval"

p.s. If fedex doesn't balk at lasagna shipping, I can't see that they'd have an issue with boot delivery.


-Red-Flag- 12-09-2012 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bleu (Post 713688)
Well, here's another clue...

Real initials are S. E.

:byebye:

I am still laughing about this..

takehimaway 12-09-2012 05:23 PM

Maaaaaybe. ;p [I haven't really met anyone yet, but .. maybe I will soon!]

lusciouskiwi 12-09-2012 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 713782)
Shenanigans?? I think not. What I said is I never see my name and if someone puts it in their post, I have missed it.

And for the record.. I just went back to the end of October and did not see my name with the exception of people quoting my posts lol.

Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy ... I've been crushing on you the first time I saw your bedroom eyes and my grrly bits skipped a beat. :giggle: :eyebat:

-Red-Flag- 12-09-2012 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi (Post 714289)
Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy ... I've been crushing on you the first time I saw your bedroom eyes and my grrly bits skipped a beat. :giggle: :eyebat:

Sleepy thats some serious business right there... skipping girlie bits !!

Breezy 12-09-2012 09:34 PM

I am so crushing. :eyebat:

mplsgrrl 12-09-2012 09:57 PM

Perhaps
 
Perhaps I do... perhaps a few...:rrose:

Ciaran 12-09-2012 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by always2late (Post 714177)
The Boston Red Sox? Are they even still a team?? (putting on my helmet, preparing to face the wrath of Beantown)

Wow. Okay, I'm don't think I'm in the crush stage anymore. I already think that this could be love. Antagonising Red Sox fans and accepting their wrath - I cannot think of a more selfless gesture.

By this rate, I think we'll be getting married by end January 2013 ..... just remember that I get to wear the heels on the big day.



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Originally Posted by always2late (Post 714177)

I think I shall also update my facebook status to "white picket fence fantasy pending the rental of a semi-aquatic truck and mother approval"
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We need to be realistic about this. A white picket fence is an American dream. If we get married, you'll be moving to London and there are no white picket fences here. Also, the only person who has a garden in this city is the Queen (not me, the other one).

It's condo / apartment living here with space at an absolute premium. However, not having a garden has its advantages - it means you've got more time to make the lasagna and tend to other domestic chores.

Yes, I'm beginning to feel very hopeful that this could work out exceptionally well.

Bleu 12-09-2012 11:36 PM

Shelf Elf
 
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OKxteyGKXD...he%252Belf.jpg
I just can't hold it in any longer, it's the Shelf Elf.
*****Swoon*****

always2late 12-09-2012 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 714442)
Wow. Okay, I'm don't think I'm in the crush stage anymore. I already think that this could be love. Antagonising Red Sox fans and accepting their wrath - I cannot think of a more selfless gesture.

By this rate, I think we'll be getting married by end January 2013 ..... just remember that I get to wear the heels on the big day.





We need to be realistic about this. A white picket fence is an American dream. If we get married, you'll be moving to London and there are no white picket fences here. Also, the only person who has a garden in this city is the Queen (not me, the other one).

It's condo / apartment living here with space at an absolute premium. However, not having a garden has its advantages - it means you've got more time to make the lasagna and tend to other domestic chores.

Yes, I'm beginning to feel very hopeful that this could work out exceptionally well.

What?? You mean you don't all live in semi-castles and sit in rose gardens sipping tea while a mobcapped housemaid says things like "Yes miss" and "Shall I bring out more kippers?" Damn you Merchant-Ivory!!

Sigh...well, as long as YOU promise to wear the heels at the wedding I suppose I could forget that I won't be living in London over 100 years ago. January 2013...I'll meet you at the church. I'll be the one in white (don't laugh!) holding flowers. ;)

DamonK 12-09-2012 11:45 PM

One of my first thoughts, one of the first texts sent out
One of my last thoughts, one of the last texts sent out

And many thoughts and some random texts in between

Every single day.

Ciaran 12-10-2012 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by always2late (Post 714448)
What?? You mean you don't all live in semi-castles and sit in rose gardens sipping tea while a mobcapped housemaid says things like "Yes miss" and "Shall I bring out more kippers?" Damn you Merchant-Ivory!!


No, very few of us live like that these days. It's usually only the very wealthy, upper class folk who have that luxury.

That said, have you not read my job description or, rather, um I mean what I'm looking for in my romantic life partner. In other words, I'm looking for someone to provide me with those housemaid duties and service, without me needing to pay wages.

I'm suddenly beginning to think that this relationship might be rather short-lasting. A whirlwind romance of passion that was always destined to fail. That said, could you at least FedEx over the lasagna?

SleepyButch 12-10-2012 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by lusciouskiwi (Post 714289)
Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy ... I've been crushing on you the first time I saw your bedroom eyes and my grrly bits skipped a beat. :giggle: :eyebat:


Well ty for saying so!! My eyes are not too bad out of the bedroom either lol.


Good thing I'm a nurse... I can help with those skipped beats... professionally speaking of course.

bright_arrow 12-10-2012 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 714461)
Well ty for saying so!! My eyes are not too bad out of the bedroom either lol.


Good thing I'm a nurse... I can help with those skipped beats... professionally speaking of course.

I can back Sleepy up on non-bedroom eyes. One must know how to put on cufflinks for Sleepy! Though I think Sleepy may have just been looking to socialize with us! Hmmm.

