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turasultana 08-04-2010 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 168383)
It is a well-documented fact that -real- True Blood fans have to -hate- Twilight.

So I thought I'd share this funny link with you all.

If Twilight Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest


Bottom line - Vampire don't SPARKLE. WTF. and if you were 100 years old would you still be in high school science class? I mean... why. why. why.

betenoire 08-04-2010 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by turasultana (Post 168388)
Bottom line - Vampire don't SPARKLE. WTF. and if you were 100 years old would you still be in high school science class? I mean... why. why. why.

Exactly. If they -really- needed to keep up the "I'm 17!" ruse couldn't Edward have just pretended to be homeschooled?

Plus, need more blood. What's the point in vampire fiction if nobody dies or gets their blood sucked?

turasultana 08-04-2010 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 168392)
Exactly. If they -really- needed to keep up the "I'm 17!" ruse couldn't Edward have just pretended to be homeschooled?

Plus, need more blood. What's the point in vampire fiction if nobody dies or gets their blood sucked?

And sex. don't forget sex. What's a vampire without hot steamy vampire sex???

betenoire 08-07-2010 12:42 AM

The best youtube channel for all things True Blood. They consistantly have the sneak preview for the next episode within a couple of hours of airing the newest one.

TrueBloodSource

chai~ 08-07-2010 01:16 AM

~love LOVE LOVE this show!!!!

Miss Scarlett 08-08-2010 08:03 PM

"They killed my Cooter!" :giggle:

Just me getting in touch with my inner-middle schooler...

Rook 08-08-2010 08:24 PM

Oh come on...
That's all u found highly amusing?...It was funny though ..hhehehe

Damn u west coasters...
ok...


====♦====♦=SPOILER SPOILER SPOIL DONT PASS, NOT MY FAULT...SPOILer!!!====♦====♦====



My fave part?....
"Turn over..."
"Oh, yes, Daddy !!"
for a second ...yup I figured...'ok..major kinky gay fap stuff'
and yeah {Hawter than Bill and Sam}
Eric rulez....
I figured he was ...well...Porkin Talbot...
I saw the stake and mumbled 'oh...you're fucked alright'
LOL
Poor Russell....tsk... NOT!!


Jason's really....stupid....weird hillbilly shit?
He saw a Maenad, Battles vampires, got brainwashed, his sister reads minds...
I suppose seeing a hungry scrawny "hillbilly" eating an animal is fine.....

Shifter vs Were.....anyone...anyone...Bets pleeez.....

I'm waitin for Jesus to reveal himself somehow as Otherkin or some Spirit...
Maybe Lafayette of HBO 's got sumthin really good goin'....

Tara needs to revive Franklin, fuck him...or find a sex shop, and a shrink for PTSD.....

i keep forgettin the redhead's name..not jessica....Pregnant girl....weird... I wonder about that baby.....

And Sam needs to smack sense into Tommy...His momma coulda used cocker spaniel .....Sad puppy eyes , lol....

Miss Scarlett 08-08-2010 08:48 PM

No Rook, I found the other things funny too. It's just the way Debbie was whining...

The redhead you are thinking about is Arlene

Speaking of redheads...I think Jessica is starting to get into being a vamp...she was enjoying the weres way too much...and she seems to have a lot of fun glamouring people..."Don't tip your waitress..."

betenoire 08-08-2010 09:15 PM

Maybe spoilers should be typed in white font? I just got home from work, so missed the show. I'll be seeing it in an hour and a half, though.

Rook 08-08-2010 10:09 PM

aha !
Arlene...
I think Jessica took a shining for that vampire v.s. werewolf thing...plus, different Blood...I wonder if Hoyt saw it...
Crap..
Can't edit it..
Thanx for next time though , betenoire...

betenoire 08-09-2010 04:14 AM

Sneak preview from next week's episode:




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Originally Posted by Rook (Post 170982)

Shifter vs Were.....anyone...anyone...Bets pleeez.....

