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Is it possible to eat too much peanut butter and honey?
A ta ta ta ta taaaaaaaa I really don't want to know! Can we say rhe-tor-i-cal? :hamactor: |
If I actually did that, would I accomplish this?
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What if the hocky pocky IS REALLY what its all about......
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Questions You Ponder in the Middle of the Night ...
What if I could have selective mind-reading skills, would it still drive me mad? |
Why am I still awake?
Lord what is your plan for me? |
Why do you keep putting your writing off?Why don't you just pick up the pen and do it? What the fuck is keeping me astray...
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Gaint grape popsicles? Why can't the doctor be honest and say, "Hey I am just going to crush your tongue with that stick and make you almost vomit."
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Why isn't she here yet?
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I agree and ponder that too Jagg ! dang nabbit!
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When I wake up will she be laying beside me?........
It is so windy tonight will my house blow over the North Sea and land in Norway?? If I land in Norway what will I do? Is the weather nicer there?? Mmmmm - do I have any Green Tea bags left for a cuppa in the morning :tea: HAPPY SOLSTICE!!!!! :cigar2: |
Change
How to instigate real changes in 2014....
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This one occurred to me the other night....
we as humans....are we smart because we are curious? Or curious because we are smart..? Random thought for the day... |
Did Brahms and Clara ever make love? It was an unusual relationship, but still...
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Jabberwalkie
What would be the best part of the body to jab and why.......
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Why am i still up?
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Why am I still awake?
Did I set the house alarm? Did I get water for the night? |
Why do mothers still sleep so lightly, even after their children are grown. My Mom can hear a gnat fart in her sleep and wake up.
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Can I hold it until the morning? I mean I have to go but what if I try to fall asleep before the pressure is too much? What if I don't get up in time and have an accident like I did when I was four? Oh boy...can I hold it?
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Why do i only have leg cramps at night?
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Why do I have no muscle strength right after waking up?
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Where did all the "dutch" phrases originate from? I mean we have "dutch oven"
"going dutch" and "hotter than dutch love" just to name a few! Do the dutch cook, penny pinch, and make love more than any other nationality ? I don't think so, BUT these are the burning questions that keep me up nights! |
Last night I figured out the solution to world peace! I pondered it for quite a while Around 2am before I felt the shaking and sweats begin....darn it, I had a blood sugar of 44! By the time I got the level back up, I forgot the details of my plan!
Did I mention I am brilliant when my blood sugar has bottomed out? |
Hairnet
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue. You should never tell anyone if that happens!
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Why when someone is on cumadin, (the blood thinner) there isn't a easier way to get your levels tested than being poked by a needle! I mean they stress not to cut yourself or bleed so this just seems downright odd to me!
BTW, whenever they poke me, I holler "Hey I'm On Cumadin, Easy There" just to see if they have a good sense of humor or not..hehehehe |
WTF am I having this weird dream???? It's not my monkey..
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wonder what it would be like to meet her in person ...
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Last night....
I really cannot stand Bois....why does everything have to be in some sort of secret language that I haven't learned?
Yet, they do really curl my toes.... You are so weak right now, it's really and truly so sad. >And then I fall asleep....😔 |
Pity Pat!!
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get a dog or something. |
Why are edamame shells fuzzy?
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Why didn't You take me with You?
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"Romeo"
Okay, we call players and gigolos "Romeo" but Romeo wasn't a playa. He was loyal and devoted—Juliet was the only chick on his mind. Right? Right.
So, I'm wonderin' why do we call players and gigolos "Romeo" when Romeo was anything but a player? |
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Or maybe because there are just so many players in history that they had to pick one name and they liked Romeo best? On the flip side, I think I'd like to have a black cat named Jezebel one day. Last night, I lay sleepless in bed, questioning whether I've made the right decisions regarding Oliver. |
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BTW, I used to know a kitty named Romeo. He was very cute and cool. I'm thinking of getting a cat. I even have a cat door (came with the place). Jezebel is a cool name. Hope you get a black cat and give her that name. Methinks you made the right decisions and Oliver is quietly grateful. |
Again Aioli...............
Who thought it up? When did it first make an appearance? What exactly is it? Why can't I pronounce it correctly EVER? Isn't it just a sort of jazzed up mayo? These are some of the questions that keep me up at night:chef2: |
I have so many at night, since my mind races while I am trying to sleep.
Most of them are personal and stuff along the lines of, am I good enough?, etc. |
Where is the best place to hide, when someone outside can only get me, if they see me thru a window?
Yeah, I think of places all the time..lol |
How can I develop a clock that slows the time when desired ( I am tired lol ...)but speeds it up on other occasions... ( Is it Friday yet ? )
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