Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair
wearing boots with shorts
Kissing a snail
Licking a lightbulb

eating red meat
playing mind games
shooting a gun
piercing anything other than my ears
wearing a tie (unless it's used to bind my wrists)
wearing a pant suit
wearing any sort of suit, actually
smoking anything
dancing a polka

Ummmm what? "Eating cheese sticks standing on a chair." lol

The licking the lightbulb thing is gonna show up in my nightmares. ewww

I will NEVER be caught sporting a CAMEL TOE! Enough said...

(nodding) fair enough. just considering the source. Mistie isnt a femme hater IMHO. having said that, i TOTALLY UNDERSTAND being unwilling to consent to the shudder mentality when it comes to all things femme. any kind of better/worse than thinking is unfair. i just didnt think that it came from that kind of space. my .03 cents. that's all. AND for the record i learn a lot of stuff by reading your posts. you rattle my complacency. even if we dont agree on something i sincerely thank you for that.

I will never be able to walk on beams like construction workers do.....

I will never be able to eat octopus...even if i were starving...i just like them too much....

I will never go to Antarctica.....

I will never take my health for granted....

I will never forget friends I have lost and the things I learned from them....

Sorry just saw this... while I may carry your purse and call you ma'am out of politeness, if I'm walking three feet behind you, it's because I'm checking out your ass.... just being honest... still want that date?? :sunglass:

Sleeping until noon
Owning a cat
Turning down sushi
Accepting mediocrity
Quitting
Oogling Thedivahrrself's shoe collection
Keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said
Hiding from the consequences of not keeping my mouth shut when something needs to be said
Encouraging bad behavior
Sugar coating things

Walking out on a job.

Begging for anything.. well maybe ice cream.

Wearing polyester.

Flashing a total stranger in public.

Christmas shopping AFTER black Friday. O_o

Christmas shopping on black Fri.
Having a mob mentality
Buying something because it's trendy and everyone else has it or wants it

Any kind of shopping on the day of or after any holiday
Sitting down in front of the television with a bowl of bussle sprouts

bungee jumping....

I will never be caught drinking orange juice right out of the carton, because I will wait until you have left the room.

I will never be caught criticizing my wife behind her back. Love ... and loyalty.

"Walk" With Scissors :cheesy:

I will never get caught doing ..... w/car grease on my hands
jumping from an airplane
w/ my pants down **
going along w/what I dont want to do
keeping my opinions to myself
devuldging someones secret
turning my cheek
not seeing the obvious
washing my cars hub caps
keeping up my appearence
dating a drunk
thinking less of myself.