"if the dreamy sounding butch ever becomes single, she would be so lucky to date you."

Yeah...I'm swooning ...how can I pick just a couple favorites when my whole day is filled with messages like this:
 

I know how deep you are, and I deeply enjoy your focus, your goals, your needs. I most enjoy your Passions. You embrace failure knowing it helps to build new paths, and you provide from deep down, step back and marvel, you think beyond, you know that under the pavement, the dirt.. is dreaming of grass.
*******
You're beautiful baby, I can't wait to have you, tangled up together.. I sooo love your smile, shy smile, them eyes that hair omg.. imma lucky Dawg I tell ya!

umm..what a sexy tease
 

(My text to them: Chuckles ....Then come'ere an get wet with me!!)

I wanna get wet alright.. move over, I got this.. let me at the dishes

omg..my tummy butterflies morphed to fruit bats and them is bouncing lol

(Name) you have been picked up for the mixed medley

Because that makes no sense on its own.. a couple of weeks ago I put myself down as a spare for a mixed medley one-day lawn bowls competition and a team has picked me up. This is good news.

Phone pings to let me know I have a text.

Open it up and died laughing. Was from the wife.

"My old ride and my new sports car. Hehehe."

The picture attached to it was our old broom which is of normal height and beside it was this mini red broom that's only half the normal height.

Cracked me up to no end.

Still Laughing,
Brute.

P.S. Those of you who have me on your friend's list can see the pic there.

"I had the wildest dream about you last night. I will have to tell you about it. You owned a small newstand/coffee shop on the shore of transit station...funny"

.....she doesn't even know the half of why it's funny.....I can't even make coffee!!!

yum-o!
 

from Papi...
 

We will everyday. you will be crushed, appreciated, your love is precious to me..So everyday will be a slice of Heaven even in our hard times honey.

(Me crushed? Giggles)

Chuckles ..cherished. Give me a break Lovergirl.

(I do...I just love it when you get flustered)

"Matriarchal she-bitch lemur dommes will fuck you up. Look sharp."

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A simple "Happy Easter" from someone I haven't heard from in far too long.

from 3 different dear friends ...it made me feel appreciated and acknowledged
 

Happy Mother's Day.

..
 

The flowers were delivered! and appreciated!

I haven't received any good texts today... Dammit!

too many choices for a flustered online shopper...
 

They had hard, soft rubbers, leather, silicon, Plastic, seriously, when you get a chance, look. omg I am standard black shell with detachable clip case kinda person or football team emblem. . You have fun, charge it to my card. Chuckles and screen protector and what ever else you want. .car changer ect.

I love u. From a dear friend who sent it to me by mistake

We love u too bro

From a class mate thanking me for keeping him up to date.
He SKIPPED class today and finals are next Tuesday.

A dinner invite which turned out to be a great night!