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Ryobi 04-10-2010 07:38 PM

Diva, I'm impressed by your ability to find lime green EVERYthing. I wish I could see "The Sawyer Diva" in action. :simplelaugh: When you get good at it, I'll lend you my climbing gear for the top. It's lime green, too.


(just think of the size pile of ass-whoopers you'll have. Maybe a few of us will have to brush up on being naughty.) :fallenangel:

nhplowboi 04-10-2010 07:51 PM

Auntie Diva I see you got the Poulin "Wild" model. I think that is very appropriate.

morningstar55 04-10-2010 07:58 PM

oh wow.... soo sorry Auntie Diva for such a large pic of the birthday cake... i been having internet issues
.. :(

Hack 04-10-2010 09:01 PM

As I intimated on Facebook, Auntie Diva....

You wielding chainsaw = me looking for something sturdy to hide under


You may or may not know that I work with a lot of foresters, and they all wear chaps when out in the forest wielding chainsaws. I think your following here will be expecting a photo of you in chaps when you wield your chainsaw. Just saying. :sunglass:

Gemme 04-10-2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hack (Post 83011)
As I intimated on Facebook, Auntie Diva....

You wielding chainsaw = me looking for something sturdy to hide under


You may or may not know that I work with a lot of foresters, and they all wear chaps when out in the forest wielding chainsaws. I think your following here will be expecting a photo of you in chaps when you wield your chainsaw. Just saying. :sunglass:

I suggest black ones. It will help make the green and purple pop.
:chainsaw:

Diva 04-10-2010 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryobi (Post 82954)
Diva, I'm impressed by your ability to find lime green EVERYthing. I wish I could see "The Sawyer Diva" in action. :simplelaugh: When you get good at it, I'll lend you my climbing gear for the top. It's lime green, too.


(just think of the size pile of ass-whoopers you'll have. Maybe a few of us will have to brush up on being naughty.) :fallenangel:


I believe all of the cousins have 'naughty' down to a fine art.

Film at 11. :|



Quote:

Originally Posted by nhplowboi (Post 82968)
Auntie Diva I see you got the Poulin "Wild" model. I think that is very appropriate.

Yes, cousin PlowBoi.....it is just about the only thing that IS appropriate. :D




Quote:

Originally Posted by Hack (Post 83011)
As I intimated on Facebook, Auntie Diva....

You wielding chainsaw = me looking for something sturdy to hide under


You may or may not know that I work with a lot of foresters, and they all wear chaps when out in the forest wielding chainsaws. I think your following here will be expecting a photo of you in chaps when you wield your chainsaw. Just saying. :sunglass:


Cousin Hackberry (get it? Hackberry? Forester?)....

I think chaps ~ some lovely purple ones ~ would be stunning, yes?

I also think a photo will be forthcoming.



Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 83015)
I suggest black ones. It will help make the green and purple pop.
:chainsaw:


Perhaps black WOULD be best.....

Or neon orange..... :D

Now THERE'S a vision!


moxie 04-10-2010 09:52 PM

Maybe we could have a party and Bedazzle some safety goggles. Gotta have the bling at all times.

Diva 04-10-2010 10:45 PM

The Bedazzler should be right next to every chainsaw.

:|



Rockinonahigh 04-11-2010 09:19 AM

Id go with black silver mounted chaps...after all u wanted bling...oh yes u will need golves or u will have nasty caluses on your pretty hands as well as some somewhat chiped nalis.

Diva 04-11-2010 09:28 AM

Ok, cousin Rockie.....I think we should [all] be realistic......

You can't REALLY see your Auntie Diva in chaps now CAN you? I think not. :dance1:


However...the gloves are absolutely necessary for the reasons given. And we mustn't forget the blinged~out eyewear.....

I shall not be wielding the Mighty Chainsaw this day, boys and girls, as it is misting in Austin Town.....

Oh well.....just putting off the inevitible. I hear Channel 4 is coming for an interview.....this is an historical event, after all.

"AUNTIE DIVA GOES BUTCH......Story at 11!"



Rockinonahigh 04-11-2010 01:17 PM

OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

Diva 04-11-2010 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh (Post 83280)
OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.


No butches helped with the chain saw:sunglass:.....I saw it, I bought it.

The blade can come OFF? I know it came with an extra chain and a 2~year warranty.

You said "vibrate".
You said "tighten".
You said "blade".


I went.....:eyebat:


Signed,
Auntie Diva, the chapless cowgirl...:onebutch:






Rockinonahigh 04-11-2010 03:14 PM

Diva
 
Yes the blade can come of and cause serious injury to the user or ppl near by.The bar is held on by a bolt and a nut thrue the mount of the saw,when it gets loose from vibrating the blade will pop off,please get someone to show u how to fix it before u get cut really bad.

I did say blade,tighten and vibrate(sounds decadent dosent it?) so also get a good hold of that lime green thingy u bought when u use it.

Diva 04-11-2010 03:22 PM

Cousin Rockie, I think my eyes glazed over a bit during Your first paragraph......

:|



Sorta like that.


Rockinonahigh 04-11-2010 04:16 PM

Im just an old farm boi pasing on some advice on stuff that could get u hurt,I would hate to see u injured by anything.If I can help in anyway feel free to ask.

Gemme 04-11-2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh (Post 83280)
OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

Oh, no.

Do you know what you just did?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 83286)
No butches helped with the chain saw:sunglass:.....I saw it, I bought it.

The blade can come OFF? I know it came with an extra chain and a 2~year warranty.

You said "vibrate".
You said "tighten".
You said "blade".


I went.....:eyebat:


Signed,
Auntie Diva, the chapless cowgirl...:onebutch:






Oh, I see. You do know what you did. Carry on, then. :coffee:

Rockinonahigh 04-11-2010 06:12 PM

Gemme
 
:clover: im lucky that way...I think.

~Bo 04-11-2010 06:29 PM

You're still talking about chainsaws, right? :|

Gemme 04-11-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 83540)
You're still talking about chainsaws, right? :|


I dunno. I think Rockin changed the subject and is now talking being lucky or green or getting lucky or going to the store and buying Lucky Charms (LOVE THEM! Buy two for me, please!) or sumthin. :blink:

I think Diva should look into capri chaps, oh yes I do.

Diva 04-11-2010 06:34 PM

**I** am.

:scooter:


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