Diva, I'm impressed by your ability to find lime green EVERYthing. I wish I could see "The Sawyer Diva" in action. :simplelaugh: When you get good at it, I'll lend you my climbing gear for the top. It's lime green, too.


(just think of the size pile of ass-whoopers you'll have. Maybe a few of us will have to brush up on being naughty.) :fallenangel:

oh wow.... soo sorry Auntie Diva for such a large pic of the birthday cake... i been having internet issues

.. :(

As I intimated on Facebook, Auntie Diva....

You wielding chainsaw = me looking for something sturdy to hide under


You may or may not know that I work with a lot of foresters, and they all wear chaps when out in the forest wielding chainsaws. I think your following here will be expecting a photo of you in chaps when you wield your chainsaw. Just saying. :sunglass:

I believe all of the cousins have 'naughty' down to a fine art.

Film at 11. :|



Yes, cousin PlowBoi.....it is just about the only thing that IS appropriate. :D





Cousin Hackberry (get it? Hackberry? Forester?)....

I think chaps ~ some lovely purple ones ~ would be stunning, yes?

I also think a photo will be forthcoming.




Perhaps black WOULD be best.....

Or neon orange..... :D

Now THERE'S a vision!

Id go with black silver mounted chaps...after all u wanted bling...oh yes u will need golves or u will have nasty caluses on your pretty hands as well as some somewhat chiped nalis.

OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

No butches helped with the chain saw:sunglass:.....I saw it, I bought it.

The blade can come OFF? I know it came with an extra chain and a 2~year warranty.

You said "vibrate".
You said "tighten".
You said "blade".


I went.....:eyebat:


Signed,
Auntie Diva, the chapless cowgirl...:onebutch:

Diva
 

Yes the blade can come of and cause serious injury to the user or ppl near by.The bar is held on by a bolt and a nut thrue the mount of the saw,when it gets loose from vibrating the blade will pop off,please get someone to show u how to fix it before u get cut really bad.

I did say blade,tighten and vibrate(sounds decadent dosent it?) so also get a good hold of that lime green thingy u bought when u use it.

Im just an old farm boi pasing on some advice on stuff that could get u hurt,I would hate to see u injured by anything.If I can help in anyway feel free to ask.

Oh, no.

Do you know what you just did?

Oh, I see. You do know what you did. Carry on, then. :coffee:

Gemme
 

:clover: im lucky that way...I think.

I dunno. I think Rockin changed the subject and is now talking being lucky or green or getting lucky or going to the store and buying Lucky Charms (LOVE THEM! Buy two for me, please!) or sumthin. :blink:

I think Diva should look into capri chaps, oh yes I do.