On another note, I have no room in my heart for crushes. My heart is all school girl crushed out! :bunchflowers:

Totally open for some friend crushes though! Quite a few people I would like to get to know better :)

P.S. Ciaran you are totally on the friend crush list.. Anyone who voluntarily goes out of their way, AND gives free chocolate, is totally A-ok in my book! However, I will NOT iron your shirts!

SleepyButch 12-10-2012 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by desd (Post 714462)
I can back Sleepy up on non-bedroom eyes. One must know how to put on cufflinks for Sleepy! Though I think Sleepy may have just been looking to socialize with us! Hmmm.

Well Damn... you figured me out. It's the shy guys way of striking up a conversation... plus ya'll are just the best!

bright_arrow 12-10-2012 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 714465)
Well Damn... you figured me out. It's the shy guys way of striking up a conversation... plus ya'll are just the best!

That's okay! Totally not complaining :)

always2late 12-10-2012 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 714460)
No, very few of us live like that these days. It's usually only the very wealthy, upper class folk who have that luxury.

That said, have you not read my job description or, rather, um I mean what I'm looking for in my romantic life partner. In other words, I'm looking for someone to provide me with those housemaid duties and service, without me needing to pay wages.

I'm suddenly beginning to think that this relationship might be rather short-lasting. A whirlwind romance of passion that was always destined to fail. That said, could you at least FedEx over the lasagna?

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. I suppose the old adage is true...why buy the cow when you can get the lasagna for free. Sigh. ;)

Canela 12-10-2012 03:18 PM

Hardcore Crushing over here!

Duchess 12-10-2012 03:19 PM

Hello crushers!!

Gráinne 12-10-2012 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 714460)
No, very few of us live like that these days. It's usually only the very wealthy, upper class folk who have that luxury.

That said, have you not read my job description or, rather, um I mean what I'm looking for in my romantic life partner. In other words, I'm looking for someone to provide me with those housemaid duties and service, without me needing to pay wages.I'm suddenly beginning to think that this relationship might be rather short-lasting. A whirlwind romance of passion that was always destined to fail. That said, could you at least FedEx over the lasagna?

What a bargain! *snerk*. Unsurprised at the lack of response; that sounds a bit like real life now, and I even have to provide my own wages ;). You should at least acquiesce to scones, clotted cream, and strawberries on weekends.

Duchess 12-10-2012 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 713350)



Dude is a sleeper! Dude has no binder full of women, which makes this very deep, funny, kind and intelligent butch a great addition to my own personal crush list!



:cheerleader:


I've known Dude for a few years. I definitely agree that he is most crushworthy.:)

Dude 12-10-2012 07:33 PM

thank you both for your very kind words
(f)
(f)

little_ms_sunshyne 12-10-2012 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Duchess (Post 714696)
Hello crushers!!

Duchess you are fabulous! HUGE FEMME SISTER CRUSH ON YOU!!!

Duchess 12-10-2012 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne (Post 714928)
Duchess you are fabulous! HUGE FEMME SISTER CRUSH ON YOU!!!

That makes me a lucky girl gorgeous.;)

dixie 12-10-2012 10:43 PM

Maybe I have, maybe I haven't....
 
http://bashzone.com/quotes/wp-conten...for-him-06.jpg

dixie 12-10-2012 10:51 PM

http://resultsarein.files.wordpress....sh-in-love.jpg
Hmm...I don't think that's quite right, cause I've had some crushes for wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy longer than that...lol

Ciaran 12-10-2012 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by always2late (Post 714693)
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. I suppose the old adage is true...why buy the cow when you can get the lasagna for free. Sigh. ;)

Well, yes. However, let's look on the bright side. Even though we haven't met, I can never forget the 12 hours or so that we were almost together.

Fate was seemingly bringing us together at a bullet like pace only for that late twist due to "lost in translation" issues. Battle scared, we'll both come out of this stronger and more worldy-wise for it. You'll always be the only one for me and will have a very special place in my heart for eternity.


ps - the lasagna doesn't seem to have arrived yet? Any chance you'd get your finger out? I'm getting impatient, and hungry, here.





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Originally Posted by guihong (Post 714764)
What a bargain! *snerk*. Unsurprised at the lack of response; that sounds a bit like real life now, and I even have to provide my own wages ;). You should at least acquiesce to scones, clotted cream, and strawberries on weekends.

I think I need a change in strategy. My problem is that I've been too transparent in openly wanting a domestic goddess and, in hindsight, maybe a bit too upfront.

I think I need to roll-back from that type of request and, rather, pretend I'm just looking for a lady for hedonistic sex.

MissItalianDiva 12-10-2012 11:22 PM

Sure why not....they are rather harmless

Bčsame* 12-10-2012 11:36 PM

Watching the calendar now...lol
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Originally Posted by dixie (Post 714945)
http://resultsarein.files.wordpress....sh-in-love.jpg
Hmm...I don't think that's quite right, cause I've had some crushes for wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy longer than that...lol


LoyalWolfsBlade 12-12-2012 05:23 AM

Let me see if I can answer this question...yup I do believe I have one

clay 12-12-2012 10:01 AM

well, apparently, I DID...yes, DID...seems everyone wants the same person...:(....oh woe is me.....that damned lasagne was the death of mine...:(......:blink:


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