Well, since Sam and Tommy can turn into -any- animal they've had an imprint of it's fair to assume they can turn into something that is bigger and scarier than a wolf.

A Lion, for example? You people really need to read the books.

christie 08-09-2010 05:55 AM

Snipped :)
 
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Originally Posted by Rook (Post 170982)

"Oh, yes, Daddy !!"


Jason's really....stupid....weird hillbilly shit?
He saw a Maenad, Battles vampires, got brainwashed, his sister reads minds...
I suppose seeing a hungry scrawny "hillbilly" eating an animal is fine.....

Oh, yes, Daddy! was HYSTERICAL! I thought Jess was gonna fall outta the chair!

And just a minor correction about Jason... In talking about the Fellowship of the Sun it was, "They washed my brain." again - HYSTERICAL. What a doober.

And yes, the "They killed my Cooter" had me in laughing tears.

I think the actors/actresses do a really good job at being what we think of as stereotypical small town/undereducated folks.

I'm not sure I like the storyline of Calvin and Hotshot. In the books, he was a much more likeable character with a sense of chivalry and I'm not seeing how the series is leading towards it.

I will miss Talbot. I thought he was just precious in a get on your nerves, over the top queeny kinda way.

I don't know why Hadley didn't tell Sookie that she was Sophie's lover. Its not like she shouldn't know that Sookie was Bill's girl or that Eric has some affection for her.

I am wondering if they are gonna bring Quinn in from the books. I kinda liked him.

Duchess 08-09-2010 08:54 AM

Debbie is pure trash and the thought of Alcide being strung out over her makes me want to throw up a little. :seeingstars:

Jason is dumber than a dead frog.

Lafayette's mother referring to him as special was intriguing.

Eric making out with Talbot was pretty hot. I will miss Talbot.

With each episode I like Jessica more and more!!

chefhmboyrd 08-09-2010 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Duchess (Post 171198)
Debbie is pure trash and the thought of Alcide being strung out over her makes me want to throw up a little. :seeingstars:

Jason is dumber than a dead frog.

Lafayette's mother referring to him as special was intriguing.

Eric making out with Talbot was pretty hot. I will miss Talbot.

With each episode I like Jessica more and more!!

i am SOOOOOOOOO far behind, alas no cable at the crib.
i will have to get the new ones on netfix as soon as they come out!
@

Apocalipstic 08-09-2010 09:13 AM

Cooter and Daddy were the funniest parts!

Debbie is gross, I think I may have gone to High School with her though.

Dutchess...lmao at dead frog!!!! Indeed!

I liked Calvin being gallant too, we shall see. Maybe Jason bugs him.

Love this season!!!!!!!!

Abigail Crabby 08-09-2010 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by chefhmboyrd (Post 171204)
i am SOOOOOOOOO far behind, alas no cable at the crib.
i will have to get the new ones on netfix as soon as they come out!
@

The series is on netflix? OMG I had no idea - thank you for that information :)

Duchess 08-09-2010 09:21 AM

I miss the seriously twisted Franklin. I do get the feeling we haven't seen the last of him.

You are so right Apocalipstic, cooter gave us some good lines.

Abigail Crabby 08-09-2010 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Duchess (Post 171213)
I miss the seriously twisted Franklin. I do get the feeling we haven't seen the last of him.

You are so right Apocalipstic, cooter gave us some good lines.

I loved Franklin !!!!

Duchess 08-09-2010 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Abigail Crabby (Post 171214)
I loved Franklin !!!!

Hey Miss Abby. I don't think we've seen the last of him. The show needs someone thats dangerously twisted. :)

Abigail Crabby 08-09-2010 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Duchess (Post 171216)
Hey Miss Abby. I don't think we've seen the last of him. The show needs someone thats dangerously twisted. :)

Yes it does!!!

I don't have HBO and am seriously Jonesing to see it - and now that I know it can be found on net flix I shall be signing up lol

I miss my Vamps when I can't get to them :)


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