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hippieflowergirl 01-16-2010 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Passionaria (Post 34989)
:deepthoughts:Why is it that "the" phone call I have been waiting for always comes when I'm in the powder room? And do you think there is a secret web cam involved????

ABSOLUTELY! bcuz that's the way i set it up silly!


why does espresso make me sleepy? :beddybye:

weatherboi 01-17-2010 07:50 PM
When you drink caffeine your body makes dopamin which makes you relax.

Do clowns wear really big socks?

Soon 01-17-2010 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 35402)
When you drink caffeine your body makes dopamin which makes you relax.

Do clowns wear really big socks?
I'm an anti-clownite, so I wouldn't know. :nyahnyah:

Why, without children even, do I feel I have still have too much domestic upkeep?

:deepthoughts:

hippieflowergirl 01-17-2010 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow (Post 35429)
I'm an anti-clownite, so I wouldn't know. :nyahnyah:

Why, without children even, do I feel I have still have too much domestic upkeep?

:deepthoughts:

bcuz domestics are really hard to keep up with.

why does my dog want to lay down exactly where i want to put my foot during yoga?

weatherboi 01-17-2010 08:48 PM
because he is related to my dog...the gallootey does that too

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

hippieflowergirl 01-17-2010 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 35446)
because he is related to my dog...the gallootey does that too

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

yes

do fish make fires with fish sticks?

SuperFemme 01-17-2010 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl (Post 35450)

yes

do fish make fires with fish sticks?
I have no idea but I will watch and see next time the Gordons Fisherman is here.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

hippieflowergirl 01-17-2010 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 35479)
I have no idea but I will watch and see next time the Gordons Fisherman is here.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

girl cows, yes. boy cows....i dont even want to think about that.

why do human beings drink the breast milk of cows?

Ryobi 01-18-2010 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl (Post 35530)

girl cows, yes. boy cows....i dont even want to think about that.

why do human beings drink the breast milk of cows?
cuz squirrels are too hard to deal with.


(it may have been asked already)
Do humans taste like chicken?

weatherboi 01-18-2010 05:37 PM
No we taste like humans.
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

Gemme 01-18-2010 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryobi (Post 35638)
cuz squirrels are too hard to deal with.
But, according to Focker, it CAN be done. :blink:

Or was that cats? :twitch:

Quote:
Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 35794)
No we taste like humans.
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Every time he takes a dump, yeah. :crap:

How exactly do we extract elbow grease?

weatherboi 01-18-2010 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 35841)
But, according to Focker, it CAN be done. :blink:

Or was that cats? :twitch:



Every time he takes a dump, yeah. :crap:

How exactly do we extract elbow grease?
Bahahahahahahaha toadstool!!!

By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?

Gemme 01-18-2010 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 35845)
Bahahahahahahaha toadstool!!!

By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?
This is actually a brilliant question, which is why I cannot answer it. See, this is the "Ask a STUPID question, get a STUPID answer" thread.

It's a trick question. Ha! I'm onto you, sucka.

:threadjack:

I have nothing more to say. :blink: Well, except that I MIGHT be slightly addicted to the :blink: smiley.

Maybe.

:blink:

NJFemmie 01-25-2010 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 35845)
Bahahahahahahaha toadstool!!!

By bumping the funny bone!!

Does killing time damage eternity?

No, eternity has a lifetime guarantee.
If you break your watch does time stand still?

Miami 01-25-2010 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Linus (Post 33062)
A. The obvious ones that help keep the thread going.

Q: Why is it called a pair of underwear when there is only one?
A: Because you need TWO legs to get into them! lol

Miami 01-25-2010 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Miami (Post 39081)
A: Because you need TWO legs to get into them! lol
Or because they go UNDERNEATH what you wear. lol Take your pick.

Gemme 01-25-2010 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 39044)
No, eternity has a lifetime guarantee.
If you break your watch does time stand still?
Nope, it twirls on its head. :seeingstars:

Can you still do the Tootsie Roll if you're allergic to them?

friskyfemme 01-25-2010 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 34133)
If they take out taxes it is.

Why was I 19 before I realized school x-ing was meant as school crossing?
My child mind had always read it as school christing. (akin to x-mas)
means no schooling to this dyslexic

Why do highways run through valleys? Are biways like frontage roads or back alleys?

Jess 01-26-2010 11:32 AM
Biways go either way :rofl:

Why do electronic components never match up??? ( fifty million cables and none of them work.. grrrrr)

friskyfemme 01-27-2010 09:33 PM
Not every female can take very male. Different strokes!

Have you EVER heard a cucumber burp?


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